Ladyhippolyta88:

Bluntboy
We are no longer dating.
We broke up last year.

konkonbilo:
See how simple things went, if na naija the ladies will always make it complicated..

Sugar97:
This could be us but you neither have a beard nor a drone. Sigh...

BluntTheApostle:


When?

When I have already told my friends that Abia is where we are heading.

I have even learnt a lot about Abia state, including all the Local Governments, and their chairmen and councilors. I even know the population of the state, including the fertility rate of the women, because I want 3 children (3 girls). I have made three friends from Abia.

I have already taken note of all the materials that I have been advised to anticipate for the bride :-Xprice.

So, I am only waiting for you to be ready

So that me and my friends can paint Abia red.

BluntTheApostle:


We have better men than Jeremy here in Nigeria, but there are factors that are in play to restrain such creativity.

Even with bubble bags and drones, how many girls have such great sense of humor as Tori?

I know there are, but try holding a brilliant conversation with some girls, and the "KK" will just piss you off. When the brain power is lacking, and you are a creative guy, it doesn't take long to lose interest in the convo, and to lose interest in any such attempts to be creative with Nigerian girls.

Imagine there were bubble bags and drones, the creative guy would still need a girl with a great sense of humor to interpret the gesture rather than misinterpret it like some of our girls might do.

Write and read a great poem to a girl like Tori on her birthday, and she would most certainly give you that beautiful reassuring smile. But read same poem to a Nigerian girl, and she might not be able to hide her disappointment as she would rather you gave a "real" gift.


You are right brother

kneehighbootz:


The anger you nairaland guys have against rich guys sha, lmao!!!
Is poverty a virtue? na wa oo

Ladyhippolyta88:
This one serious oo fertility rate what? But I want a small wedding na . Let us visit Ikoyi registry instead leave Abia state alone

BluntTheApostle:


Your wish is my command

franchasng:
I guess materialistic girls give rise to playboys and fvck boys, Naija love story

Ladyhippolyta88:

I said 'money alone' I nor go gree.
You can't be showing me material things in your pocket and not show me substance in your head and heart. Be creative have a lot to offee other than money and I will be wowed

Semperty:
that's the point I was trying to make and some dumb head over used girl kneehighbootz or whateva quoted me spilling trash.

franchasng:
some of the guys complaining might even be comfortable or rich in Naija standard, but take it from me, even the rich guys know why ladies like them, we aren't dumb na, so Internet forums are a great place to whine and complain small na,abeg free our nairaland alfa males, they are the reason Nairaland is interesting, we love them like that

franchasng:
ladies don't know that it is girls and ladies that dictate how dating/relationship goes.


Over time, as guys notice that majority of girls have become materialistic and vane, they have no other option but to device means to maneuver, which led most Nigerian guys to turn to playboys who use all manner of tactics to get girls, and once they succeed in bedding her, they flee to the next girl.....but if most ladies were real and looking for true friendship and are friendly to guys irrespective of their financial status, you will hardly see guys trying to use money to lure girls or playing girls up and down.


Most guys become playboys dating too many girls as a way of avoiding commitment with one girl that will start demanding lots of money and financial favors from them.

konkonbilo:
See how simple things went, if na naija the ladies will always make it complicated..

AhlexOfficial:
Hey folk, don't get too carried away, this treatment is not meant for our girls!..

Semperty:
no mind the knucklehead. Thing is I'm no online alpha male, I'm a neutral, I see and judge things from both sides.

franchasng:
me na number 1 Nairaland resident alfa male oh

Tallesty1:
Learn kor.




I am not learning anything oga, once this coronavirus is over.


I will continue my business as usual.


Leave home in the morning, return in the night.

Eat nice food, watch movies, take my bath, press phone and then sleep.


On Sunday, I will clean my house and environment. Do laundry and cook stew and soups.


The circle will continue until I get a wife.


Then when I return from work, I will go straight to shower, come out and ask Mama Chi what she and her children chop remain for me.

efembaba:
Which kind yeye love is this? U met somebody randomly d first time on d roof. Immediately love Story has started.. U don't know her or where she came from.. Little wonder their marriages are like chicken relationship... Unbridled silly emotions everywhere

Sugar97:
This could be us but you neither have a beard nor a drone. Sigh...

kalvoken:
Oyibo and Love.


Down here, every girl see dating as a hustle.

joshboo:


I have both love

blacq2009:

This could be us. But you never got quarantined nor climbed a roof top. Hiss. :'