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How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by stupidity: 9:16am On Mar 26
Good morning everybody!!!

It’s so sad my actions and activities has been cut short by this pandemic.

Last last na 2020 Toyota Corolla I go take do thanksgiving if we survive.

From today I’m guessing movement will be restricted. Do you want a girl to quarantine with you?

It’s quite simple. All those girls on your WhatsApp list you are talking to, start scoping all of them. One of them must fall.

Reasons why you must get at least one girl to agree to come stay with you;

1. 1 out of every 3 girls is homeless. She has a home but she doesn’t have a specific home. She’s everywhere. She can easily carry her bag and return home three months later. Even the home she returned to is not her real home.

2. There’s hunger!!! And women loves free food. Which woman nor go gree come chill with you for this quarantine period? Tell me lemme tear her slap for lying. angry

3. Nigerian women are one h0rny barstards. Just watch how the bold ones will start coming out to talk about how they miss sex already.

4. Most women are scared of being alone. This pandemic made it worse, some are really scared and won’t like to be alone.


So, that’s it my brother, go through your WhatsApp and do the trick. The real men can as well go out in the street. Let’s be our sisters keepers.

Here’s where the 10k comes in. Now this is for the guys out there that are still hustling and don’t have much. Anyhow just try get 10k to 50k and buy food stocks.

For the rich ones, ask someone to send you account number so you’ll bless him or her, they’ll need it this period. I’m not rich o, nor reason am grin


Before I forget, i did not ask you to go scope woman and keep her at home for fvck o!!


This is the right time to share your inner thoughts with someone, discuss something worthy, you can as well do skills, write, do something productive.


I will mark this day, nine months time and I see a single lady with a baby, we know what happened. grin


Weed smokers like me don’t have problems. Once we are in that “cloudbase”, nothing else matters grin , no fears and no condemnation.

So my nighas!! Go out now and conquer souls for quarantine union!!! I await testimonies. Hopefully some of you will eventually get married after the bad wind is gone.

Ma go cook!! It’s eating and sleeping season. Don’t fvck, I repeat, don’t fvck!!

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by JAOS(m): 9:24am On Mar 26
scheme of the devil

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by stupidity: 9:26am On Mar 26
JAOS:
scheme of the devil
is your eye paining you? Is your phone screen bad? undecided
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by coolestofall(m): 9:27am On Mar 26
If you no dey careful, na coronavirus you go quarantine with. You no know wetin those kind girls they carry self. This is the period self service is bae.

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by CAPSLOCKED: 9:28am On Mar 26
USE THAT 10K TO SUBSCRIBE YOUR PHONE, GET A HAND SANITIZER, 2 CRATES OF CHEAP BEER LIKE TROPHY OR TURBO KING, AND STAY ALIVE!

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by stupidity: 9:37am On Mar 26
coolestofall:
If you no dey careful, na coronavirus you go quarantine with. You no know wetin those kind girls they carry self. This is the period self service is bae.
lets be honest you’ll get to that point where you’ll need someone around. Not just sex.

Sex should be a bonus.
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by stupidity: 9:41am On Mar 26
CAPSLOCKED:
USE THAT 10K TO SUBSCRIBE YOUR PHONE, GET A HAND SANITIZER, 2 CRATES OF CHEAP BEER LIKE TROPHY OR TURBO KING, AND STAY ALIVE!
grin I hope you guys have heard from chief commandant masturbation army himself.


He and his battalion fought in the war against erectile dysfunction in 1992 grin

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by coolestofall(m): 9:44am On Mar 26
stupidity:
lets be honest you’ll get to that point where you’ll need someone around. Not just sex.

Sex should be a bonus.
Thats the reason why we have phones. I will text, chat, video call, anything but see you cos I dont want to be susceptible to all the risk of contact she must have put herself though.
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by Masonkaycares(m): 1:10pm On Mar 26
Seriously? Cos for me am downloading PDF books (any type) from the internet. Just pouring my frustrations out on these books.
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by ashawopikin(m): 3:24pm On Mar 26
stupidity:
Good morning everybody!!!

It’s so sad my actions and activities has been cut short by this pandemic.

Last last na 2020 Toyota Corolla I go take do thanksgiving if we survive.

From today I’m guessing movement will be restricted. Do you want a girl to quarantine with you?

It’s quite simple. All those girls on your WhatsApp list you are talking to, start scoping all of them. One of them must fall.

