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| SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:36am On Nov 30, 2019 |
It gets crazier by the day. So, yesterday, she told me someone in this house has a crush on me. "Who's that?" I asked, but she refused to tell me. "I'll tell you if you buy me rice," she playfully requested. If you haven't read the part 1, read it here https://www.nairaland.com/5553949/ to understand the story. The reason she... Typing... 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:36am On Nov 30, 2019 |
The reason she demanded for rice is because every little thing or info she wants to get from me — even a kiss, I always tell her to pay first or buy me something first, so she's paying me back. Some minutes later, I guessed it correctly — it was her friend. "How did you know?" I asked. "I'm a woman, so I know," she replied. "So, how are you going to do it?" she asked. "I'll imprégnate two of you the same day," I playfully teased. While at the front having this talk, she crossed her spotless legs on me as we use the front camera of my phone to snap and make funny videos of ourselves (she's a model). The apple she bought was on the side, so I took one. When the fun video ended, we entered YouTube to watch Trevor Noah, Desktalker, Broda Shaggi, and HomeOfLafta comedy. Her friend walked in... Typing... |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:37am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Her friend walked in on us having fun and guess what? She wasn't happy with us — it was written in her body language, but she tried to hide it. She complained about her phone that will be taken away from her soon, so I promised to get her a small phone to manage. (Not more than 3k). Since I'm stingy, I pay myself small salary at the end of the month — I call it bolé and fish monthly allowance. So, from my Payoneer account, I transfered 110k to my expenditure account, transfered some to my bank of no return account, then left the rest for online importation and transaction. My best friend (we love to playfully tell girls we are gay partners) returned from office, an ICT company where he is an expert instructor, and told me a story of what happened. Before I tell you the story, I want to tell you we are computer experts with "degrees." We are into whitehat h****** and anything ICT or techy. I taught him how to use his phone to monitor computers. The screen of the computer will show on his phone and he will use the phone to monitor and operate the PC/desktop as if his phone is the computer. Before teaching him this, he complained one of his teenage students used his MB to stream porn, but he didn't catch him red handed — but via cookies and browser history. So, he... Typing... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:37am On Nov 30, 2019 |
So, he did all the magic I taught him in all the computers. While in class yesterday and after delivering his lecture, he grabbed his phone and went outside, then activated the spy on his phone. Minutes later, something shocking started happening. I taught him how to publish books on Amazon and he has written some computer and programming books. These books are meant to be bought (not free) by these students, but they found where a copy of the book is, in an obscure folder, which is the computer he used in typing the book. "Omo, I don see the books o!" student 1 told student 2 via message sent through those computers. "Abeg abeg, send them to me through network and I'll copy it from there," replied student 2. They didn't know my guy was using his phone to monitor every single thing they were doing. The moment student 1 copied the file to the network for student 2 to copy, he deletes it with his phone. This copy and delete happened back and forth until student 2 asked, "What is happening?" "The file dey stubborn, e no gree stay," replied student 1. They got frustrated and gave up. He used his phone to navigate to one of the computers, backed up is books online and wiped them off all the systems, entered their recycle bins and emptied them. Before he was done doing this, student 1 has navigated to a porn site and was streaming some hot porn clips with the speaker volume reduced to 0. As a good instructor, he likes his students to enjoy what they're doing, so he used his phone and turned on the volume and the next thing was "Aah aaah aaah f*** me." The class was on fire as the the student rushed his browser to close the page. There were female students in class. With his phone, he closed the task bar and shutdown the computer, then walked in and the boy was tensed and frightened. His conscience was eating him up. "What is going on?" Mr. Instructor asked, "Nothing," he nervously replied as the other students held back their laughter. They thought he didn't know what happened. After telling us this story, I burst into laughter with the princess by my side. At 7:30 PM, I asked him and Princess to accompany me to a groovy junction to withdraw 5k at the POS so I can buy bolé and fish. We walked to the junction as... Typing... 2 Likes |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:38am On Nov 30, 2019 |
