It's a season Nairalanders are searching for love, so I'll place my Ad here:

I'm searching for a Lady with this spec:
Orange boob
Flat or average ass
Tall or average height
I'll decide weather you're intelligent OR not.
Must be naughty and Crazy
Low cut hairstyle is my preference, but that's not a problem.
Tribe doesn't matter.
Must have hustlings spirits...
Age range: 20-25

About me:
I'm not handsome ( at least my mirror is sincere, blunt and doesn't give a fûck about my feelings)

I got anger issues ( I've stabbed 7 people so far in the past 3 years, it used to be higher than that... I'm improving)
I got mood swings issues (one moment I'm parrot, the other I'm grave yard)
I'm 6/5ft tall and my third leg is 6inches long
I have apettide issues, only eat once in a day...
I speak 3 major Nigeria languages and other extra 7 languages

Education: I don't like school since I was 4, but don't worry I have knowledge of almost everything.

I'm well traveled, but can't stay in any of those countries... reasons being, they took life too serious. Imagine fining me for taking a lick in a manhole, I was enjoying the heat emitting and hitting my Johnny on cold winter afternoon... and popo from nowhere..... naa, I love Nigeria
Those white folks kept feeding me raw leaves and uncooked sea food like I'm some goat, ended up eating bread the whole time.

Professions:
Graphic designer
Motion graphics designer
Wordpress site builder
Computer software/hardware technician.
3D Modeller (MAYA/Blender)
Video Editor (AP/AE/CS)
Electrician
Songwriter
Visionist
Carpenter
impregnator solutionist
Councillor
Comedian
Electronics technician
Tailor
AWOL Army officer [ I can't kill myself ]


Interested suitors should pm...

Don't bother if you love Zee world or Telemund...

History
CNN
NatGeo
Discovery
BBC
Al Jazeera
are my channels of interest.


Lastly, currently I'm broke... thanks to Forex trading and binary option.

All the love you need crystalised into it's purest form was given to you on the cross, where Jesus died for you
You just need to accept that love

Offpoint:
It's a season Nairalanders are searching for love, so I'll place my Ad here:

I'm searching for a Lady with this spec:
Orange boob
Flat or average ass
Tall or average height
I'll decide weather you're intelligent OR not.
Must be naughty and Crazy
Low cut hairstyle is my preference, but that's not a problem.
Tribe doesn't matter.
Must have hustlings spirits...
Age range: 20-25

About me:
I'm not handsome ( at least my mirror is sincere, blunt and doesn't give a fûck about my feelings)

I got anger issues ( I've stabbed 7 people so far in the past 3 years, it used to be higher than that... I'm improving)
I got mood swings issues (one moment I'm parrot, the other I'm grave yard)
I'm 6/5ft tall and my third leg is 6inches long
I have apettide issues, only eat once in a day...
I speak 3 major Nigeria languages and other extra 7 languages

Education: I don't like school since I was 4, but don't worry I have knowledge of almost everything.

I'm well traveled, but can't stay in any of those countries... reasons being, they took life too serious. Imagine fining me for taking a link in a manhole, I was enjoying the heat emitting and hitting my Johnny in winter... and popo from nowhere..... naa, I love Nigeria

Professions:
Graphic designer
Motion graphics designer
Wordpress site builder
Computer software/hardware technician.
3D Modeller (MAYA/Blender)
Video Editor (AP/AE/CS)
Electrician
Songwriter
Visionist
Carpenter
impregnator solutionist
Councillor
Comedian
Electronics technician
Tailor
AWOL Army officer [ I can't kill myself ]


Interested suitors should pm...

Don't bother if you love Zee world or Telemund...

History
CNN
NatGeo
Discovery
BBC
Al Jazeera
are my channels of interest.


Lastly, currently I'm broke... thanks to Forex trading and binary option.

YOU ARE OFFPOINT

Atleast, you're realistic. You seem be a fun person... That's cool.
You mentioned some of my fav channels,
Al jazeera
Discovery
Nat Geo
History...
Well, i don't qualify but i'll shout_out to my senior sisters who are single...
Kudos

Offpoint:
It's a season Nairalanders are searching for love, so I'll place my Ad here:

I'm searching for a Lady with this spec:
Orange boob
Flat or average ass
Tall or average height
I'll decide weather you're intelligent OR not.
Must be naughty and Crazy
Low cut hairstyle is my preference, but that's not a problem.
Tribe doesn't matter.
Must have hustlings spirits...
Age range: 20-25

About me:
I'm not handsome ( at least my mirror is sincere, blunt and doesn't give a fûck about my feelings)

I got anger issues ( I've stabbed 7 people so far in the past 3 years, it used to be higher than that... I'm improving)
I got mood swings issues (one moment I'm parrot, the other I'm grave yard)
I'm 6/5ft tall and my third leg is 6inches long
I have apettide issues, only eat once in a day...
I speak 3 major Nigeria languages and other extra 7 languages

Education: I don't like school since I was 4, but don't worry I have knowledge of almost everything.

