dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

Lumcy25:

I swear na long story

Lamanii22:
Slawormir over to you ...

@OP did you like chew it like chewing gum? Or you flamed it?
Whitney Houston wasn't lying when she said she could see demons lol

dannyrhymes600:

flame khe make I run mad abi
i chewed it

dannyrhymes600:

no lies please

dannyrhymes600:

you get experience? yarn us nau

eesy:



You started the lies what do you expect. You guys are trying to encourage people to waste money on weed. People who read this will start considering it when they try it and not get the same high they will go back again to get more quantity to see if they will get there. That's how addiction starts. You will be 'trying to fill a basket with water'.

Lumcy25:


To cut an short, remain small I for meet God 1 on 1. Wetin b that angel name self "Gabriel" na em tap me say make I calm D for plan B

dannyrhymes600:

guy abeg if you no get anything to talk, Waka commot
where did I encourage people to take weed
did you even read the post at all.
over sabi

DoubleEngine007:
No mind am. People like am,na jumbo them dey tie.. Come dey preach here..
As if weed na poison..

Danielomisco:
nice1 i ate this shit yestdai cos of the lockdown I lost track of time and slept like a baby.Anytime i woke up i cud hear people tlkin abt me and gossiping bad things about me I asked ppl around if anyone visited the said no.The best part of this all was while i was asleep i went back throught time,bro I saw all i did dt i wudnt hav remember i was a third body..my parents were so young n happy.I spent years in jst one nyt.

Damilare65:
Too many jonsing experiences abeg, .
Shey na Colorado own we wan talk ni?

First time I tried Colorado wasnt funny oo, twas my friends birthday, I was chyking one babe , she was bragging that she dey sell loud, say no highness dey freak her etc . Me I was just smoking my purple loud dey catch cruise , then my guy (the celebrant) brought colorado for us, he warned me not to take too many puffs, naso I off my loud, begin drag the colorado, i took 4 puffs, the girl too , took 4 puffs,

Na where wahala start be that, guys in like 2 minutes I lost track of everything , like my head wanted to explode, I was sweating like monkey , even when I went back inside under Ac , I still dey sweat, I just go sit down one place I no stand up because I sure say if I stand up or try to do anything, na casting be that, I no go like make dem post me for instablog , that day i was just begging God and praying that if i come back from this highness, i no go touch any type of weed again for my life (biggest lie) . The girl that we smoked the shit together don cast for the party wey I no even know, because me sef I dey between cloud9 and cementary , I just see say the carry the girl come the room, dry pour water for her head, her teeth dry shake like convulsion, I no fit even stand up help them who wan cast? that was the end of the party for the girl oo.. she was just crying and begging people to help her. Lol

After like 30 minutes the thing comot for my eyes small, I just dey drink water, I even gave my guy my phone because I know that if they steal my phone that night I wont remember a thing .

Guys please don't jump on Colorado oo, no be normal weed, that thing na drug, even me with almost 10 years smoking experience, Colorado dey humble me everytime I smoke it, you no go even enjoy the highness , na torture abeg,, just stick to your Arizona or loud please colorado no be small pickin play oo

Lol. I no Dey Puff ham at all.
I get person wey puff co, naso him start to dey wash house

leetylee:
Hehehe.... My first weed experience was actually my last...
It was januJan 1st 2019 in the height of the newyear's celebration, my brother and I with his friend visited a froefrof mine who we know too well he does drugs and stuff. Fast forward we got there we were offered jollof rice and soft drink then this dude was talking bout highness then this dude brought out fresh SK , me and my brother who has never tried shit was curious to know how highness feels like so we hyped him to put it inside the rice, we consumed one bag of SK and asked for another plate of rice with another bag of SK inside after consumption we all went back home (the other guys place).
We sat outside gisting then this dude started playing music unknowingly we repeated same song and we love how it sounds first time in my life to hear a fast song playing in low tempo mannnn! We were enjoying the flow, we decided to take pics and we took a lot of shots laughing uncontrollably and something inside me tells me we not ok.
6:00pm sharp! I held my bros arm dragged him and told him we need to go.. fear gripped him and his body temperatur started to drop, my friend who wasn't affected laughed at us and escourt us to the shortcut leading to my house, the journey began! We started talking to ourselves, crying for mercy and at that moment I was restless, different voices in my head, hallucinations everywhere, thank God we found out way home, nobody was home we decided to pass the night at a aunts place, it became worse and I couldn't see, everything was bright and the ground was wavy, my mouth was dry could hear people talk buh what they were really saying wasn't what I was hearing... It was just all bout death and how I should end my life that instant I ignored... This voice came up again this time calm asking me why I took it and what is left of me, too many rhetorics, I had flashback of things I can't remember, saw myself in the future going mad lol it ain't no joke, I couldn't breathe nor sleep, restlessness was on the high, my head was having this cold feeling and headache too after a lot of mind buggin behaviour they took us to a chemist and the dude gave us drugs to flush our systems after everything I had a blackout which lasted for almost 19hours... The experience awaken phobia, panic attack and anxiety which I'm passing thru today, I vow never to do drug nor narcotics.... Experience is the best teacher!

GeneralPula:


Lol. I no Dey Puff ham at all.
I get person wey puff co, naso him start to dey wash house

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

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