thesicilian:
You can drive without scratches in Lagos, as long as you don't drive out of your compound.

Even in your compound it's not safe. Your neighbor or your neighbor pikin can hit it with stone break the mirror.


Nigerians are wicked innate

Except the governor's official car. The vehicle has the protection of numerous outriders and escorts.

Not possible, especially if you are in Lagos. Lagos is a jungle where complete disorder and chaos rule.

This is definitely not possible in Lasgidi. The day I drove my newly bought tokunbo car home it was bashed by a danfo. I have been bashed by keke, okada, danfo, BRT, even wheel barrow at Mile 12. Meanwhile I have been driving in North America for about 2 years now without a single dent or even scratch on my car. The driving in Lagos is just plain madness.

I wish I can explain what I drove on Sunday

DAVE5:
If nah lagos, no matter how careful you drive, you must carry scratch

If no be danfo, e go b keke, or brt or reckless drivers, or some peeps wey Dey jealous ur fine looking car

not peculiar to Lagos alone, come to Abuja, especially Nyanya road

If them no scratch u children go scratch am write your name

Yes, outside Lagos and Ibadan.

thesicilian:
You can drive without scratches in Lagos, as long as you don't drive out of your compound.

. Oga you are sooo funny ooo

DAVE5:
If nah lagos, no matter how careful you drive, you must carry scratch

If no be danfo, e go b keke, or brt or reckless drivers, or some peeps wey Dey jealous ur fine looking car

Na why you forget potholes now?

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Yes oooo you can
Drive with military convoy or Mopol escort
Make I see person wey go near your motor if he or she no go die.

You will drive it for 500 years, I promise, you no go get scratch.

Apart from scratches, even fines handed down by road safety marshalls...if u don't know a particular road well and u want to come out via one way, na fine even when u explain to them....all these are what one should fear on our roads especially Lagos roads.

Even in Sambisa forest u will get a scratch. That was my own dream too until one blinded Okada man upon hoot or horn on hoots, I don't really know what came to his mind, the guy just came from behind n hit the car like Ninja as if his life bet on it. And funnily na beg folo comes

Never
So the rule.
You scratch, I scratch
Driving goes on.

Certainly. If you live in the right city, do your business in the right neighbourhood and don't make a habit of roaming around town. My cars are impeccable, even my operational vehicles.

LabDNA:
Impossible.

My car got scratched the same day I painted it.

Several ways to repair:
1. Buy can spray paint of your colour and carry along for minor scratches
2. Buy nail polish (women stuff) that matches your car colour and use on minor scratches.

dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks

I drove my car in PHC with no scratch from that action. All the tribal marks i received are from sources unknown. I park my car, come back 2 hours later and my car has changed tribe

uuzba:

Several ways to repair:
1. Buy can spray paint of your colour and carry along for minor scratches
2. Buy nail polish (women stuff) that matches your car colour and use on minor scratches.

Thanks.

Nigerians can't even maintain their freaking lane when driving, someone will be driving in the middle of two lanes and will be feeling it's right.. fcuuuuking retards!

Only roads self will scratch your car and break your bumper join sef.

LabDNA:


That guy will guy will make a transfer right there for a repaint. I don't suffer fools and reinforce stupidity. Nigerians are too damned lawless and I'm fed up with their annoying knack for chaos.

I wish I caught the mad man who scratched my car the same day I finished painting it.

That guy go pay me my money right there.

Old retired man never jam you once, the way he go beg you, you go dey embarrassed.

thesicilian:
You can drive without scratches in Lagos, as long as you don't drive out of your compound.

And my friend's car that's less than a week old was scratched right inside his compound by his tenant .. All he heard was "bros I don scratch your car oh"

ufine200:
If them no scratch u children go scratch am write your name

This happened to me . till now I can't say who wrote it

Lack of proper training and impatience are responsible.

Yxxx:
Never
So the rule.
You scratch, I scratch
Driving goes on.

Not when you have got scratched by an outdated useless car..sometimes I reasons to chase some idiots off road but looking at my car and the cost of auto Base paint, I let go.

Please this question is too personal.

I just finished repairing the bumper that trailer hit.

I am considering just giving up on this driving thing. Everybody seem to be mad.

LabDNA:


That guy will guy will make a transfer right there for a repaint. I don't suffer fools and reinforce stupidity. Nigerians are too damned lawless and I'm fed up with their annoying knack for chaos.

I wish I caught the mad man who scratched my car the same day I finished painting it.

That guy go pay me my money right there.

If na me bash u nd u dey hope for transfer, na play u dey.

Lol. Funny comment

anonimi:


Na why you forget potholes now?

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Lol... pothole even worse pass the scratch


The underneath of plenty car with low ground clearance done tear tear finish, my neighbor takes her Camry sport to panel quite often then

mhaki:
Yes, outside Lagos and Ibadan.

av u bin to onitsha

If live and work within abuja metropolis, it may be possible to achieve.