I'm well traveled, but can't stay in any of those countries... reasons being, they took life too serious. Imagine fining me for taking a link in a manhole, I was enjoying the heat emitting and hitting my Johnny in winter... and popo from nowhere..... naa, I love Nigeria

Professions:
Graphic designer
Motion graphics designer
Wordpress site builder
Computer software/hardware technician.
3D Modeller (MAYA/Blender)
Video Editor (AP/AE/CS)
Electrician
Songwriter
Visionist
Carpenter
impregnator solutionist
Councillor
Comedian
Electronics technician
Tailor
AWOL Army officer [ I can't kill myself ]


Interested suitors should pm...

Don't bother if you love Zee world or Telemund...

History
CNN
NatGeo
Discovery
BBC
Al Jazeera
are my channels of interest.


Lastly, currently I'm broke... thanks to Forex trading and binary option.

but u re married

xhosanostra tickles my brain with her brains

Lol at impregnator solutionist .





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ecstasy357:


YOU ARE OFFPOINT

If I'm not offpoint who else will I be?

hashtagged:
All the love you need crystalised into it's purest form was given to you on the cross, where Jesus died for you
You just need to accept that love

I've accepted that love, but that love won't make babies for me, neither will it keep me warm in cold rainy night.
Do you even know what companionship mean? even Mary needed Joseph support during Christ pregnancy, abi I tell you sey I wan be pope OR priest ni?

Does loving Jesus stop humans from making babies or falling in love with God creation?

Abi omo yi fa'gbo ni?
na this kind thing dey make stab people

This is serious...

MadeINchenzen2:
but u re married

Do I look married to you?

Offpoint:
It's a season Nairalanders are searching for love, so I'll place my Ad here:

I'm searching for a Lady with this spec:
Orange boob
Flat or average ass
Tall or average height
I'll decide weather you're intelligent OR not.
Must be naughty and Crazy
Low cut hairstyle is my preference, but that's not a problem.
Tribe doesn't matter.
Must have hustlings spirits...
Age range: 20-25

About me:
I'm not handsome ( at least my mirror is sincere, blunt and doesn't give a fûck about my feelings)

I got anger issues ( I've stabbed 7 people so far in the past 3 years, it used to be higher than that... I'm improving)
I got mood swings issues (one moment I'm parrot, the other I'm grave yard)
I'm 6/5ft tall and my third leg is 6inches long
I have apettide issues, only eat once in a day...
I speak 3 major Nigeria languages and other extra 7 languages

Education: I don't like school since I was 4, but don't worry I have knowledge of almost everything.

I'm well traveled, but can't stay in any of those countries... reasons being, they took life too serious. Imagine fining me for taking a link in a manhole, I was enjoying the heat emitting and hitting my Johnny in winter... and popo from nowhere..... naa, I love Nigeria

Professions:
Graphic designer
Motion graphics designer
Wordpress site builder
Computer software/hardware technician.
3D Modeller (MAYA/Blender)
Video Editor (AP/AE/CS)
Electrician
Songwriter
Visionist
Carpenter
impregnator solutionist
Councillor
Comedian
Electronics technician
Tailor
AWOL Army officer [ I can't kill myself ]


Interested suitors should pm...

Don't bother if you love Zee world or Telemund...

History
CNN
NatGeo
Discovery
BBC
Al Jazeera
are my channels of interest.


Lastly, currently I'm broke... thanks to Forex trading and binary option.

Ariza:
This is serious...

Seriously serious

Blu03:



Atleast, you're realistic. You seem be a fun person... That's cool.
You mentioned some of my fav channels,
Al jazeera
Discovery
Nat Geo
History...
Well, i don't qualify but i'll shout_out to my senior sisters who are single...
Kudos

I know you're not qualify AGE-ly, but I can electronically, digitally alter your birth certificate, then biologically and surgically correct the physical attributes to fit in my specifications
Remember that Bahamas we talked about? the offer is still open.

Offpoint:

Do I look married to you?

I saw u the other day at oshodi, u were with ur wife, I noticed u were buying roasted plantain.

I was so sure she is ur wife, cos u both wore a native asoebi attire

MadeINchenzen2:
I saw u the other day at oshodi, u were with ur wife, I noticed u were buying roasted plantain.

I was so sure she is ur wife, cos u both wore a native asoebi attire

Oh! I understand know now.

When I used to do cracks, I used to see things that aren't there, I used to see dumb stuffs: like fat women wearing G-strings and skinny women twerking.

Offpoint:

Oh! I understand know now.

When I used to do cracks, I used to see things that aren't there, I used to see dumb stuffs: like fat women wearing G-strings and skinny women twerking.

you're probably still on cracks... Sk or igbo

Hot and funny afternoon after a long day at work. You are very funny bro @ impregnator.
By the way. I have really missed Amakavula.
Anyone heard from her? Hopefully you are doing well.

Offpoint:


I know you're not qualify AGE-ly, but I can electronically, digitally alter your birth certificate, then biologically and surgically correct the physical attributes to fit in my specifications
Remember that Bahamas we talked about? the offer is still open.

surgically correct my physical attributes to fit your specifications?

Blu03:
surgically correct my physical attributes to fit your specifications?

Hell Yeah!