HazardMan:
Alright, thanks to everybody that contributed to this. Surprisingly, my heart is beginning to heal really fast. It is really helping a lot as i don't think of her like the way i used to. In my mind now i do see her and myself as some of the things you guys called us here and it is really helping as i am now seeing her as a bad influence to me. My heart is healing really quick as all i'm having for her now is hatred. Like seriously she is beginning to disgust me just this past few hours. I wonder what i will feel towards her when my heart finally get healed.

All in all THANK YOU sooooo so much i really appreciate.....
Thank God she said 'no' to the blood convenant i suggested to her.
4reala farady Stacyomolola Jflex07 Frankicent way want finish me Tina001 Dobson43 Ade1bowale . If i no call your name abeg no vex na the fault of my button phone but just know say you dey my mind. You guys are the best THANKS

Last advice...delete her number.

Frankicent:



Last advice...delete her number.

I just delete am but i still get am for my head . No worry, i no go call her again.

Ade1bowale:
You are welcome bro. Hope you stay safe and forget about that girl

Sure thing

just when you think you've seen it all.. interesting read by the way, you have a way with words

Mrsj89:
just when you think you've seen it all.. interesting read by the way, you have a way with words

Thanks

HazardMan:
Alright, thanks to everybody that contributed to this. Surprisingly, my heart is beginning to heal really fast. It is really helping a lot as i don't think of her like the way i used to. In my mind now i do see her and myself as some of the things you guys called us here and it is really helping as i am now seeing her as a bad influence to me. My heart is healing really quick as all i'm having for her now is hatred. Like seriously she is beginning to disgust me just this past few hours. I wonder what i will feel towards her when my heart finally get healed.

All in all THANK YOU sooooo so much i really appreciate.....
Thank God she said 'no' to the blood convenant i suggested to her.
4reala farady Stacyomolola Jflex07 Frankicent way want finish me Tina001 Dobson43 Ade1bowale . If i no call your name abeg no vex na the fault of my button phone but just know say you dey my mind. You guys are the best THANKS

You are welcome dear. Thank God reality is dawning on you. Just forget about the girl and move on, she is no good for you. Like I said, stay away from her and even her family. Delete her number. If u guys happen to meet on the road, just greet and waka pass, dnt engage in too much talk with her. Stay safe and LISTEN

HazardMan:
Alright, thanks to everybody that contributed to this. Surprisingly, my heart is beginning to heal really fast. It is really helping a lot as i don't think of her like the way i used to. In my mind now i do see her and myself as some of the things you guys called us here and it is really helping as i am now seeing her as a bad influence to me. My heart is healing really quick as all i'm having for her now is hatred. Like seriously she is beginning to disgust me just this past few hours. I wonder what i will feel towards her when my heart finally get healed.

All in all THANK YOU sooooo so much i really appreciate.....
Thank God she said 'no' to the blood convenant i suggested to her.
4reala farady Stacyomolola Jflex07 Frankicent way want finish me Tina001 Dobson43 Ade1bowale . If i no call your name abeg no vex na the fault of my button phone but just know say you dey my mind. You guys are the best THANKS

You are welcomed bro

Tina001:


You are welcome dear. Thank God reality is dawning on you. Just forget about the girl and move on, she is no good for you. Like I said, stay away from her and even her family. Delete her number. If u guys happen to meet on the road, just greet and waka pass, dnt engage in too much talk with her. Stay safe and LISTEN

Thanks dear. I've deleted the number. But i still get am for head sha.

HazardMan:

Thanks dear. I've deleted the number. But i still get am for head sha.

Then format your brain

Tina001:

Then format your brain

The following are the advise I can give to you:

1. Delete everything about her in ur phone ( Her pictures with and without you, her kids pictures too, all chats and voice records with her on social media, her phone numbers too inclusive)
2. Block her on social media ( Facebook, WhatsApp and others)
3. Think Big and Work on your career/skills. At this your very age and situation, you should think more of money and less of women
4. When ever you come back to Nigeria, let "Hi" be the greeting between you and that girl, her mum and probably her siblings too.
5. Neva be too emotional in life especially when in love/relationship. (U go just die b4 ur time)
6. Get yourself a lady who is ready to support your dream and vice versa. Don't look at physical beauty, slay queens and mamas o. A woman with sense (Beta Sense) that will in ur absense take good care of your home, kids and support her family and your family.
7. Don't forget to always use ur head and not your dick in making lifetime decisions. (This mistake kills faster than covid19)

I think i have contributed and will at this point in time rest my fingers.

