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. by Smart006(m): 4:56pm On Feb 14
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Re: . by healthserve(m): 5:01pm On Feb 14
Simp angry No go die on top woman matter o. Too much porn invokes fantasies like this tongue

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Re: . by Smart006(m): 5:03pm On Feb 14
healthserve:
Simp angry No go die on top woman matter o. Too much porn invokes fantasies like this tongue

ode u no see #myimagination

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Re: . by illicit(m): 5:03pm On Feb 14
If u like resurrect her

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Re: . by Romeo3(m): 5:05pm On Feb 14
Chai. I've come to realize that most people who comment only read the heading.

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Re: . by GOFRONT(m): 5:05pm On Feb 14
Well, I have been waiting to see Chiamaka's call so I can go pick her up......

Today is the day she promised to give me kpekus since we met February 2.

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Re: . by Romeo3(m): 5:06pm On Feb 14
Smart006:


Am planning on killing my partner with love tonight (extreme love)

This morning we had breakfast in bed


When we are back from work we do the following tonight:


Tonight we will Take a Bubble Bath (with Champagne & Strawberries!)

(She loves it)


Tonight we will recreate our first date

Tonight we will eat out at a Fancy Dinner covered with roses (VIP area)


The restaurant management playing our playlist of our favourite best love Song's

We dance, We dance, We dance.

Sharing Chocolate Covered with strawberries and also Feed each other

........................................................

When get back home we will:

Write Each Other Love Letters

Tell ourselves Why we Fell in Love
with One Another


watch our favourite movies


Tonight we will Stay Up All Night on the bed filled with roses petals (telling joke's, stories, talking about our future goals etc)
...........

Wait you thought i was actually killing someone lol

In runtown voice (Na enjoyment go kill am ooo)


#Myimagination

(Written by me smartdawesome)


Cc _lalasticlala _ishilove

cc lalasticlala


I hope you are married to her... Cos these girls...... cheesy

You'll be doing all that and she'll be imagining being with another guy. grin

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Re: . by healthserve(m): 5:07pm On Feb 14
Smart006:

ode u no see #myimagination


Simp. I know. Also why I said too much porn has ruined your cognitive faculties. Keep pleasuring yourself in the euphoria of unreal fantasies you hear. I'm fantasizing about being in the CBN vault right now yeye simp. Ladies keep their fantasies private not to cheapen their gender you're here glamorousing excessive porn after effect tongue

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Re: . by chigoizie7(m): 5:09pm On Feb 14
And you are going to spend the rest of your life in LOVE jail starting tomorrow
Re: . by Smart006(m): 5:10pm On Feb 14
healthserve:



Simp. I know. Also why I said too much porn has ruined your cognitive faculties. Keep pleasuring yourself in the euphoria of unreal fantasies you hear. I'm fantasizing about being in the CBN vault right now yeye simp. Ladies keep their fantasies private not to cheapen their gender you're here glamorousing excessive porn after effect tongue
mumu I write for fun, not my intention of doing.

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Re: . by healthserve(m): 5:12pm On Feb 14
Smart006:
mumu I write for fun, not my intention of doing.

That's why I'm showing you better hints to do with your life so you stop wasting it. And stop watching too much porn. It's damaging your view of reality. Before you know you'll start dating wrongly and get married to a lady that would wreck you because porn has twisted reality to you. I don tell you o.

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Re: . by Smart006(m): 5:15pm On Feb 14
healthserve:


That's why I'm showing you better hints to do with your life so you stop wasting it. And stop watching too much porn. It's damaging your view of reality. Before you know you'll start dumping and get married to a lady that would wreck you because porn has twisted reality to you. I don tell you o.



why are you so pained Just shut up!
Now, run along! You uncultured illiterate.

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Re: . by healthserve(m): 5:17pm On Feb 14
Smart006:



why are you so pained Just shut up!
Now, run along! You uncultured illiterate.



Giving you free life hacks. Trust me you'll be glad if you listen. If you don't reality will bite your heels down the path. Trust me I know

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Re: . by MrCork: 5:17pm On Feb 14
Smart006:

Am planning on killing my partner with love tonight (extreme love)

This morning we had breakfast in bed


When we are back from work we do the following tonight:


Tonight we will Take a Bubble Bath (with Champagne & Strawberries!)

