Any paper that is above 28 years and secretly desires a man but is not atleast engaged to someone with a high probability of marriage before 29, and exhibits any two of the following is an evening newspaper.

1. They are mostly found in Romance and atleast any of the following sections on nairaland: Food, Career advice and Religion. The reason is that they want to portray themselves as resourceful wife materials - secretly marketing themself to suitors. They unfortunately quickly rush to romance section whenever a relationship related thread is created because they are curious and getting impatient with their current state of singlehood. They are very thirsty for the male companionship but their hubris and ego intensifies the veil that masks their desperation.

2. Feminist: They are a complete paradox when the issue of equality is brought up. For example, they want fluidity of genders in appointments but will run away at 3.0exp08m/s when equality in recruitment to fight wars and abolishment of gender segregation in sports championship like wrestling/boxing is proposed. They try so hard to directly or indirectly at any given opportunity portray independence and self sufficiency even when no none asks them. Newspapers, If you are 28years and above and you don't have a husband material in your life that ticks all the qualities that you so desire, then it means you fall below the standard of the man of your dreams. You just have to accept this reality else you might soon be recycled into tissue paper.

3. They wear very expensive make-up and Jewelry not necessarily because they want to show class, but because they need to cover up their ageing bodies. The Cover-Up rule.

4. They think men and women with same body count have the same sexual value.

5. They work very hard to recruit younger girls into the evening newspaper club so they are not alone in it. They use typical baits to attract younger girls like uploading photos on social media in offices, parks and other strategic locations with captions like "pursue your career", "hard work pays". These baits are very cunning and subtle because while they are true, the hidden secret wish behind them is sinister. What they really want is for those girls to forget about men and focus on other things even though in truth, men are what most ladies desire the most

Lalasticlala, mynd44 front page pls...

He said before you get recycled into tissue paper.
I dedicate this first to comment to Funmisticqueen2

Lol. Hilarious

ubunja:
Lol. Hilarious

kokanepyramid:
He said before you get recycled into tissue paper.
I dedicate this first to comment to Funmisticqueen2

which one is now tissue paper

kokanepyramid:
He said before you get recycled into tissue paper.
I dedicate this first to comment to Funmisticqueen2

Are you still pissed that I refuse to reply your DM?

funmisticqueen2:
Are you still pissed that I refuse to reply your DM?

me send you DM?

You wish.

Screenshot of me sending you PM or thunder fire those fingers you used in typing that lie.

Trashy tissue paper

kokanepyramid:
me send you DM?

You wish.

Screenshot of me sending you PM or thunder fire those fingers you used in typing that lie.

Trashy tissue paper

funmisticqueen2 trying to explain how the insult hit her

kokanepyramid:
me send you DM?

You wish.

Screenshot of me sending you PM or thunder fire those fingers you used in typing that lie.

Trashy tissue paper

LOL