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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes) Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes) Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes) Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Shoir pharoh na Bar owner dey hungry u,man beta bak off oo dis business no easy at all. Efemena the boss, u never told me ur taste |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 8:05pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Efemena_xy:Yes MA U know what that means |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Shoir pharoh na Bar owner dey hungry u,man beta bak off oo dis business no easy at all. Efemena the boss, u never told me ur taste |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 8:07pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
I'd catch a grenade for ya! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 8:09pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Pharoh: I can but try now. . . I demand a fool investigation into this crime against the proper usage of the English language. see as u sef wan murder the English Language Why i go lie for ya head . . . anyway the woman wey fight and run go congo republic go live to fight another day for jokes section. **scoffs!** How was your day by the way and hope you are liking my Milk & Honey Bar? Egyptian citizen - there's more to this question of yours than meets the eye. . .so I go jump am pass |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 8:14pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
jokingmary: Yes na - I see say you dey feel my vibes now you dey improve small-small El Guapo: I don tell you now! okay, for the 2nd time - can I pls have a devil on horseback and a shot of Bloody Mary?? (na cocktail be dat) |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
* Goes over to the Plasma T.V and turns it on * CNN TOP STORIES Suspects in Pakistan's govenor goes to court Woman raped in Congo's mass attach,humanitarian says Is China close than thought to matching US jet fighter prowess? El: Mtcheww Sick headlines maybe we should go Bbc? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Ohh! Bossy lets i forget. Our devil's on horseback has gone out of demand at the moment,so we limited the shipment from Dubia,maybe i'ld order some 4 u tonite, O.K? Here's ur bloody mary instilled with the best tomato juice,Voldka and spices. *pours it into her tumbler* |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 9:13pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
**pushes the tumbler away** I want my devil on horseback. . . |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:18pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
hey nigga watcha got? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:24pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Hey maam whats ya problem? . . can i be of help? eldav: Excuse me please . . can you go to the pub down the street . . we don't entertain thugs here please. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:28pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Pharoh! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Gosh!! Efemena do u know how much that tumbler's worth at paris? U're in for a Pay!! Tanimz how cn u be pleased huh? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:31pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
EL,pls come ere deres dis phucked up drunk who tinks im 1 of his hommies. get him outta ma syd b/4 he pukes on me. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:36pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
El Guapo, thanks for the concern, but I have scores to settle with Pharoh first. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:37pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
tanimz: Swit Hat . . How you dey? wetin dey make you vex na? El Guapo no give you better service? . . . You care for a chilled pure water? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:40pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Mschew. Na pure water you see to offer me? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Tanimz score ke? Now tell me it isin't sum bed stuffs, Eldav n who happens to be this |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
^^ What if it is some bed stuff? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:48pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
El Guapo: Make you mind where you dey poke your nose goo ooo . . . tanimz: Haba i just one use that one kill your temper na . . . Okay no vex so you go like take some energy drink? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 9:49pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
EL i heard one of his friends call him sumtin dat sounds lyk payroll or sumtin lyk dat when he was harassing me. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 9:52pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Pharoh: I no want energy drink! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:00pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
tanimz: Oya whisper the thing wey you tell me for my ears before amebos like EL Guapo begin poke nose for our bedroom matter. Make you bite my ears ooo . . . . |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 10:06pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Mschew. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:07pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
**listening attentively to this. . .** @Pharoh abi una nor complete your bedmatics exercises?? sounds like you left Mrs Pharoh High 'n Dry |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 10:09pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Efe, why you like to dey put ya nose for my business? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:21pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
who? me?? **looks around her** er. . .but I was talking to Pharoh now! |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dammizz(m): 10:29pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
*quietly enters & notices slight argument in front, one couldnt expect less in such place where almost everyone's been drinking* Anywayz, bartender serve moi criminally chilled big stout & a bottle of malt (I may need 2 swap should a familiar face shows up), u suppose get asun nah, I'll need some |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Eem, Am thinking about hiring some ladies to do some dance here tonite. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 10:35pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Choi! May God help you and the aproko spirit in you. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Dammiz here we go, *drops the drinks* So how bout Ujunwa ur wife,heard she's pregnant for the 11th time |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dammizz(m): 10:48pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Na soo Guapo, We've decided 2 b greater than we parents. Mum had 9 children &, *sips moi odeku*, we r trying 2 double it u knw. odeku has really been helping *sips again* |
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