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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Sivou1(m): 8:25am On Dec 19, 2019
In some states yes, but in State like Lagos capital NO, in fact a danfo still scratched a new vehicle that I want to sell yesterday.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:26am On Dec 19, 2019
Sholaco:
not peculiar to Lagos alone, come to Abuja, especially Nyanya road undecided


Hmmnn, never driven in Abj, but the few times I visited I was only moved around from hotel to meeting and back to hotel so me no know say Abj peeps sef Dey misbehave like lagosians


I only know Abj for wreckless driving and over speeding, saw plenty cars that had entered those big gutters(I don’t know what to call them) as a result of recklessness

Learnt somtin sha...

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:28am On Dec 19, 2019
Cocao:
Please this question is too personal.

I just finished repairing the bumper that trailer hit.

I am considering just giving up on this driving thing. Everybody seem to be mad.


Don’t try to quit ohh, driving in your personal car keep ur sanity intact to a certain extent....

In ur personal car, wat ur main concern would be is being hit by other reckless road users

But once u quit and start taking public trans... u go experience more madness, nah then u go sabi say Lagos nah no mans land

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by sweetkev(m): 8:30am On Dec 19, 2019
ufine200:
If them no scratch u children go scratch am write your name
grin

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:31am On Dec 19, 2019
Mutemenot:


Not when you have got scratched by an outdated useless car..sometimes I reasons to chase some idiots off road but looking at my car and the cost of auto Base paint, I let go.


Eiya... nah mostly dead beat cars dey go hit clean rides. Nah so one jam me for back, notin do the bus, but I spent about 30k plus getting my car fixed

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:35am On Dec 19, 2019
dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks


As in ehn, it’s tiring ohh, nah so one man wit benz 190 (full iron body) come jam my car for where I park ohh, my full back bumper was on the ground when I got there, and the road was wide enough for him to pass but maybe he wanted to test how strong his car was

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:41am On Dec 19, 2019
AMvanquish:
Unless you car is invisible or driving a very expensive car that people would be scared to come near you. Even at that, no one has full immunity.


Oga if u like drive the most expensive car, pesin go still scratch u to prove point that u r not untouchable


Nah so rolls Royce wraith dey cruise down towards cms, me in my jalopy Lexus is250 jejely give the guy distance make my brake no go fail me or bottle water drop from my cup holder come hit my accelerator, next thing I saw one mumu wey him car nah jalopy for my own side speeding directly towards the wraith, nah me com dey pray for the other guy say make him village people no remember when he needs it the most

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by qanda: 8:41am On Dec 19, 2019
Op...just change title to Lagos roads..
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by lordsniel(m): 8:41am On Dec 19, 2019
The fact is they will hit you and start saying sorry and I will be like will sorry cover the affected part Biko you have to repair it.
DigitalPastor:
I recently go a direct tokumbo car I'm driving that's smooth and clean. I swore that I'll be so careful on the road as not to get it scratched or bashed and I've maintained that.
Count down to last Friday evening. I was driving down the street, approaching a T-Junction, I put on my pointer to the direction I'm turning to, lo and behold this nigga with a tinted 406 was doing a reverse right at the T-junction. I sighted him and stopped even though I had the right of way to move....all along I've been beeping my horn just to signal him that I'm there and I couldn't reverse because another car was following. This nigga reversed and hit me from the side. I came down , didn't know if to start a fight or shout or scream. He said he didn't see. It's a minor scratch but it hurts.

Can you totally avoid such on our roads
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by SlyPe(m): 8:46am On Dec 19, 2019
Driving on Nigeria roads without scratches on your car is like walking on water without drowning, except of course if you have police escorts. Motorists (especially danfo drivers) fear individuals with escorts.
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by FASH23(m): 8:49am On Dec 19, 2019
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thesicilian:
You can drive without scratches in Lagos, as long as you don't drive out of your compound.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 8:52am On Dec 19, 2019
Mutemenot:


And my friend's car that's less than a week old was scratched right inside his compound by his tenant cheesy.. All he heard was "bros I don scratch your car oh" shocked

My padi wife wey dey learn use reverse break landlord fence, my padi fix car still come fix fence

So even inside ur compound no safe

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by blowjohn(m): 8:53am On Dec 19, 2019
dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks

U mean uv had it car scratched in different states in Nigeria?
Who dey carry scratcher dey pursue u?

Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Alkheira(m): 8:58am On Dec 19, 2019
My country my country

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Hoodbilonia: 8:59am On Dec 19, 2019
Well so far i have 5 scratches,nail marks . From bike,and some other bastards using my boot as brake

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Goldenheart(m): 9:01am On Dec 19, 2019
Sometimes I wake up in the morning and find scratches on my car (In the Car Park) angry... I didnt even drive all through the week.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Biodun556(m): 9:07am On Dec 19, 2019
SirdeKay:
Except the governor's official car. The vehicle has the protection of numerous outriders and escorts.

Many of them do involve in accident with other vehicles not even scratch
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by ayoshyne(m): 9:09am On Dec 19, 2019
1x2x3:
The most annoying scratches I get are from car parks Once you park beside another car some people don't just use their senses to open their doors. They will just swing the door open till it hits the body of the car parked beside it.

Las Las na car washes.... You will just be seeing different design on your car.

This infuriates me a lot. Those are the only kind of marks on my car too. Funny enough, those that open the doors to hit your car don't often realize what they've done until u draw their attention to it. And of course Na sorry dem go talk mshew.
However, there are ways to reduce or prevent your car from scratches or bashes.. 1. Leave home extra early to avoid morning rush, leave work 9:30 / 10pm if u work in traffic zones.
2. When in traffic, always stick to the lane by the road dividers, avoid that Lane close to the sidewalks where u have Kekes, bikes and danfos competing and dragging lanes with you. All these have worked for me. My present car is 3yrs old with no bash or visible scratch, only minor ones I had to use brake oil to wipe. In all, patience is key, do no struggle for roads with Danfo, Keke and bike, sometimes u need to act a fool to get away from scratches.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by lexxyrule(m): 9:10am On Dec 19, 2019
dadabashua1:
It's almost not possible anywhere in Nigeria....I've tried it in different states and failed...no matter how careful you are, the funny part is,you can park your car,dash off to do one or two things,only to come back and meet it with tribal marks

Very true. Was in my car on a day like that, just reving my engine for checks, stagnant o and some keke still brushed me. The nigga came down ans postrated, i didnt know what to do. Just told him to go

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by lexxyrule(m): 9:15am On Dec 19, 2019
asatemple:
I wish I can explain what I drove on Sunday

Laslas, one crazy driver
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by shevon: 9:15am On Dec 19, 2019
Never o, if you don't scratch, they will scratch you. You are not safe even when you park off the road and immobile angry

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by lexxyrule(m): 9:20am On Dec 19, 2019
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Ill so much love to have my daughter do this. Like it's a dream
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by Sylver247: 9:27am On Dec 19, 2019
Few weeks after getting my car, I just woke up one morning to find a very deep scratch close to the left headlamp. And I never had any encounter on the road the previous day.
I just weak.
My suspicion is that a jealous and wicked fellow did it in the night cos I just painted it and it was shining.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by tonero230(m): 9:29am On Dec 19, 2019
favoryte33:
Where in d world would you drive without having scratches?

Canada

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by kuzee(m): 9:30am On Dec 19, 2019
Bros e no just possible.
even the kids around or dogs won't let your car rest


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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by internationalj: 9:31am On Dec 19, 2019
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by jahbiz: 9:34am On Dec 19, 2019
Even if you park it in your compound and cover it...one day you will wake up and still find a scratch on it cos those kids will want to write ABC on it. Lol....

Driving in Nigeria without a scratch is almost impossible.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by AMvanquish: 9:34am On Dec 19, 2019
DAVE5:



Oga if u like drive the most expensive car, pesin go still scratch u to prove point that u r not untouchable


Nah so rolls Royce wraith dey cruise down towards cms, me in my jalopy Lexus is250 jejely give the guy distance make my brake no go fail me or bottle water drop from my cup holder come hit my accelerator, next thing I saw one mumu wey him car nah jalopy for my own side speeding directly towards the wraith, nah me com dey pray for the other guy say make him village people no remember when he needs it the most

Hahaha grin. That's why I said no one has full immunity. Mad people everywhere.

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by DAVE5(m): 9:37am On Dec 19, 2019
AMvanquish:


Hahaha grin. That's why I said no one has full immunity. Mad people everywhere.



Lol, Nigeria no be zoo again, now nah jungle

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Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by jaggedboi(m): 9:39am On Dec 19, 2019
Yes you can. Get four police vehicles around your personal car and u are good to go.... If not panel beaters go must chop
Re: Can You Drive On Nigerian Roads Without Scratches? by PhantomProbe(m): 9:41am On Dec 19, 2019
psalmz:
Its impossible.cos 99 percent of Lagos drivers and drivers around Nigeria are totally insane including you the OP
this sounds harsh, but is just the truth. Most of us in this country need rehabilitation. But unfortunately, we are only keen on being religious (hypocritically religious, actually).

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