1. If she's a Marlian.....Marlians don't date, they own the calendar lol

2. If she has big butt, remember the bigger the butt the badder the mess

3. If she's fat......They can snore for Africa

4. If she's too busty, don't choke yourself bro

5. If she flat chested........nothing to grab for the culture

6. If she's over religious......every headache is an arrow

7. If she's very active on twitter, they tend to follow misleading advice easily on that app.......you know the crowd mentality things

8. If she's doesn't like music......bor...bor....boring

9. If she can't twerk to save the world.........imagine not having a shekere to look up to

10. If she's not the funny type, like you don't know what miracle humor could do to your life in your darkest time

Oshey small play o, oya talk your own or forever remain silent.

11. If she talk too much.( as in talkative; that’s a NO for me. Some ladies can describe the whole world just with her mouth. Run my brother: I say Run)