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|She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Saneesk(m): 12:20pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Hello guys i need your suggestion on this a girl had always loved me before but i didn't give her attention so she made it her personal goal to disgrace me in school(l100).
There came a day when i was teasing her i said she's a mamalian then she took things personally and saw the opportunity as the perfect one to disgrace me since our course mates were around almost 50 of them so she gave me a simple slap not dat heavy sha but quite loud and everybodies attention was on us and they all knew she slapped me some people started laughing at me n i was quite embarrassed.
Then i remembered sum1 say if a girl slaps you don't hesitate to kiss her she'll be the one to take the embarrassment.............so i kissed her though i didn't get to suck her lips since it was quick then suddenly everyone was shouting some proud of me and ofcourse some disgusted.
She promised to report me to the university authority,then i was afraid though ASUU and corona helped me cox it happened on the week of ASUU strike so i left unscathed.....
Guys I'm seriously afraid that sumtyn might happen and she might end up putting me in deep trouble i i feel like i shouldn't return if they resume but guys what are your suggestions and also if her dad gets to know then definitely shit will get real cox cox he's quite powerful and rich.but I'm still hoping she doesn't tell him....
Incase I'm given a chance to defend myself what should i say that might increase my chances of been guilty........
Please nairalanders I'm afraid my trial will start when we resume I've also heard rumour that I'll be withdrawn please how can i defend myself
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Officialgarri: 12:22pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Look at the children that are allowed to own a Nairaland account.
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Terryindeed: 12:23pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Somebody slap this kid..
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Snipper007: 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2020|
If they find you guilty just hiss and tell the panel that after all malians don't graduate then walk out of the room, simple
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by ambivert27(f): 12:44pm On Mar 24, 2020|
thank you for this relief from corona case
On a serious note, you only showed that you are man enough to handle that girl. When interrogated, just prove your manliness once more to the panel.
Las Las you go dey alright
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Lifestone(m): 1:04pm On Mar 24, 2020|
She won't report you. Calm down. At worst settle out of court
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by ninetiethcrown7(m): 1:08pm On Mar 24, 2020|
If they ask you, just tell them the slap reset your brain. It wasn’t intentional. Shikena
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Fheelzz(m): 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2020|
If she slapped you for real you gat no problem
She won't dare report you sef, na kiss you kiss am no be rape
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by ninetiethcrown7(m): 1:23pm On Mar 24, 2020|
True Sha, no be rape he rape am na common sexual assault
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by daniddan1999: 1:28pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Defend your self my claiming that you wanted or was trying to nod her head when it's resulted to what seems to be what she now termed a kiss and that it's was due to her positioning at the time you carried out the nodding and that your intention is different from the actual deeds and that it's all happened out of provocation (as a result of the slap she gave you )
After making your claims just relax the burden of prove will be shifted from you to her
It's now left for her to prove her claim
Civil case is prove under probability
That is only when you are given fair hearing
Pls never plead guilty of the offence
Simply plead not guilty.
Good luck. ..
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Skyfornia(m): 1:31pm On Mar 24, 2020|
You need another slap
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Dagger79(m): 1:37pm On Mar 24, 2020|
What nonsense is this again
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by MiVida(m): 1:44pm On Mar 24, 2020|
People that don't have proof, it just witnesses... Just gather some guys, pay them, let them testify that you didn't kiss her, infact, let them make it all look like it's her fault... cos definitely, they may come up with witnesses too so you should be prepared and don't show fear!
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by IbrahimSkiba(f): 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Who's this Fool?
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Gofwane(m): 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2020|
If I were you, I'd be more worried about the chances of not contracting Covid-19 from that kiss.
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Akinbahm(m): 1:49pm On Mar 24, 2020|
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by punisha: 2:37pm On Mar 24, 2020|
What should u say that might increase your chances of being guilty?
U have said it all COX COX COX we didn't not send u to go and be kissing girls randomly. Orie ti daru
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by faithfull18(f): 2:51pm On Mar 24, 2020|
What too much movies cause.
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Naomila: 2:58pm On Mar 24, 2020|
She'd obviously not gonna report you..actually the kissing her part was quite embarrassing to her so she had to instill fear in u..by the time this virus stuff is over she'd have forgotten cause the economy would deal with us well well,that we'd forget our past problems
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by falcon01: 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2020|
daniddan1999:sounds like something I'd do
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Spy360(m): 3:10pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Why did you kiss her? Now she will always want to slap you.
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by illicit(m): 3:16pm On Mar 24, 2020|
whoever told you that you need to kiss a girl when slapped must be a cuckold or a pervert and sex starved.
is it your dad
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by anslemarinze52(m): 3:45pm On Mar 24, 2020|
See dis one he needs better knock on the head
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Elimon(m): 4:21pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Youll not be reported...but u never know if the girl was even dreaming of that kiss all her life...but anyways .....before I continue are u a Marlian?
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by EmyLeo(m): 4:55pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Don't Worry, She Can't..The Adrenalin Rush That Came With The Moment Must Have Triggered The Whole Reporting Stuff..
But, Never Say Never Sha. You Can Find A Way To Make Her Your Friend Once You Guys Resume After The Break..
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Nobody: 5:39pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Na wahala me that ohh but you have balls ohh girl that you are not sure has a crush on you self
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Hbabarb: 5:42pm On Mar 24, 2020|
I don’t get it, you kiss person you no know before just like that?
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Nobody: 5:47pm On Mar 24, 2020|
The girl is already planning her wedding to you. Trust me.
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|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by DonMekino(m): 6:28pm On Mar 24, 2020|
she always loved you before and u didn't give her face....how did u arrive on this conclusion?? she told u?
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Saneesk(m): 7:27pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Thanks for your responses and also I'm not a marlian it's just that i have guts unlike other course mates and though the kiss made me famous in school but I'm scared as hell cox her papa will definitely take me to court and a greater number of female Students will testify i kissed her and that's another turn offf but sha some of your advices will definitely make an impact thanks........
And as for the idiot saying where did i learn 2 kiss a girl if she slaps me,do you mean i should stand there like an idiot an be remembered as the Student hu got slapped.....na u b d idiot......
Even if i i slapped her i i might end up gettn beatn by guys dat r crushn on her but instead now I'm respected and seen as an alpha @ skul though it's quite joyful d fame i got but deep inside I'm afraid
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by LIVINGICON: 7:45pm On Mar 24, 2020|
My brother the thing just tire me. This is just one of them. You will see some uploading pictures per second for cheap likes while others be snapping their kitchen and their pots as if they are doing a cooking show.
|Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Beirut01: 7:49pm On Mar 24, 2020|
Why are you children of nowadays this stupid?
A girl slapped you and all that u could do is kiss her? Are you that starved??. Is your brain paining you?
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