Hazardman, Hazardman, Hazardman, how many times did I call you?

Don't listen to all these ones telling you to leave her and delete her number. That is bad advice.

Call her. Tell her that you love her and will be willing to live and die for her.

Buy a chain, a long one with a dog collar. Fix it on your neck and give her the leash. She will appreciate it much more than a ring.

Then go and make money, lots of it because she will need it. Go into crime if need be. If the law gets you and gets rid of you, the gene pool will be rid of another anomaly.

Whatever you do, remember to visit her every weekend to help her wipe her a$$ as a token of your devotion to her.

By the time both of you are aged, it will give you satisfaction to know that your life was very full and fulfilled and you did not miss out on the millions of single ladies out there that would be willing to love you like a human being. How dare they even think of that. After all, you are not a man, or are you?

Well, as I advised, run back to the east and swear your undying love, loyalty and devotion to her.

Don't forget the chain and collar.

Mordecai:
Hazardman, Hazardman, Hazardman, how many times did I call you?

Don't listen to all these ones telling you to leave her and delete her number. That is bad advice.

Call her. Tell her that you love her and will be willing to live and die for her.

Buy a chain, a long one with a dog collar. Fix it on your neck and give her the leash. She will appreciate it much more than a ring.

Then go and make money, lots of it because she will need it. Go into crime if need be. If the law gets you and gets rid of you, the gene pool will be rid of another anomaly.

Whatever you do, remember to visit her every weekend to help her wipe her a$$ as a token of your devotion to her.

By the time both of you are aged, it will give you satisfaction to know that your life was very full and fulfilled and you did not miss out on the millions of single ladies out there that would be willing to love you like a human being. How dare they even think of that. After all, you are not a man, or are you?

Well, as I advised, run back to the east and swear your undying love, loyalty and devotion to her.

Don't forget the chain and collar.

Hahahahaha . You are a wicked somebori . This hilarious

HazardMan:

Done and dusted please do your part

Hazard, na you be strongest man wey dey Bleep person mama without conscience.
You be the nigga wey dey Accra & e pennis dey 9ja.
The Ramsey Noah of our time, Mr. Lover boy. You better build your life for Accra instead to dey fink how to crush person mama for 9ja.

HazardMan:
I noticed that anything that hurts her, hurts me really bad too.
I stayed with her in the hospital for 2days, the girls couldn't spend over the night there, maybe because i was around. The husband was calling from hometown sha. The nurses and doctor thinks i'm the husband. The mum came on the 3rd day to take her home, she wrote exams from home.
Immediatelly after this i travelled for 3months. While i was away she dosen't call except i call.
Anytime i talk about us she would say i shouldn't mention love to her that it irritates her. I love her so much i didn't want to lose her.
I asked what was my fate in all of this and she said when i come back i would know. My ever loving and caring princess is changing. What could be wrong? Is it the pregnancy? I heard pregnant women do have mood swings at times. It should be the pregnancy then. I used this to pacify myself....
I will perharps find out what the new character coming from my super woman originated from when i get home.

Maybe you guys are soulmates.. who knows...

HazardMan:
So that's my story....
I need help seriously because even though i now know she might have never really liked me. Maybe she needed me to be a distraction from her husband and now that the husband has taken his bride price which makes her single again, she decided i'm no longer useful to her thereby her tactics to call it a quit.
I still like her even though i'm in a far away town from where she is now. I'm in Accra ghana. she is somewhere in the east nigeria. i've been here for the past 1month now and i'm still thinking about her. I'm sure if i go home now i'll still find myself begging again, please i want it to end like this. I've distracted myself with so many things yet i still think about her. I'm not sure if it's a jinx but then the feeling is still there strong. How do i get rid of it please? I've exhausted the ones online.
And i want to know if i contributed to their broken home cause sometimes i feel guity like i was the epicenter of it all...
Thanks in addy

I read your true life story from the beginning to the end firstly,I like to ask you this question how old are you? and how old is this woman abi an lady? answer me first before i give you advice truthful if you will only listen and accept because the truth is bitter.

BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you..you alone won 2 huge awards in 2020

1st award..Nl greatest SIMP of all times goes to Hazardman

2nd award ..NL greatest CAPTAINS SAVE A HOE award goes to Mr Hazardman..

Once again congratulations on this your monumental achievements..im sure it was not easy to accomplish such,pls tell us your secret,could it be you are ugly as fvck?or lack self esteem more than someone with inferiority complex or could it be the renowned african juju and she locked ur senses along with your ddestiny in a bottle?pls we are eager to know your secret..Ode ..ur family must not hear of ur achievements..my God men like this really exist?u sure say u get balls so oga even some pussi.es wont do this ur own kind thing

mpaulo:
The following are the advise I can give to you:

1. Delete everything about her in ur phone ( Her pictures with and without you, her kids pictures too, all chats and voice records with her on social media, her phone numbers too inclusive)
2. Block her on social media ( Facebook, WhatsApp and others)
3. Think Big and Work on your career/skills. At this your very age and situation, you should think more of money and less of women
4. When ever you come back to Nigeria, let "Hi" be the greeting between you and that girl, her mum and probably her siblings too.
5. Neva be too emotional in life especially when in love/relationship. (U go just die b4 ur time)
6. Get yourself a lady who is ready to support your dream and vice versa. Don't look at physical beauty, slay queens and mamas o. A woman with sense (Beta Sense) that will in ur absense take good care of your home, kids and support her family and your family.

Noted, thanks a lot.

Mordecai:
Hazardman, Hazardman, Hazardman, how many times did I call you?

Don't listen to all these ones telling you to leave her and delete her number. That is bad advice.

Call her. Tell her that you love her and will be willing to live and die for her.

Buy a chain, a long one with a dog collar. Fix it on your neck and give her the leash. She will appreciate it much more than a ring.

Then go and make money, lots of it because she will need it. Go into crime if need be. If the law gets you and gets rid of you, the gene pool will be rid of another anomaly.

Whatever you do, remember to visit her every weekend to help her wipe her a$$ as a token of your devotion to her.

By the time both of you are aged, it will give you satisfaction to know that your life was very full and fulfilled and you did not miss out on the millions of single ladies out there that would be willing to love you like a human being. How dare they even think of that.

Kuku kee me

Tina001:



Hahahahaha . You are a wicked somebori . This hilarious

just imagine

immaq8:
Hazard, na you be strongest man wey dey Bleep person mama without conscience.
You be the nigga wey dey Accra & e pennis dey 9ja.
The Ramsey Noah of our time, Mr. Lover boy. You better build your life for Accra instead to dey fink how to crush person mama for 9ja.

Nah bro. I wasn't thinking with my dick whatsoever, i was blinded by emotions but now i know better thanks to you guys.

joceey:



I read your true life story from the beginning to the end firstly,I like to ask you this question how old are you? and how old is this woman abi an lady? answer me first before i give you advice truthful if you will only listen and accept because the truth is bitter.

I'm 24-25yrs. She'z just 23-24

torqque7:
BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you..you alone won 2 huge awards in 2020

1st award..Nl greatest SIMP of all times goes to Hazardman

2nd award ..NL greatest CAPTAINS SAVE A HOE award goes to Mr Hazardman..

