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BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:14am On Oct 27, 2019
Before my bolé arrives, I want to tell you the honest truth.

If you're not being productive as a man, your phone is the cause.

You may not know this, but your phone is the reason you're less productive or depressed.

There are lots of reasons why.

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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Dathypebruv(m): 10:17am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:
Before my bolé arrives, I want to tell you the honest truth.

If you're not being productive as a man, your phone is the cause.

You may not know this, but your phone is the reason you're less productive or depressed.

There are lots of reasons why.


very correct boss,sincerely my phone is the cause.................




i'm using asha 200 oh

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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by habsydiamond(m): 10:18am On Oct 27, 2019
Seriously!!! Op u need showers of blessing.. no ask me the type of blessings.. maybe the next person can tell u
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Legionx: 10:23am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:
Before my bolé arrives, I want to tell you the honest truth.

If you're not being productive as a man, your phone is the cause.

You may not know this, but your phone is the reason you're less productive or depressed.

There are lots of reasons why.


Should I wait for your bole to arrive before I know the reasons why? grin
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:41am On Oct 27, 2019
Legionx:


Should I wait for your bole to arrive before I know the reasons why? grin

E done arrive. I done almost finish am self. I'm angry. The small fish is 400 while the bole is 200. Since I'm addicted to bole and suya, I can't complain. Even if it costs 10k per plate, I'll still order for it every day.

Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:41am On Oct 27, 2019
The first 2 people to drop their number will get 500 card each. Only 2 people.
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by OluwasureGig: 10:43am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:
The first 2 people to drop their number will get 500 card each. Only 2 people.
09035788819. mtn thanks boss
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Tony142: 10:44am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:
The first 2 people to drop their number will get 500 card each. Only 2 people.

0811 547 2583, thanks
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Gmasterp(m): 10:45am On Oct 27, 2019
Hmmm
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Genset: 10:46am On Oct 27, 2019
07010950062 Airtel

Thank you
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:51am On Oct 27, 2019
My belle don full — I no even get strength to press phone again.

Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:53am On Oct 27, 2019
OluwasureGig:

0903819. mtn thanks boss

Tony142:


08183, thanks

You'll get your cards in the next 5 minutes.
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Tony142: 11:01am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:




You'll get your cards in the next 5 minutes.


Seen, #500 card received, thanks
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by OluwasureGig: 11:01am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:



You'll get your cards in the next 5 minutes.
seen. thanks a lot sir. I appreciate
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:02am On Oct 27, 2019
One of the secrets of wealth/health is playfulness — not taking life too seriously while secretly doing the right thing. Sadly, some people who don't know the game call it immaturity or irresponsibility.

They force you to act mature, but don't know what they are missing. When God was sharing wisdom, some people were asleep. If you're among those who were asleep, read books to discover those things you missed, else, your mates will be ahead of you.

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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:02am On Oct 27, 2019
Legionx:


Should I wait for your bole to arrive before I know the reasons why? grin

Now, let me get ready to answer you. #Smile
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by SirDanny7(m): 11:13am On Oct 27, 2019
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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Yellowgarri: 11:15am On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:


Now, let me get ready to answer you. #Smile
baba abeg extend the airtime reach my side. Make i comot from free mode
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:59am On Oct 27, 2019
Yes, it's no secret that I have used my phone to write more than 20 books. This is to say, having a phone is a great thing.

Now, here is the bad side of it. Despite how productive and focused you are in life, there are some weeks you can't achieve anything even if you try.

You'll be glued to your phone — pressing, chatting, watching silly comedy videos on YouTube, or worse porn, and burning MB for nothing.

This has happened to me (except the porn side) and I'll tell you the solution.

It is believed that every wise youth has a laptop (even if it's fairly used), a small phone, a big phone, and a modem.

If you're above 20 and you don't have the things I listed above, but you've spent more than 50k on women or to buy frivolous things just to impress a woman, paid sex, or in gambling, then you're not serious with your life. You better change NOW or you'll regret.

So, since your phone is the cause of your laziness, password it, turn it off, and send it to a trusted friend or relation in the same town with your modem to keep for you for a week or a month.

Now, come back home with your small phone which doesn't have access to the internet and see how productive you'll be with your laptop, your pen, and your paper. When there was no internet, people were still surviving. Weren't they?

You'll open Photoshop and design all the things you've been procrastinating. You'll watch those video tutorials you downloaded, but haven't watched, you'll read or listen to those audio books you downloaded, and you'll start and finish a book or a project you've been procrastinating in your house.

Having access to the internet 24/7 causes laziness and at the same time, encourages criminality. You may not know this, but it's true.

I have used this method of depriving myself access to the net for some days to achieve great things. While going through this phase of "No access to internet," all the important things I was supposed to do with the internet, but never did will start popping up and I'll write them down with a pen and a paper.

The moment I get access to the internet, those things I wrote down are the FIRST things I'll do and achieve. With this technique, I become extra-productive.

Note: to do this technique, make sure you don't have movies or porns in your laptop, else you'll keep watching one of them compulsively and end up not being productive. Also, ignore TV or football. I don't watch movies, TV, and I don't have porn in my system, so this makes the process smooth.

I still use this technique till this day, and I assure you, it works like magic. You'll be ahead of your colleagues who are obsessed with their phones, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter etc. if only you can do this.

When most people wake in the morning, the first thing they reach out for is their phones to check messages, but with this method, you'll wake and feel empty for not seeing your phone. This emptiness is training you to refocus your mind to being productive with your time and depending on internet to be happy.

Getting rid of your main phone while using your small phone which can't access the internet for a while may be all you need to become productive and escape the bondage Zuckerberg, nairaland, or Google has put you in.

Whenever I'm being less productive, I always do this and the outcome has changed my life for good.

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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:04pm On Oct 27, 2019
Dathypebruv:


very correct boss,sincerely my phone is the cause.................




i'm using asha 200 oh

When you upgrade to Android, you'll start experiencing what I said above.
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Dathypebruv(m): 1:50pm On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:


When you upgrade to Android, you'll start experiencing what I said above.
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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by dracopoetic(m): 2:01pm On Oct 27, 2019
iLegendd:
My belle don full — I no even get strength to press phone again.
grin
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Adasun(m): 5:15pm On Oct 27, 2019
The wise are learning legend,they are...
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by Akinowon123(m): 8:22pm On Oct 27, 2019
I totally agree with u boss. My phone got spoilt for like 2 months now and I couldn't access WhatsApp throughout. I only access Facebook with laptop with WiFi and not Everytime because I have to be at the WiFi location to use it. What I realised was during the period I became more rich in my mind and I just got a new phone . And only kick-starting putting my brainstormed ideas into action
Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:29pm On Oct 27, 2019
Nice input above. An oyibo man gave you phone for just 2 reasons

1. To enrich you
2. To enslave you

In Africa, most people prefer option 2. Those who choose option 1 with a great mentor always end up as successful millionaires or billionaires.

Those who chose option 2 always hate on those who chose option 1.

Example: Linda Ikeji, Séun, etc. chose option 1, so they get hated online for no reason. Oh, there is a reason, but that is a topic for another day.

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Re: BEFORE This Thing Arrives [Picture] by daharry(m): 10:19pm On Oct 27, 2019
Always on point

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