S*M*H* i jxt didn't get that. Is that the lady prefers a kitchen or what

Apparently she doz. . . . Dats sad yo

@OP,copying and pasting much??

Goldie what are u on about? Whats ur aim or reason? BTW were ur own joke(s)? Abi na criticism be ur specialization?

Mr.Bones:

S*M*H* i jxt didn't get that. Is that the lady prefers a kitchen or what

Yeah, it means she'll rather spend all that money on getting a new kitchen than on her hubby's erm. . .new willy

Mygoldie:

@OP,copying and pasting much??

er. . .got you smiling though, didn't it girl?

what can I say? I'm truly blessed with the gift of the gab!!

Women truly na puzzle. Which one be kitchen? Abi the guy no know to use/manipulate the . . . or shes jxt being stup1d

jeez man - don't u get it?

the wifey would rather they spend the 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 grand (whatever the amount) and getting a new kitched fitted in the house

rather than spend all that money on replacement plastic surgery for the hubby!

c'mon

I tot the hubby suppose to be first in all tins. Abi marriage contract don twist or i'm outdated?

I don't think that contract includes replacement of spare parts

JESUS! LOL @ spare parts I jxt hit the floor now(literary!) . Efe no go kill me. Bia My Efe u neva hear the "for better and for worse" part?

eh. . .I don hear am now

@ 4 berra or 4 worse

thing be say, that worse bit get as im be now

some people just like things like these complete & in their original packaging
abi u prefer plastic over natural??

Ma sister there is now a major breakthrough in medicine science. U can hardly tell which is one is plastic and what is natural. Guys are truly not smiling o. But the cost is still killing sha. BTW the oath said for better and for worse, this one na worst o! So i fit understand

^^ Exactly!!

now you dig ma yarns abi??

*shakes head * no i don't dear, i jxt understand thats all. I believe in a marriage one has to love the spouse more than even self so ur yarn na yam ( no offence)

Lol!!

Yam na better food

it's all filling 'n keeps you warm during the cold nights!

For ur mind only. Yam na igbo food jor no be . . . . . food

never begin claim wetin nor belong to you

Yam: A.K.A Dioscorea originates from my area jor

History! Ur head don dey swell abi? I pray it bursts sha . Nxt one na *imitates her shrill voice** na we create am **mstchew**

hahaha!!

Nnnnaaa bia!!

Ogini?? wetin dey make u vex so??

nor be ma fault say soil better pass for ma side na!!

**see, Efe don dey learn dat ur language by force sef**

Efe's brain no fit accomodate igbo's lang jor. After that time ago. . . .u no learn igbo when u go fit

maybe dat time - Efe brain nor get space to learn foreign languages

Yes. that reminds me. When can we fix a date so u can help me out how u were able to . . . . . . So i can borrow a leaf or two. Wat do u say?

huh??

Vicks, u dey confuse my simple brain

break am down pls

To concentrate(no more info)

^^ah!!

sure! np

anytime

I hope it works sha, considering ma high affinity for girls.

ok

Mr.Bones:

I hope it works sha, considering ma high affinity for girls.

u go try develop half past 1 eye

one side go focus on d main thing

the other side go focus on sweet temptation  

LOL Bad adviser. The queen must hear dis . A . . . . in the ranks

hey,hey, hey!!

u asked my advice, I give u freely (without charge)

and u still dey complain?? Lol!!

Na God and . . Fit repair u sha

Lol! Lol!! Lol!!!

God (yes)

and whom ??