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Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 9:30pm On Nov 21, 2010
And vic2k3. I wish he was around sha grin
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 9:33pm On Nov 21, 2010
'n me an all babes

'n me an all - Efe dey faithful to am embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Which other babes? I hope say he is not polygamous
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:04pm On Nov 21, 2010
slow poke!!

nvm sha tongue tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:12pm On Nov 21, 2010
Me i go mind o!

So tell me **smiles slowly yet seductively and winks** who are the other babes? grin
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:17pm On Nov 21, 2010
hey, stop smiling like that!

that na cheap trick to confuse me wink

'n u nearly succeed cool
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:22pm On Nov 21, 2010
Lol if not for self control i nearly went . . . . .

MEHN i tink i shud pop some asprin lol. A lil . . **rubs the temple slowly**
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:25pm On Nov 21, 2010
baby are u ill??

**worried look on her face, she feels his head with the back of her hand. . .**

I think you need a lie down

would u like me to get u anything??
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:30pm On Nov 21, 2010
LOL last time i did it(faked it) u swore not to bat an eyelid when i say i'm so . . Good to know u've got sucha angelic heart.

Well i fink i've caught the malaria bug sha. But it wont be severe anyway considering ma immune system. But tomorrow i'll sure do some medication wink

thanks for the love and care showed sha kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:35pm On Nov 21, 2010
Baby it's always been there

although hidden under wraps and away from public view

kiss but kiss very  kiss much  kiss still  kiss there!  kiss kiss kiss

If your sure 'tis malaria then don't wait till tomorrow

take something now to ease the pain baby  embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:41pm On Nov 21, 2010
What else lol? cheesy cheesy cheesy Abi aids? Pls laughter will surely kill me o! I know ma body ma dear. I can ever remember suffering anytin apart from worms, food poisoning and malaria all ma life. Pls no assasinte me wif laughter cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy . NVM jxt forget it for the mean time. I'm all good jxt . . . So whadd up? grin
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:45pm On Nov 21, 2010
**Chuckles**

Good - At least, that got u smiling again!!

tongue tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2010
**yawns a lil and covers his mouth** darling don't tink i hve the strength to continue. Feeling a lil weak and sleepy undecided

Lest i forget, u never cease to amaze me wif ur well of love and care. kiss kiss u're kiss kiss more kiss kiss than kiss kiss what kiss kiss meets kiss kiss the kiss kiss eye grin
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Nov 21, 2010
<blushes!>

all these compliments in one night??

okay - and Efe says:

kiss  kiss  thank  kiss kiss you  kiss kiss  cheesy

Good night Vicks - l8er cheesy cheesy
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Migines(m): 10:57pm On Nov 21, 2010
*Smh*
na wa o
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2010
Migines u wont/can't understand.

Yeah my Efe till tomorrow. I still . . . . . . . (LOL i nearly slip embarassed embarassed **closes the mouth with his hands*). Yeah! Till tomorrow grin grin
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 11:10pm On Nov 21, 2010
no need to say it - I KNOW!! wink
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Migines(m): 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2010
I didnt thnk i wuld.
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 12:08am On Nov 23, 2010
hmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Mobinga: 9:56am On Nov 23, 2010
The joke is jejune. Lacks humor. cry
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Nobody: 11:35am On Nov 23, 2010
grin
wow i have a realy dirty mind, really dirty
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2010
@OP
I swearragawd, if that man mistakenly tries to bend this decision, the woman fit cut out the willy from filly, chop am, spice am, fry am force tha man to eat am. LOL

But thank God for the advancement of surgery. .real parts (organs) from major spare part dealers can be injected with living cells taken from ur system to replace the dead organ. .and voila! they feel just like ur original. The self centered wife suppose dig na.
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 11:13pm On Nov 23, 2010
lancaster:

grin
wow i have a realy dirty mind, really dirty

Lol!! well, it takes a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty mind to appreciate a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty joke! grin grin

lysaa:

@OP
I swearragawd, if that man mistakenly tries to bend this decision, the woman fit cut out the willy from filly, chop am, spice am, fry am force tha man to eat am. LOL

But thank God for the advancement of surgery. .real parts (organs) from major spare part dealers can be injected with living cells taken from your system to replace the dead organ. .and voila! they feel just like your original. The self centered wife suppose dig na.

Babes I beg to differ - I'm self-centered enough to go for the new kitchen

any day, any time!! grin grin grin grin

Mobinga:

The joke is jejune. Lacks humor. cry

Then do sumtin 'bout it man & quit moaning!! angry angry

How about posting your own joke for a change??


Hmmm
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by Mobinga: 6:46am On Nov 24, 2010
I love you too
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by MrBones2(m): 6:53am On Nov 24, 2010
^^ shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked is that the joke?
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 10:50am On Nov 24, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Lol!! well, it takes a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty mind to appreciate a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty joke! grin grin

Babes I beg to differ - I'm self-centered enough to go for the new kitchen

any day, any time!! grin grin grin grin

Then do sumtin 'bout it man & quit moaning!! angry angry

How about posting your own joke for a change??


Hmmm
erh! scienya! your wizo na koro-koro daylight own na. LMAO
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:31pm On Nov 24, 2010
^^ Girl, abeg translate that thing u post jor lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

nor dey confuse ma simple mind tongue tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 3:25pm On Nov 26, 2010
Ok i'll dojust that.

Scienya- (noun) Coined from the word science which originated from the latin word scientia. . knowledge. Scienya is a knowledge birthed by negative perspicacity. It is characterized by evil reaction, often not one's fault but a situation that would be dealt with.

Korokoro- (adjective) A Nigerian slang signifying bright, clear, transparent.
E.g korokoro eyes, korokoro afternoon.

Wizo- (noun) Coined from the English word wizard. Wizo indicates a very special talent, often demonstrated at night. lol.

So i hope this has explained my post better? tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 10:43pm On Nov 26, 2010
hmmm lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

abeg next time use plain English jor! tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 12:29pm On Nov 30, 2010
Kolo!
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by EfemenaXY: 2:56pm On Nov 30, 2010
^^ Go siddon jor tongue
Re: Things That Sound 'dirty' At Christmas, But Aren't. . . . by lysaa(f): 5:56pm On Nov 30, 2010
Must u force it out of me that i've not bn standing? angry tongue

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