We walked to the junction as Princess rests her hand on my shoulder while my friend was busy on phone handling a call from his girlfriend who was pranking him with a different number and voice. As I was inside the POS center, managed by Princess' friend's younger sister, she (Princess' friend) walked in with a moody body language. "Why are you looking dull?" I asked. "I'm not feeling fine," she replied. "Since when?" "It's been 2 days now. I went to the pharmacy and they said it's malaria. I wanted to run a test, but the nurse said I should just use the money I would use for test to treat it." "How much do you want to withdraw?" her younger and ready to harvest sister (thanks to legendary Sam Loco Efe) asked. "5k will be fine for the night," I replied. "Our card reader is not working, so do internet transfer," she said. I opened the glass door and... Typing... 2 Likes |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:38am On Nov 30, 2019 |
I opened the glass door and went outside, along the road, in front of the shop. She came out without talking to Princess and when she hit the road, I stopped her and we talked for at most 1 minute about her health. She left and when I turned after making the transfer, Princess looked angry as she sat close to the woman selling bolé. I didn't talk to her so I went inside to take my money. She gave me the 5k and I handed her 1k to give to her elder sister to add to the money she will use for her treatment. The 20 year old younger and outgoing sister who has probably seen more d***s than I have seen p****s held my hand and said, "So, where is my own? You have been promising me, but you don't fulfill," she accused. "Me, promise you? I don't promise," I replied. "It's a lie — you promised me 3 days ago or so when you came to our house and even yesterday," she continued with her accusation. Honestly, I'm a stingy person and I can't remember promising — she was the one who forced the promise on me, but I declined, so she is still counting such as a promise — something I didn't acknowledge. The only thing is, the mom begged me to teach her, her daughter, how to make money writing books, but that girl head never reach ground yet, so I don't have such luxury of time for people who just left teenage age weeks ago. As she held my hand... Typing... 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:41am On Nov 30, 2019 |
As she held my hand while an office table was demarcating us, something like a mentholated rob fell from her hand and she begged me to pick it for her. I picked it, looked at it and said, "So, na this thing una dey rub for una nîpples and toto na him make him dey tight and pointed, abi? I don catch you today," spoilt child. She laughed and said, "Baddo." "Na you bad pass me na," I replied. The two of us wasted at least 4 minutes talking and laughing. Finally, she said, "I'll give you back this 4k, but remember, you're owing me o!" "Okay, I agree this time around, I'm owing you." She smiled and handed me my money. When this particular girl was 18, she liked me a lot, but I treated her like an underage. Never toll that path where a teenager will accuse you 20 years later that you raped her. Not all crushes need to be crushed back. Even though I say naughty things to them a lot, I never wanted to go beyond that despite how endowed and tempting all of them are. So, I came out of the shop when a male client was coming and she said, "Oh oooo, this customer again." My friend, Tim, the ICT instructor was still on call and on the other side was Princess without a single joy on her face. Princess' friend came back... Typing... 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:41am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Princess' friend came back to to the shop again and I gave her 500 to buy me bolé and fish. I walked back and gave Princess 1k to buy the rice she talked about in the afternoon, but she refused to take the money. Luckily, J, Tim's tall nephew, almost as tall as Kanu, walked in to buy card and she took the money and gave it to him to buy her rice. We bought groundnut, cucumber, watermelon, and banana and headed home at 8 PM. We got inside my friend's room and Princess got us water to wash hands and eat, then took my phone to access her Facebook page. "I ate bolé and fish at work, so let me only finish your fish," said Tim. From trying to eat only fish, he started eating the bolé. "Are you not eating?" I asked Princess. "No, I'm not," she replied as she was busy with the phone watching her co-models' newly posted pictures. "So, you don dey form for me, abi? Abeg, wash your hand and ear joor. Or Naija models no dey eat with hands and mouth again. Una don upgrade to fork and anús?" She laughed hard, washed her hand and joined us as we debate the correct pronunciation of "fork" and "fûck" and how lots of shy Nigerian teachers intentionally or unintentionally mispronounce "fork" to sound like "feck" all in the name of dodging to make it sound like "fúck." "Wait, how do models really make money? Is it through vagina or through taking seductive pictures everyday?" I asked. She looked at me in shock and laughed, then started explaining about getting an agent, the agent will handle this and that and if you win a modeling competition, you'll get endorsement deals, etc. Then, she went ahead to talk about other kinds of modeling like nûde modeling, video vixen, pageantry, cloth and brand modeling, etc. "I may stop my modeling dream because of lack of a good agent," she said. "Before you get a good Nigerian agent, you must spread your legs good too," I chimed in and she laughed as she disagrees. In my head, I know all these modeling things are just packaged prostîtution with beautiful faces and height as the distraction. Still in my head, I said, "But models don't have big asses as she does, maybe, she should consider nûde modeling." Her rice arrived and she... Typing... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:42am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Her rice arrived and she switched over. After lots of fun conversations, we had a goodbye kiss and I left at 9:27 PM. I got home, didn't shower, and fell asleep on the tile. I woke at 11:40 PM to go shower and saw 3 missed calls from Princess, so I called her back. "I arrived home and fell asleep instantly. Also, my phone was on silent," I said. "Okay, I just wanted to know you arrived safely." We chatted on phone for a minute or two and she said, "I may be going back tomorrow — you don't even want me to know your house." "Go back tomorrow? Why? What happened?" She refused to say, but I feel she's having a misunderstanding with her friend. That tomorrow is the 30th of November, being today. I'm probably going to switch off my phone — I don't want friend vs. friend drama this year. Typing... 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:42am On Nov 30, 2019 |
What if I invite her my apartment? What do you want me to do to her? Options A. Do something B. Do nothing D. Do both something and nothing |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:19am On Nov 30, 2019 |
To those who like seeing pictures before they believe a story, I'll put a smile on your face. I'll post 3 images. 1. A blurred picture of two of us at the front with one side of the earpiece in our ears 2. A picture of the money transfer 3. A picture of her checking Facebook and viewing another model's page. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:19am On Nov 30, 2019 |
If you want part 3, let me know. |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tony142: 11:21am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Interesting  |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tony142: 11:21am On Nov 30, 2019 |
iLegendd: D |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Lightway: 11:42am On Nov 30, 2019 |
iLegendd: The third picture is of another model... Where is her own face? |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:29pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
Lightway: Not available in 3rd world countries. |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:05pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
Tony142: I know you'll go for that. 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by slan87(m): 2:20pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
All of the above, then part 3 pls 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by vincentjk(m): 2:31pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
iLegendd: I can totally relate with this. During my first semester this year, a girl indirectly chased her friend whom was squatting with her during exams just because I'm used to going out with her friend to have lunch. Felt bad for her but I couldn't take her in due to some reasons Nice work you're doing bro |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tlyon(m): 2:42pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
I dont even know what option to pick for you but for me i would do either A or B |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:14pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
vincentjk: 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 8:53pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
Tlyon: Hahaha. I can read your mind. You'll end up with option A. |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tony142: 8:58pm On Nov 30, 2019 |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tlyon(m): 12:27am On Dec 01, 2019 |
iLegendd:nah only me no dat one |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Kinterez(m): 6:33am On Dec 01, 2019 |
You are doing a great job here..its an interesting story regardless but I will love to learn some tech tricks for real..i wouldnt mind being an understudy..Hit me up bro... Nice one |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Nobody: 7:06am On Dec 01, 2019 |
iLegendd:Afa bruh.. can you put me through this publishing stuff? |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:11pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
Devgod: Yes, Sir. Kindly go through my old posts and you'll get what you want. All the best. When you are confused use Google or YouTube for more clarification. |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 3:50am On Dec 05, 2019 |
Part 3 loading. The jealous crush has broken the screen of the new phone and I'll be heading to the hospital with Princess today for HIV test and checkup before any sexual activity will commence — if any. Fingers crossed for part 3. This is the last relationship or sex-related post I'll ever create on Nairaland before deactivating. So, enjoy while it lasts. 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by slan87(m): 5:11am On Dec 05, 2019 |
Following 1 Like |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Tony142: 6:11am On Dec 05, 2019 |
iLegendd: Boss abeg no deactivate oo, your thread are. Like pain relief drug, some of us always go back to read Dem to feel good 2 Likes |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:39pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Princess has been confirmed pregnant. As Shaggy would say, "It wasn't me." Already weeks pregnant before we met. |
| Re: SHOULD I F**K HER? Part 2 [Picture] by Nat404: 2:42pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
iLegendd:Hahahaha. Funny guy. |
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