Onojanson:
Watching raw mapouka.

Mapouko

makydebbie:

I've always been a fan of long braids tho.
But this particular one, I've noticed with time it shrinks and gets lighter. I can't relate with heat much only when I'm out in the sun tho.
This one I'm carrying on my head na mountain, I don't know who sent me.

My dear sister, I ran screaming to the hair dresser after two weeks, so she could loosen it, but she persuaded me to keep it for one more week.

One week turned into two. After the two weeks, I went back, weeping this time to meet her. She ooohed and aahhhed, trimmed the edges and persuaded me to keep it for one more week.

One week turned into two.

After the two weeks, I sensed she was using jazz on me so I opted to loosen it myself. I spent the whole of last Friday loosing the braids. Unfortunately in my haste to be rid of the bothersome braids, I ended up chopping off half of my hair.

My long locks are now averagely short!!

Stealing meat from the pot

Lord help me TWERKING chei , she practically told me I belong to the streetz

Shibaraba:
Licking her body cream. It smelt like yoghurt. So I assumed it will taste like it. I was 5.
And I remember every beating the woman gave me that day

booda onijekuje

Tunex252:
Watching bluefilm

Make I no talk long, na only God save me that day

Same shoes bruh

PlaysNigeria:
She saw me rapping to my self like the next 2pac, I don rap tire till I look up see say she dey there dey look me, she just shake head comot. Omo con see embarrassment full my face that day.
I can't forget till now, I still feel silly .

Lol

When I was a boy during primary school days I was among the mass server at our church. Tuesday evening were for practice and that faithful Tuesday evening I went to the to the back of our yard to play street football not knowing she had seen me on her way back from the market Lol

When I arrived home, at night she made me lie down flat and used cable all over my body. I no hear word that time at all sha

Ishilove:

My dear sister, I ran screaming to the hair dresser after two weeks, so she could loosen it, but she persuaded me to keep it for one more week.

One week turned into two. After the two weeks, I went back, weeping this time to meet her. She ooohed and aahhhed, trimmed the edges and persuaded me to keep it for one more week.

One week turned into two.

After the two weeks, I sensed she was using jazz on me so I opted to loosen it myself. I spent the whole of last Friday loosing the braids. Unfortunately in my haste to be rid of the bothersome braids, I ended up chopping off half of my hair.

My long locks are now averagely short!!

Lol, no be small drama queen you be.
I'm so sorry about your hair but lemme show you mine.
I've never tried short braids but I'll do it soon to see how it'll look maybe I'll just like it.

Ishilove:

Aunty debbie, oya ansa unku make we hear word.

Lol, I no dey reply pms.

Ishilove:

Send makydebbie a PM make person see road

Hmmm... You dey help her find husband ba? Na you I wan send pm next. Pretty sweet yellow pawpaw with yam legs

She caught me pressing my aunty's(her kid-siblin) bre.ast.

i was 13 and that my aunty was around 24 and my mum being the daughter and the first child in a family of 6 children. It happened that she is the last born(baby of the house as my mum fondly calls her).

she felt betrayed by her own kid-sister, she was dumbfounded as she did not know what to do, either to start by beating me or her kid-sister.

i never new the gravity/magnitude of what i did until i turned 18.

makydebbie:


It was wet, I wanted it dry.

Oh okay..

ArmaniUhuru:
Watching porn!

u don spoil
vaseline crew

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Why the Bleep did you do that ?

makydebbie:

My bra was wet so I used the microwave to heat it up so I can wear to school.

OK

@OP

When you remember to come up with a post that reads "What's the craziest thing your Mom ALMOST caught you doing" ...then will I gladly drop a comment/experience

caught me with my hand inside one girl pant and i forgot to lock the door.

Lolabisi007s:
Playing with myself she just looked at me and I saw the look on her face she was disappointed in me I apologize to her and promise won’t repeat such ever again

But you still did it yesterday night abi?

A girl ontop of me n I was squeezing ha bumbum
She didn't say a tin but I went to her n confess all my sins she trashed me well
For weeks I was ashamed of my mum

fergie001:

I practiced that moment severally, why it failed me...I don't know.

Na shock bruh

Caught making passionate love to MORRIM our neighbors daughter, I was in pry 6 then.
She killed me that day and I saw God his angels and their emmisaries,it was after a long persuasive conversation that God allowed me to come back. I'm almost 30 and the girl is married to a white man now in Canada,till now i still see that koboko whenever I want to have sex,so do she.

makydebbie:


Lol, no be small drama queen you be.
I'm so sorry about your hair but lemme show you mine.
I've never tried short braids but I'll do it soon to see how it'll look maybe I'll just like it.

*weep

Once upon a time, my hair was like this. Now its no more...

*wail*

Passed out naked with my girlfriend to make matters worse she woke me up. I nearly enter ground that day.

Timisamd:

Why the Bleep did you do that ?

Lol. Makydebbie, it seems us females are the only ones who understand why you microwaved your bra

sharpwriter:



Hmmm... You dey help her find husband ba? Na you I wan send pm next. Pretty sweet yellow pawpaw with yam legs

Sharpwriter!

Ishilove:

Lol. Makydebbie, it seems us females are the only ones who understand why you microwaved your bra

Lol.. I couldn't just process it ..

Never been caught.

Ishilove:

*weep

Once upon a time, my hair was like this. Now its no more...

*wail*

Ah!? You have hair pass me oo
I'm sorry ma.
No wail dear it'll grow back but looks like I'm now ahead of you so I happy small.

Ishilove:

Lol. Makydebbie, it seems us females are the only ones who understand why you microwaved your bra

I swear.
It was just a wet bra I needed dry because I didn't have another one. And desperate times calls for desparate measures.

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

Yikes!

Mine was when mum saw condom inside my shoe, immediately she wanted to report me to daddy. As a sharp guy, I told her I got the condom from dad car dashboard drawer. See as her mood change, common sense safe Me that day.
She No no bold tell her husband to safe the marriage.

Not going to ile kewu... She tear me slap con dey see stars