What is the easiest way to break-up a relationship?

Mature contributions please. Cheers!

Avoid her calls and let her suspect foul play, then if she confronts you scold her and walk away, that way She'll know its over.

Beat er up

Ceejayo:

Avoid her calls and let her suspect foul play, then if she confronts you scold her and walk away, that way She'll know its over.

This might not work esp if the girl is seriously in love with guy. Maybe pubic disgrace(PDA) might do the magic.

Dyt:

Beat er up

Dont tell me you as a woman do support the beating of women by their spouses.

Public disgrace is 2much, avoid any contact n change ur behaviour

I dont bt u wanted an easier way n i came up wit 3 words
beat er up

Be honest of why you want it to be over, if your an asshole, let her see that. Honesty and truth is always the best policy for anything.

Dumping a woman without a reasonable reason suck.

Pretend to be mad.

@dyt so u advice am make him beat her 2 me e no dey adviceable.@poster do d opposite of wat u did 2 show her that u cared then and y did u want a break up?

@op,why do u wanna break up?cos 4rm the way you sound its like this girl didn't offend you.

Whats with all these ideas to humiliate or hurt her. Just be honest. Man up and tell her to her face. She haqs done nothing and you want to just disappear or worse, yikes!!! Just do what you know already. Tell her its over, end of story!!

why are u guyz alwaz prayin 4 break up

make love with her sis and invite her, if that cldnt work, woo/sex any of her friend, invite her, automatically, it ends, shikinah

If you can start one, you should be able to 'break-up" one.
Never start what you cannot finsh
The one thing that separates juveniles from the matured.
Communication.

If you guys are open to each other and comfortable communicating however bad a message maybe then just talk to her about you seeing yourself going a different direction.

If you guys suck on the communication level then try cutting down on how often you see her. She will eventually get the message.

It's somewhat childish to go breaking up with people via txt or public humiliation.


All the above are based on you currently dating a reasonable person cos if not then you might just have to change phones ET AL

Very easy, Just date or phuck her Momma.

You will see that in her world you are dead.

, HARD BANG!! Bang her so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk for like a week, then, when she calls to find out why you haven't called to check up on her! then let her know that you gave her the LAST BANGER!!!!

Without no sentiment, call him or her, and say your mind, state exactly why you think the relationship is no more important, and be clear with your point, state clearly what effect the relationship will bring to you if you continue from the point you are.

send her a text or email

well, i think u should just ignore most things u pay attention to b4, dnt call as often as b4, dnt complain about anything she does,, ie she's is matured, with all these,she'll certainly knw u er no longer interested,

tell am say you don give anoda chick bele and you go settle down soon. Apologize, believe me she go re-think.

just air your view and stop asking why the break-up. is it your duty to know why he or she wants to break up. Naija dey use question answer question

it's not you, it's me

patttcom:

just air your view and stop asking why the break-up. is it your duty to know why he or she wants to break up. Naija dey use question answer question

abi ooo, wetin concern dem?

Make her scroll through your fone to see another chick sending u text whose content is "i lov u babe, i cant wait to be in ur arms".
If she confronts you, let ur reply be "she is my number 4. Dont worry, i prefer u to her cos u ar my number 3"

If she ever calls u afta don't pick, but later call her back and tel her u didnt pick her calls cos u were with ur number 2.

@r231, May the Most High bless you, your spouse and children, First try= SIX-TU-PLETS. Amen

Two ways to do it.
A: Like a jerk: beat up her mum, tell her mum u wanna have sex with her, have sex with her sister, tell her you are gay, tell her you saw a vision that she is a witch and your visions are always right,
B:Like a real Man: Tell her the reasons you cant continue with the relationship and plead with her to forgive you ( that's if she'll be hurt.)