1 If she can’t use N5,000 to cook decent meals from Friday – Sunday. (A Full weekend)

2 If she has more than 3 married men as “besto”, fwends or my G

3 If ur girlfriend demands a gift on every birthday

4 If she borrows money from different guys without asking you

5 If she doesn’t call your mother on Mother’s Day. .

6 If your girlfriend has been to Dubai 3 times from 2018 till date and she doesn’t have any income

7 If you have given your girlfriend up to N500,000 / $1400 and she’s still broke or doesn’t have a business.

8 If she is always commenting on known Yahoo boys pictures and Billionaires pictures on IG : “Yas zaddy, i tap into ur grace sir, check ur DM”

9 If she doesn’t know what you do to make money. E.g she knows you’re a banker but doesn’t know what department you’re in

10. If she takes Postinor 2 like M&K every month

11. If she idolizes runs girls & copies their IG post and Snapchat. “She May be an apprentice soon”

12. If she has cheated on you in the past 12 months

13. If she’s a student & you can’t locate her on weekends

14. If she has never bought you anything apart from perfume, belt & boxers on your birthday. E.g she should buy you books & inspirational dvds

15. If she spends N40,000 on makeup every month & she’s not a makeup artist or making money from the makeup.

16. If shes always commenting on celebrity pages saying “ Bless me”. .

17. If more than 5 night club bouncers know her name in your city

18. If she would rather go to the cinema than mid week service

19. If she doesn’t let you wipe or clean her up after sex.

20. If she gets violent. Trashes your car, assaults, burns your clothes. .

If your girlfriend is guilty of more than 5 of these and not willing to change, you should consider reentering the market

WOW!! Number 9 just happened to me just this past Saturday I actually thought I was over-reacting.....My gf was asked by her sis' hubby what bank branch I work with.....It must have gone this way just like she narrated.....

Uncle: Eh ehn what bank does that your bf work for?
GF: Ermm ERRMM!! ***** bank.
Uncle: eh ehn which branch.
GF: Its not branch oo, Its head office
Uncle: O ohhh I see, what does he do there gaan gaan?
Gf: speaks gibberish.............


Damn! After she narrated, I didnt know when I coughed 'I swear you are very dumb' out....We dicuss about my work like almost everytime, she even already knows my colleagues without meeting them.

We kept mallice for the next 24 hours.

Yes you should be concerned but it may not be because she's cheating, maybe it just doesn't matter to her.

It's a BIG red flag though.

IceColdVeins:
WOW!! Number 9 just happened to me just this past Saturday I actually thought I was over-reacting.....My gf was asked by her sis' hubby what bank branch I work with.....It must have gone this way just like she narrated.....

Uncle: Eh ehn what bank does that your bf work for?
GF: Ermm ERRMM!! ***** bank.
Uncle: eh ehn which branch.
GF: Its not branch oo, Its head office
Uncle: O ohhh I see, what does he do there gaan gaan?
Gf: speaks gibberish.............


Damn! After she narrated, I didnt know when I coughed 'I swear you are very dumb' out....We dicuss about my work like almost everytime, she even already knows my colleagues without meeting them.

We kept mallice for the next 24 hours.

Magnoliaa:
You know what? Don't even go into a relationship. You should make a public notice looking for slaves instead.

Is this the 20 relationship commandment or what?

What does if she doesn't allow you to wipe her after sex mean? Cant she wipe herself clean?