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Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 9:30pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
And vic2k3. I wish he was around sha |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 9:33pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
'n me an all babes 'n me an all - Efe dey faithful to am |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Which other babes? I hope say he is not polygamous |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:04pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
slow poke!! nvm sha |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:12pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Me i go mind o! So tell me **smiles slowly yet seductively and winks** who are the other babes? |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:17pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
hey, stop smiling like that! that na cheap trick to confuse me 'n u nearly succeed |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:22pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Lol if not for self control i nearly went . . . . . MEHN i tink i shud pop some asprin lol. A lil . . **rubs the temple slowly** |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
baby are u ill?? **worried look on her face, she feels his head with the back of her hand. . .** I think you need a lie down would u like me to get u anything?? |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:30pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
LOL last time i did it(faked it) u swore not to bat an eyelid when i say i'm so . . Good to know u've got sucha angelic heart. Well i fink i've caught the malaria bug sha. But it wont be severe anyway considering ma immune system. But tomorrow i'll sure do some medication thanks for the love and care showed sha |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:35pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Baby it's always been there although hidden under wraps and away from public view but very much still there! If your sure 'tis malaria then don't wait till tomorrow take something now to ease the pain baby |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:41pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
What else lol? Abi aids? Pls laughter will surely kill me o! I know ma body ma dear. I can ever remember suffering anytin apart from worms, food poisoning and malaria all ma life. Pls no assasinte me wif laughter . NVM jxt forget it for the mean time. I'm all good jxt . . . So whadd up? |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
**Chuckles** Good - At least, that got u smiling again!! |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
**yawns a lil and covers his mouth** darling don't tink i hve the strength to continue. Feeling a lil weak and sleepy Lest i forget, u never cease to amaze me wif ur well of love and care. u're more than what meets the eye |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
<blushes!> all these compliments in one night?? okay - and Efe says: thank you Good night Vicks - l8er |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Migines(m): 10:57pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
*Smh* na wa o |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
Migines u wont/can't understand. Yeah my Efe till tomorrow. I still . . . . . . . (LOL i nearly slip **closes the mouth with his hands*). Yeah! Till tomorrow |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 11:10pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
no need to say it - I KNOW!! |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Migines(m): 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2010 |
I didnt thnk i wuld. |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 12:08am On Nov 23, 2010 |
hmmm |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Mobinga: 9:56am On Nov 23, 2010 |
The joke is jejune. Lacks humor. |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Nobody: 11:35am On Nov 23, 2010 |
wow i have a realy dirty mind, really dirty |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2010 |
@OP I swearragawd, if that man mistakenly tries to bend this decision, the woman fit cut out the willy from filly, chop am, spice am, fry am force tha man to eat am. LOL But thank God for the advancement of surgery. .real parts (organs) from major spare part dealers can be injected with living cells taken from ur system to replace the dead organ. .and voila! they feel just like ur original. The self centered wife suppose dig na. |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 11:13pm On Nov 23, 2010 |
lancaster: Lol!! well, it takes a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty mind to appreciate a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty joke! lysaa: Babes I beg to differ - I'm self-centered enough to go for the new kitchen any day, any time!! Mobinga: Then do sumtin 'bout it man & quit moaning!! How about posting your own joke for a change?? Hmmm |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Mobinga: 6:46am On Nov 24, 2010 |
I love you too |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 6:53am On Nov 24, 2010 |
^^ is that the joke? |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 10:50am On Nov 24, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:erh! scienya! your wizo na koro-koro daylight own na. LMAO |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
^^ Girl, abeg translate that thing u post jor nor dey confuse ma simple mind |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 3:25pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Ok i'll dojust that. Scienya- (noun) Coined from the word science which originated from the latin word scientia. . knowledge. Scienya is a knowledge birthed by negative perspicacity. It is characterized by evil reaction, often not one's fault but a situation that would be dealt with. Korokoro- (adjective) A Nigerian slang signifying bright, clear, transparent. E.g korokoro eyes, korokoro afternoon. Wizo- (noun) Coined from the English word wizard. Wizo indicates a very special talent, often demonstrated at night. lol. So i hope this has explained my post better? |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:43pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
hmmm abeg next time use plain English jor! |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 12:29pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Kolo! |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 2:56pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
^^ Go siddon jor |
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Must u force it out of me that i've not bn standing? |
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