LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be

Now ask me how far

SEGLIZ:
still noodles generation.
my days was letter.

greatbrian:


I can relate to that bro. My childhood was never fun. Grew up thinking myself and my sibling were the only kid in the world. And before I could even wake up to realise I was just a boy, was already drafted to a military Boarding school in sabo zaria where all i see is chaos from senior and camouflage. From there na the university. Men even a times when my civilian friends are chatting I just loose touch and I am always completely lost to what they are saying. To crown it all, am an introvert in real life and hardly mix up. Worst of it we are on break now and yesterday my civilian arty was like let's go and rock and roll somewhere in Lagos. And I was putting on my kaftan jeje only to start hearing hysteric laughter's. I had to stab going out with them out of complete shyness. Am so lost to reality and atines I do feel that void of not been among. I can type more and more but men I just feel something is missing. The only kind of life I see is what I grew to meet the military life and what I live till now. Though none of my kids will grow through this path because my late dad started it and I followed.


I must say this part before I draw the curtain. I don't even know how to dance. Zanku sounds so strange to my ears and I feel my body z just so strong and can't even move. Though I can knack 300 forward rolls in 300 seconds and 200 pull up in 200 seconds. Men I feel better on nairaland watching life from afar and seeing how people live.

Lastly bro, I derive pleasure in what most of my peers see as boring in real life. I can't listen to any music except country music. Dolly parton is the best fast music I can think of and some Kenny rogers with don Williams. Even all my playlist is country music except military morale songs. And a lot of people won't believe this, HV never tasted alcohol, cigarette or anything close. And I even got disvirgined at 20+ even though I still wish I didn't coz it was like a job parade the day I did it.

Men this life is once . But gimme some sunshine and rain I wanna grow up once again.

OdefaGirl:



, those midnight calls wey dey put person for trouble.... Imagine singing U and I or my sweet potato by dbanj not knowing that your papa has woken up and eavesdropping on you....
The next morning he will rehearse everything for you

IMASTEX:

Seconded

greatbrian:


I can relate to that bro. My childhood was never fun. Grew up thinking myself and my sibling were the only kid in the world. And before I could even wake up to realise I was just a boy, was already drafted to a military Boarding school in sabo zaria where all i see is chaos from senior and camouflage. From there na the university. Men even a times when my civilian friends are chatting I just loose touch and I am always completely lost to what they are saying. To crown it all, am an introvert in real life and hardly mix up. Worst of it we are on break now and yesterday my civilian arty was like let's go and rock and roll somewhere in Lagos. And I was putting on my kaftan jeje only to start hearing hysteric laughter's. I had to stab going out with them out of complete shyness. Am so lost to reality and atines I do feel that void of not been among. I can type more and more but men I just feel something is missing. The only kind of life I see is what I grew to meet the military life and what I live till now. Though none of my kids will grow through this path because my late dad started it and I followed.


I must say this part before I draw the curtain. I don't even know how to dance. Zanku sounds so strange to my ears and I feel my body z just so strong and can't even move. Though I can knack 300 forward rolls in 300 seconds and 200 pull up in 200 seconds. Men I feel better on nairaland watching life from afar and seeing how people live.

Lastly bro, I derive pleasure in what most of my peers see as boring in real life. I can't listen to any music except country music. Dolly parton is the best fast music I can think of and some Kenny rogers with don Williams. Even all my playlist is country music except military morale songs. And a lot of people won't believe this, HV never tasted alcohol, cigarette or anything close. And I even got disvirgined at 20+ even though I still wish I didn't coz it was like a job parade the day I did it.

Men this life is once . But gimme some sunshine and rain I wanna grow up once again.

Stanweezy:

They replaced it with free nite bundle for browsing

Simplep:
I did not know what is called love till after secondary school
Did i miss?

Dearlord:


Here comes the specimen of my type.

LOMBARDY:

Baba doesn't fit in at times
E dey pain me well well when I think about it sometimes
Na wetin holy holy do me

chrisking125:
Brother I need someone like you as a friend oooo.... You'd be a good influence

LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be

Now ask me how far

SEGLIZ:
still noodles generation.
my days was letter.

LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be

Now ask me how far

Offpoint:
Sorry, I'm from stone age.... our younger ones were the delivery boys.

My elder bro once wrote a love letter literally filled up with lies even the devil will be amazed.

How he couldn't sleep, while the truth is he snore every night.

How he couldn't eat, while nigga was a glutton.

And so many other lies.

I opened the letter on the way and edit every lies out, I even had to add a sword to the heart symbol he drew on the back of the letter.

I can't let any girl lead my brother to hell when the Bible clearly state: "All liars shall go-to hell.

chrisking125:
Hwfa my brother? Don't tell me you're regretting ooo

UNBELIEVABLE:


Sorry to burst your bubbles, but holy holy makes you find it easier in life to make it than others..
No, it's not religious thinking, it's the way of life.

I remember when Holy holy make me no gree join ma friends for cult, ha, most of them now be touts leading small bois...
Most times, being the overly righteous one may be tough, but the end is better than the beginning.

WaywardSon:
lol just curious. How far

Magnoliaa:


How far?

kalvoken:
Primary and secondary school love is one thing I laugh over anytime I flashback to those days. Imagine so many written letters on sheets of papers that were never given to the girl, probably for fear of being rejected or another.

Just like the case of Kenneth omeruo, some girls had the luxury of having cell phone before we guys. So we would just use either mummsy's phone or that of our elder ones to send her text. No one ever tried his or P.mans phone, who wan die.

So Guys, did you ever practiced this?

thatigboman:
I tire o. No telephone, not to talk of mobile phones those days

grossintel:
I literally colonised my mom's phone so she left it for me and bought another one. She will be like where's that boy, please bring my phone it's ringing and I'll respond mommy it's not your call.

SEGLIZ:

those days were interesting, you have to beat the fathers security and interviews.
it was legendary then, real warriors at younger age, all sense organ are at alert for you are at a non-ally territory doing business.

Stanweezy:
What about the midnight call part, where one will buy#100 airtime and use it to call his secondary school babe and wake up in the morning feeling dizzy

EXLOVER:
Hope the two of you are married now?

thatigboman:
doxology