Reasons why you must get at least one girl to agree to come stay with you;

1. 1 out of every 3 girls is homeless. She has a home but she doesn’t have a specific home. She’s everywhere. She can easily carry her bag and return home three months later. Even the home she returned to is not her real home.

2. There’s hunger!!! And women loves free food. Which woman nor go gree come chill with you for this quarantine period? Tell me lemme tear her slap for lying. angry

3. Nigerian women are one h0rny barstards. Just watch how the bold ones will start coming out to talk about how they miss sex already.

4. Most women are scared of being alone. This pandemic made it worse, some are really scared and won’t like to be alone.


So, that’s it my brother, go through your WhatsApp and do the trick. The real men can as well go out in the street. Let’s be our sisters keepers.

Here’s where the 10k comes in. Now this is for the guys out there that are still hustling and don’t have much. Anyhow just try get 10k to 50k and buy food stocks.

For the rich ones, ask someone to send you account number so you’ll bless him or her, they’ll need it this period. I’m not rich o, nor reason am grin


Before I forget, i did not ask you to go scope woman and keep her at home for fvck o!!


This is the right time to share your inner thoughts with someone, discuss something worthy, you can as well do skills, write, do something productive.


I will mark this day, nine months time and I see a single lady with a baby, we know what happened. grin


Weed smokers like me don’t have problems. Once we are in that “cloudbase”, nothing else matters grin , no fears and no condemnation.

So my nighas!! Go out now and conquer souls for quarantine union!!! I await testimonies. Hopefully some of you will eventually get married after the bad wind is gone.

Ma go cook!! It’s eating and sleeping season. Don’t fvck, I repeat, don’t fvck!!


already tried it, it worked!!
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by stupidity: 4:09pm On Mar 26
ashawopikin:
already tried it, it worked!!
theres a brother here with a testimony already!! #stand up my friend, let them see you#


grin


Just like that o, a brother is already quarantined and enjoying it.
Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by imam07: 4:11pm On Mar 26
stupidity:
Good morning everybody!!!

It’s so sad my actions and activities has been cut short by this pandemic.

Last last na 2020 Toyota Corolla I go take do thanksgiving if we survive.

From today I’m guessing movement will be restricted. Do you want a girl to quarantine with you?

It’s quite simple. All those girls on your WhatsApp list you are talking to, start scoping all of them. One of them must fall.

Reasons why you must get at least one girl to agree to come stay with you;

1. 1 out of every 3 girls is homeless. She has a home but she doesn’t have a specific home. She’s everywhere. She can easily carry her bag and return home three months later. Even the home she returned to is not her real home.

2. There’s hunger!!! And women loves free food. Which woman nor go gree come chill with you for this quarantine period? Tell me lemme tear her slap for lying. angry

3. Nigerian women are one h0rny barstards. Just watch how the bold ones will start coming out to talk about how they miss sex already.

4. Most women are scared of being alone. This pandemic made it worse, some are really scared and won’t like to be alone.


So, that’s it my brother, go through your WhatsApp and do the trick. The real men can as well go out in the street. Let’s be our sisters keepers.

Here’s where the 10k comes in. Now this is for the guys out there that are still hustling and don’t have much. Anyhow just try get 10k to 50k and buy food stocks.

For the rich ones, ask someone to send you account number so you’ll bless him or her, they’ll need it this period. I’m not rich o, nor reason am grin


Before I forget, i did not ask you to go scope woman and keep her at home for fvck o!!


This is the right time to share your inner thoughts with someone, discuss something worthy, you can as well do skills, write, do something productive.


I will mark this day, nine months time and I see a single lady with a baby, we know what happened. grin


Weed smokers like me don’t have problems. Once we are in that “cloudbase”, nothing else matters grin , no fears and no condemnation.

So my nighas!! Go out now and conquer souls for quarantine union!!! I await testimonies. Hopefully some of you will eventually get married after the bad wind is gone.

Ma go cook!! It’s eating and sleeping season. Don’t fvck, I repeat, don’t fvck!!


Are u mad nii. Something indomie super pack and 2 eggs can conjure in my location.

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Re: How To Get A Lady To Quarantine With You With Just 10k. (photo) by ashawopikin(m): 10:57pm On Mar 26
stupidity:
theres a brother here with a testimony already!! #stand up my friend, let them see you#


grin


Just like that o, a brother is already quarantined and enjoying it.

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