(She loves it)


Tonight we will recreate our first date

Tonight we will eat out at a Fancy Dinner covered with roses (VIP area)


The restaurant management playing our playlist of our favourite best love Song's

We dance, We dance, We dance.

Sharing Chocolate Covered with strawberries and also Feed each other

........................................................

When get back home we will:

Write Each Other Love Letters

Tell ourselves Why we Fell in Love
with One Another


watch our favourite movies


Tonight we will Stay Up All Night on the bed filled with roses petals (telling joke's, stories, talking about our future goals etc)
...........

Wait you thought i was actually killing someone lol

In runtown voice (Na enjoyment go kill am ooo)


#Myimagination

(Written by me smartdawesome)







..kaiiii....bro 2 is a company & 3 is an stronger entity
...can I join in with yor wife?....3some?
and I will also invite Hisduchess!!!
cheesy

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Re: . by MickzyDonald(m): 5:43pm On Feb 14
Bro u fit call me if you need party ooo

Re: . by arukwe123(m): 6:09pm On Feb 14
healthserve:




Giving you free life hacks. Trust me you'll be glad if you listen. If you don't reality will bite your heels down the path. Trust me I know
guy why now? Why you dey frustrate the simp? grin grin
Re: . by healthserve(m): 6:10pm On Feb 14
arukwe123:
guy why now? Why you dey frustrate the simp? grin grin


grin No vex. I just needed to slap his kinds back to reality that Lal this lovinjitis ain't worth a dollar bill
Re: . by siverspooon(m): 6:17pm On Feb 14
healthserve:


That's why I'm showing you better hints to do with your life so you stop wasting it. And stop watching too much porn. It's damaging your view of reality. Before you know you'll start dating wrongly and get married to a lady that would wreck you because porn has twisted reality to you. I don tell you o.
Guy u be Savage
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: . by healthserve(m): 6:25pm On Feb 14
siverspooon:

Guy u be Savage
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


wink no be my fault
Re: . by candygist: 9:46pm On Feb 14
Tonight we will Stay Up All Night on the bed filled with roses petals (telling joke's, stories, talking about our future goals etc)


What if the jokes are not funny at all, will she still be interested in staying awake all night on the bed filled with roses and petals ? She go sleep jho
Re: . by MedicH: 9:49pm On Feb 14
Well just know that if she eventually dies irrespective of what you were doing you will surely get the death sentence regardless.

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Re: . by jnoz23(m): 10:03pm On Feb 14
Last last, op is a mumu!
Re: . by rattlesnake(m): 11:19pm On Feb 14
ode
Re: . by Smart006(m): 12:57am On Feb 15
jnoz23:
Last last, op is a mumu!
same as your mother
Re: . by Smart006(m): 12:57am On Feb 15
rattlesnake:
ode
mumu
Re: . by Smart006(m): 12:59am On Feb 15
healthserve:


wink no be my fault
& the idiot is happy, pretenders to the worst
Re: . by Smart006(m): 1:00am On Feb 15
healthserve:



grin No vex. I just needed to slap his kinds back to reality that Lal this lovinjitis ain't worth a dollar bill
go and slap your POVERTY stinking family to reality.
Re: . by jnoz23(m): 7:40am On Feb 15
Smart006:
same as your mother

So e pain you like this? next time don't exhibit your stupidity publicly, OK!

Just pretend to be wise for the sake of your family name, you hear!

Re: . by Smart006(m): 11:28am On Feb 15
jnoz23:


So e pain you like this? next time don't exhibit your stupidity publicly, OK!

Just pretend to be wise for the sake of your family name, you hear!


I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you
can't count that high, You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she
too hates it!
Re: . by Smart006(m): 11:29am On Feb 15
jnoz23:

So e pain you like this? next time don't exhibit your stupidity publicly, OK!
Just pretend to be wise for the sake of your family name, you hear!
re you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
Re: . by jnoz23(m): 1:40am On Feb 16
Smart006:


re you always this stupid or are you just making a
special effort today?
Smart006:



I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you
can't count that high, You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she
too hates it!


YOUR ATTEMPT AT SAVAGERY IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST, YOU AND AKPORORO NA MATE BROS
Re: . by Smart006(m): 3:28am On Feb 16
jnoz23:


YOUR ATTEMPT AT SAVAGERY IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST, YOU AND AKPORORO NA MATE BROS
Just shut up!
Now, run along! You uncultured illiterate.

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