Mehn, people get how them take Dey shar!!!

So I was home yesterday evening minding my business and lighting some good weed when I heard a knock on my gate. (I’m reporting the estates security at the next estate meeting)

I came out and saw this shorty I been talking to for the past 3 months (she deh use me play sef, she hardly come to visit me so I stopped inviting her to my place). She was looking so hot and on fire! She wore a gown with no pants on sight (i could see the asx line and all) ...........pant nor Dey!! I know what I’m saying)

I was surprised to see her, I did not arrange for a meeting. We exchanged greetings and I ushered her in and we sat in the living room.

I was so anxious to ask what brought her to my place unannounced. instead she sat and cuts in, started talking nonstop about the traffic and blah blah blah.

(God is really a mysterious somebody, I was on my own when HE directed one of his beautiful creatures to come make me happy)

Minutes later we were sitting very close to each other talking nonsexnce

Her phone rang, she didn’t take the call, it rang the second time. Later a WhatsApp text came in(I could see the text coz we were sitting very close)
“”Sweet, where are you? I thought you said you are outside my gate? Pick my call, *sad face*””

Immediately she saw the text, she was kinda looking surprised she excused herself to use the restroom. Me shar, guy man!!! ................I just chill deh observe. I heard her making calls in the restroom.

Few seconds later, she hurriedly came out and said she’s leaving

“Babe what happened? But you just came”

She answered “My boss needs my attention”

Edo/Warri boy like me nor fit dull God catch her that day.

(After coming to my house to arouse me, you want to leave just like that? No fvcks given?)

Las las she hurriedly gave me just two styles and left my place.

*sigh*
Here was what really happened, it wasn’t me that invited her, the babe later opened up that she thought it was me that chatted and invited her over Technically saying she didn’t save my contact and as well the person that invited her. .......she in her mind thought it was me that chatted and invited her, that was why she came to my place.............and a fvck was given

So, she later left to go meet the other brother!!! the one that invited her initially.

Isn’t God wonderful? It’s been like one week now, all the babes been deh post me, nai this one just enter my trap. I’m good for the next couple days before my fvcks bar depletes and needs recharge!!

I’m at work o!!! I’m not jobless, so....don’t insult me. I deh Office deh look my colleague white pant as I’m typing this. Some ladies don’t have home training, they be sitting anyhow.

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chenzen:
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you wan start?? This guy, seems you want us to crash nairaland!!

Wagayi.... One cold bottle of origin for u..

stupidity:
you wan start?? This guy, seems you want us to crash nairaland!!

Nairaland is bigger than u fa

God wee judge your stupidity... Hilarious though!

Bhudda be praised for derailing and diverting 'blessings' to you.

ObaKlaz:
Bhudda be praised for derailing and diverting 'blessings' to you.

brah!!! I extend this blessing to you, fine asx shorties will visit you unexpectedly.(speaking in tongues)

MJBOLT:

somebody should give a summary
of the OP

simple. he was busy looking at a lady's white pant while in office when others were busy with serious task.

This OP Na only you all these unforeseen events Dey always happen to. Why na!!

chenzen:
simple. he was busy looking at a lady's white pant while in office when others are busy with serious task.

stupidity:

lol

This Same boy Again? I Thought You Were In The Cage

Lol I pray u dont find who to recharge you till January

lol. this uncl sef. I for like meet u one day

Lol I pray you dont find who to recharge you till January

And you couldn't narrate this without mentioning your creator up and down abi? Continue...

In fact I'm starting to enjoy your stupid stories but I can't follow you because I can't justify following "stupidity" on my profile

Long story short you had a sex with a girl by mistake and you con carry am come nairaland
MY BROTHERS HUSTLE OHHH MAKE BABE NO MISTAKE YOUR FOR ANOTHER PERSON OHHH

It can only be stupidity

If i understand this post very well, Op is telling us that some ladies are LovePeddler, that girl has been snubbing Op ,only for her to go to his house without invitation, as Op bleeped her, the other guy can also Bleep her that same day, come to think of it, That girl might have a boyfriend that takes her serious

its for reasons like this I advise guys to marry virgins or if not possible then a divorcee or widow. See unmarried single girl taking at least two dicksons in less than 12 hours!. This one is more experienced than an average married woman na! All these girls forming girlfriends are home prostitutes who don't ply their trades in brothels but secretly and codedly visit clients anywhere they are.
The other day, a girl I was toasting told me dat I would hate her if she told me all her sexusl life activities

Zombiekiller010:
If i understand this post very well, Op is telling us that some ladies are LovePeddler, that girl has been snubbing Op ,only for her to go to his house without invitation, as Op bleeped her, the other guy can also Bleep her that same day, come to think of it, That girl might have a boyfriend that takes her serious

una wan start with Una yeye analysis.


The fact she don’t even know who chatted her but she followed up and landed on my gate.

Let’s assume the other guy is her serious boyfriend, she was so careless enough to not save his number or know I wasn’t the one that chatted her? Are we now getting careless with lives these days? Think about it!!

She’s very stupid mehn!!!! Fact

Quality20:
its for reasons like this I advise guys to marry virgins or if not possible then a divorcee or widow. See unmarried single girl taking at least two dicksons in less than 12 hours!. This one is more experienced than an average married woman na! All these girls forming girlfriends are home prostitutes who don't ply their trades in brothels but secretly and codedly visit clients anywhere they are.
The other day, a girl I was toasting told me dat I would hate her if she told me all her sexusl life activities

never ask a girl about her past o!!!

You can’t take it!!! Even if you can take it, she’ll not tell you everything!!

She’ll only tell you things to pity her and blame men for being something else. Fact!!