Once again congratulations on this your monumental achievements..im sure it was not easy to accomplish such,pls tell us your secret,could it be you are ugly as fvck?or lack self esteem more than someone with inferiority complex or could it be the renowned african juju and she locked ur senses along with your ddestiny in a bottle?pls we are eager to know your secret..Ode ..ur family must not hear of ur achievements..my God men like this really exist?u sure say u get balls so oga even some pussi.es wont do this ur own kind thing

I'm not ugly bro. If i'm to be a woman i'll be way much beautiful than her. I was only clouded by emotions

HazardMan:

I'm 24-25yrs. She'z just 23-24

Pls and pls just ignore her no calls, texting or anything just do that for one month and see the table turn around.After then I will tell u the next step to take.

joceey:


Pls and pls just ignore her no calls, texting or anything just do that for one month and see the table turn around.After then I will tell u the next step to take.

After 1month? Haba!

The most annoying part of your story is when u said “something must kill a man “. Bia, who told u that you’re a man? With all the rubbish u wrote down, u still think you’re a man? Men don’t commit all those blunders u commited. What stupid love do u have for a lady that’s going to be a mom of 3 kids? Don’t u have parents or any family menwver that can talk sense into u? If u call yourself a man again, I’ll cover over to ghana and beat u up! Girl dey use your head endlessly u dey there dey talk sey u love. You’re a mugu! She’s so worked your psyche that u can’t even see all other good stuff this life has to offer u. One yeye girl that cannot close her legs dey village dey arrange your head and u dey open mouth sey u be man. Walahi I go beat u!

I can’t even advice u to try dating another woman cos you’re still going to make a mess of that one too.. beg, beg, cry, cry, and beg again.. e be like sey make straggle u, ode.

Make we sha help your life small.. tey look for ‘ubunja’ misseducations’ first and read all of them.. if there’s anything u don’t understand after reading them, come back and well help u. Just continue to face Wateva took u to Ghana and stay away from having females as friends cos u no sabi anything. I Dey shame for u like this.. nonsense!

HazardMan:

After 1month? Haba!

Yes am serious I don't forget things

elmagnifico411:
The most annoying part of your story is when u said “something must kill a man “. Bia, who told u that you’re a man? With all the rubbish u wrote down, u still think you’re a man? Men don’t commit all those blunders u commited. What stupid love do u have for a lady that’s going to be a mom of 3 kids? Don’t u have parents or any family menwver that can talk sense into u? If u call yourself a man again, I’ll cover over to ghana and beat u up! Girl dey use your head endlessly u dey there dey talk sey u love. You’re a mugu! She’s so worked your psyche that u can’t even see all other good stuff this life has to offer u. One yeye girl that cannot close her legs dey village dey arrange your head and u dey open mouth sey u be man. Walahi I go beat u!

Lol! I can't even remember where i said that in the story. Is what u said i should read online or offline(bookshops)?

joceey:

Yes am serious I don't forget things

Hmm! Ok o

It’s here in nairaland. Look for the moniker “ubunja”. Click on it and check out his profile and all his posts. Come back and thank me later.

Lastly, if I hear sey u go beg any girl, anono your face but I go find u.

Girl wey u suppose dey use do shakara, you come dey fall men hand for here.

HazardMan:


Lol! I can't even remember where i said that in the story. Is what u said i should read online or offline(bookshops)?

elmagnifico411:
It’s here in nairaland. Look for the moniker “ubunja”. Click on it and check out his profile and all his posts. Come back and thank me later.

Lastly, if I hear sey u go beg any girl, anono your face but I go find u.

Girl wey u suppose dey use do shakara, you come dey fall men hand for here.

Please forgive me for i didn't know what i was doing

I read your story with interest.well.you have a lovely soul and a soft heart and find it easy to lust.but i must say you are quite a weakling & weaklings are easy to spot.the lady in question read you like a book & exploited your weakness to use you for her own pleasure.i feel you erred against God by going into a relationship with a married woman and you have a part in breaking her marriage.you must ask God to forgive you for fornicating with and loving a married woman.Also for putting asunder in somebodys marriage.becos you knew she was married.you may think its nothing but the husband may not have forgiven you or may curse you.to heal u must call d man & apologire to him. or u may very well go back to ur vomit. for now give your life completely to God.avoid sexual relationships till u ready to marry.And move on with your life and develop ur future without the distractions of delilahs and jezebel destiny killers.