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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Papanwamaikpe: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
fatymore:Hei my friend |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by BarrElChapo(m): 9:05pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Brandonx: Sorry about that man. sense you still miss her dearly. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by BarrElChapo(m): 9:11pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
m140: Guy you don mad ni. what the ffffffff ! 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by fatymore(f): 9:12pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Papanwamaikpe:how are you? |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by emonis88: 9:17pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
[quote author=makydebbie post=86731646]Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day. A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed. [/quote U wan shrink the bra? Lol! ���� |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by demarc001: 9:18pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:Are you serious? Like you did that? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by BarrElChapo(m): 9:22pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
LMAOOOOO how long ago did this happen bro ? Savagedan: |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Papanwamaikpe: 9:22pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
fatymore:Fine oh! Happy belated valentine |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by SALLYBERRY01(m): 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Stealing meat from the pot. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by demarc001: 9:28pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Lolabisi007s: But you know you are not keeping that promise, you still do it 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ishilove: 9:31pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:My village people dem no want the hair to grow well. I know if I thread my hair for 6 months straight everything will grow back. For now I will carry my short hair around like that As for your hair, don't worry, my village people will reason with your village people very soon You could have simply ironed it, but then again excess heat can slacken the elastic bands. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Savagedan(m): 9:32pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
@BarrElChapo just around July-August 2018 I think. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by bbstarr(f): 9:32pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Bishop4bella: Saint Anthony Catholic High school IJOFI ilesha... What set? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by fatymore(f): 9:35pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Papanwamaikpe: Did you send gift? |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by JustAboyy: 9:38pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Slawormir:Damnnnnn niggarrr That means your dad was a real niggar back in the days they chop life, chop better women raw, drag correct unadulterated weed a real gee, real flexing before this era, twice in the 80s, and 90s 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by DurexDcondom: 9:38pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
She saw all the love letters and photos of my girlfriend. I was back from evening lesson then, ate my dinner and was reading with the lamp then. Na so the woman burst enter palor when i dey read ooo, omo no be small oo. You won give person belle abi? So na the school when we send you go be that? As she dey talk na so she drop all the love letters and poems, photos for table, Oboy na so I start confess oo I didn't touch her ooo, we have not don any thing ooo, immediately popcy interrupted and ended the talk. The woman was listening to know more, when I became I man, then I understood why popcy interrupted my confession ��� 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Maleekberry76: 9:40pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
[quote author=Sanchez01 post=86731412] Stealing from the pot! Crazy I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon. While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat. The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body. I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance. I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity. Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish. I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'. Tales by moonlight 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Papanwamaikpe: 9:43pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
fatymore:To who 1 Like
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Lighthammer(m): 9:45pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
CarlosTheJackal:hmm carlos the jackal Frm the bourne supremacy cain is for delta and carlos is for cain ....cain is for delta!delta one is cain!medusa moves:the snake shed its skin.cain is in paris and carlos will be his i cnt forget that line |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by makydebbie(f): 9:47pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove: I beg I beg, the way I don't want them to know my address in Accra. Ema binu ma, no Vess, I'll cut my hair like yours. I didn't even think of the iron, it was just the microwave lol. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by IDFWU(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie:And how did you plan to show me the egg fried with microwave
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Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by sharpwriter(m): 9:52pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Ishilove:Ki lo se yin ma? ... Shey I lie ni? |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Odion2016(m): 9:55pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
It happened that our neighbour's daughter who happened to be my buddy had to sleep over in our house, my mum caught us trying to have sex..My touser was down and she was about removing her pants and i felt a spank on my bare ass....I was about 11 and she was like 10..I still ask myself what would have become of me if i had sex with her that night..I gues i will never know.. |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by linearity: 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
makydebbie: Can you please explain the significance of microwaving bra...or you washed it wanted a quick drying service? |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by BennyDon: 10:02pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
The Sunday afternoon I won't forget... We came back from church, prepared pounded-yam as usual with efo-riro and dried-fish. There's this aroma of well-cooked dried-fish I couldn't resist as a young boy(like 10yrs). Despite the long sermon of our pastor on the fateful Sunday, I disappointed mum. We finished eating and we moved to the open space in front of the house to play football but Sheiton kept bringing the aroma of the dried-fish to me. I was determined, I rushed in after announcing to my siblings I needed water. Thought Mama was sleeping, I never knew she heard when I announced water story. Immediately I entered kitchen, I headed straight to the pot, opened it and tried to lift the bait 'Ehn, Olohun mu e' was the next thing I heard. I never knew the Tough Woman was behind me. I knew I was dead. She beat the hell outta my knotty head that day,... I primised her I wouldn't do that again following the designs she gave my insatiable skin #lol 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Ogboyelink(m): 10:03pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Stealing of a joint own #100 note... Shai, that beating is still very fresh in my memory 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by NACE13: 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
It was on a Saturday morning after clean up and breakfast, my mom came to our room (My older bro and I shared a room). She saw my wallet on the table and jokingly asked how many million was in my wallet and she opened in and found condom inside. How could I have forgotten. Funny part is, I was yet to have sex, I just took one from my brother who was very active. She just closed it and quietly left. Ladies and Gentlemen, Two days later, I got the preaching of my life. I swear, I'd have preferred to be flogged instead of listening to her talk about sin and youths indulging in fornication. Second time was when I was in the living room, watching this movie "Notorious" (Movie biography of Notorious BIG). I was watching where Biggie was being F'd by Lil Kim and was so carried away that I didn't notice her standing few meters away from the TV and then she called out my name......Well, let the embarrassment stay where it is, I don't have strength abeg 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by olumydhe: 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Lighthammer: one of my best novel 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Uniqchibokgirl(f): 10:13pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Dancing � � 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by Lighthammer(m): 10:21pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
olumydhe:yes o bro even as am typing nw,am with the novel 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by tobby20: 10:21pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Momma thought her little cutie was holy until she caught me with mary jane Damn it was hard to fuxking process that day 1 Like |
Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by firo08(m): 10:24pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Caught me sucking and massaging Juliet boobs. Funny enough mom and Juliet's mom are not in good terms. 3 Likes |
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