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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?

Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)
Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes)
Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes)
Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes)
Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes)
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 9:56pm On Jan 23, 2011
element no p. I know u would hve done more for me(remembers about the ebuddy tip and smiles grin )

Efe no need lying to u(one of ma new year resolutions) but it does miracles to the act wink . Even though one has to free him/herself too cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2011
*swaggerz in like a college kid*


Hhmmm, sometimes i wonder if some people get any other better thing or relatings they gat do with dem life apart from Nairaland.



*adjusts sleeve and puff cuban ciggar*




EL guapo,
Why u dey always advertise to us say u and Mr Bones na brothers
As if we care?




Element i go like u and Idowu or CHIBABY to make up for good
And forget about TANIMZ
cuz road no dey dia my bros.

U go get the wedding I.V soon.




Thank u fellaz.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:04pm On Jan 23, 2011
* Pours her some drink *

Ok i now understand how u feel hun

Maybe u'ld give me time to think bout this Sin! Just wouldn't want to cause u more tears.
But ma White shirt. . .

Element u stil need this responsibility dont You?

Vick above Greeting? Abi u 4get ur manners 4 toilet?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:06pm On Jan 23, 2011
no long tin 
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 10:09pm On Jan 23, 2011
Mr.Bones:

element u fit meet me on YIM(later) for further discussion(for privacy sake)
no forget gist me o ponmo grin grin grin grin grin


@stud
plss no put me and hin name togeda sey i no do
kappish i don go bck on my leftovers na
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:12pm On Jan 23, 2011
hiya id how 're u doing?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Idowuogbo(f): 10:14pm On Jan 23, 2011
am gud baby kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:17pm On Jan 23, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Efe no need lying to u(one of ma new year resolutions) but it does miracles to the act wink . Even though one has to free him/herself too cool

wetin u wan free urself from now? tongue

El Guapo:

* Pours her some drink *

Ok i now understand how u feel hun

Maybe u'ld give me time to think bout this Sin! Just wouldn't want to cause u more tears.
But ma White shirt. . .

thanks man. . Gosh, I feel lightheaded - d'you think I'm drunk?? grin grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:19pm On Jan 23, 2011
Mr.Bones:

oh my! Almost forgot element about telling u about the G SpoT locating trick plus how to tease the unmentionables expertly, behind ear/button-hole/leg/other parts of the body tricks.

How to chop Womanliness with your mouth withoui gagging

And most importantly how to kiss effectively(not like Efe that bites). cool

maybe that gots to wait to our rendezvous wink before them ladies label me fuckmando

VICKS!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

c'mon take that back - besides, I didn't hear you complaining at the time

come to think of it - u couldn't get enough. . . tongue tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:25pm On Jan 23, 2011
id we miss u terribly oh! U jxt type two sentences then no more wink



what do u want to free urself from now

i refuse to answer that que- sorry undecided

wait Efe yes others were terrific except the kissing part cool
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jan 23, 2011
Efemena_xy:

thanks man. . Gosh, I feel lightheaded - d'you think I'm drunk??  grin grin

Your Eyes doesn't entail u're drunk. . . Maybe Been Ostracised frm love making must have been the reason to ur gestures. . . Lets jxt blame Vick!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:33pm On Jan 23, 2011
hey! Hey!! Hey!!! Roman No dey implicate me jor
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:33pm On Jan 23, 2011
El Guapo:

Your Eyes doesn't entail u're drunk. . . Maybe Been Ostracised frm love making must have been the reason to your gestures. . . Lets jxt blame Vick!

Vicks?

who be Vicks? na me tish am everything im know now

and na slow learner at that

that's why im dey watch p0rn to revive im memory smiley
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 10:38pm On Jan 23, 2011
lol
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2011
Lol

Efe i doubt ur last comment jor

Our family line have been known for its 'grab n practise' culture,maybe Vick took u as his puppet

Who knows. . .
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 10:44pm On Jan 23, 2011
hmm

well, that's for me to know and for you to find out

abi? tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jan 23, 2011
Whateva

Am begining to feel horn*y Tonite maybe i should go down the bathroom.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:06pm On Jan 23, 2011
self servicer lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jan 23, 2011
Yeah Cos u're aint helping matters here naa. . . And i've gat a big aversion 4 harlots.
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 11:13pm On Jan 23, 2011
abeg what is the meaning of self servicer? undecided
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Jan 23, 2011
ask El - Gap - O to target practise on you

by the time im finish wiff you, you go understand wetin self-servicing mean tongue tongue
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 11:18pm On Jan 23, 2011
Efe u mean something like dart throwing or target practice? grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:28pm On Jan 23, 2011
Yo! Watagwan bruvz!, gyalz grin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jan 23, 2011
^ You jam demon?

Vick You drew 2 all with Wolves and Lost 1-2 to Man City in Unibond = bad results dude, take heart!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 11:39pm On Jan 23, 2011
Mr.Bones:

Efe u mean something like dart throwing or target practice? grin

**sniggers**

yeah, sumthing lyk dat
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by MrBones2(m): 11:43pm On Jan 23, 2011
wow! I've got to learn too. Wanna teach me? Never mind.

Roman what about scotland?
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49pm On Jan 23, 2011
El Guapo:

^ You jam demon?

Vick You drew 2 all with Wolves and Lost 1-2 to Man City in Unibond = bad results dude, take heart!

Stop misyanin
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:50pm On Jan 23, 2011
You won me there naa 1-2 Consolation 4 u!
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:58pm On Jan 23, 2011
Dkele You know say u no fit gamble reason Lack of Morale. . . So leave Vick wey already bet make i update am
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 5:18am On Jan 24, 2011
Mis-yarnins
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:55am On Jan 24, 2011
Studio CFR:

Mis-yarnins




No mind the ostrich
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by blacksta(m): 12:31pm On Jan 24, 2011
wa gwan - grin

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