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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Femzaremz(m): 9:54am On May 30, 2020
E be like say na to dey wear nosemask bleep na im sure pass nw oo!
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Olude193: 9:58am On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

That is my fear. She get bad temperament and except I want it to end like this. The day i told her she infected me it was hell

If it's your sister won't you talk no

How old are you abeg

Can't you reason with your head??

Apart from the sexxx what else are you gaining from her... She dey give you out of her runz money ni


Abi why are you scared of her..

Abeg guy geerrra of hia mehn.....


I do not seem to understand... You tell her and it's left to her to treat herself.. and if she sees she doesn't need it it's her business...



I m beginning to suspect you sef, she fit be your girlfriend.. and you don looove up gan...
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by anthonyuncle(m): 10:14am On May 30, 2020
Pearlla:
it is not possible.
y do u think so
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Bright12660(m): 10:17am On May 30, 2020
Since you don't want to tell her straight, Use an unknown number and call or text her. Simple
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 10:48am On May 30, 2020
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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Stephenmoka4(m): 10:53am On May 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo
grin
A guy I know, told me something like this few months ago and he was serious. I was wondering if the smell could be compared to bad fruits or worse like dustbin or others. I have not done anything but, how bad is this smell comparing with something.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 10:57am On May 30, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
grin
A guy I know, told me something like this few months ago and he was serious. I was wondering if the smell could be compared to bad fruits or worse like dustbin or others. I have not done anything but, how bad is this smell comparing with something.

It's worse than the smell of refuse dump.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Stephenmoka4(m): 11:07am On May 30, 2020
Naughtysite:


It's worse than the smell of refuse dump.
Are you trying to scare me cuz that sounds horrible
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Rickmann(m): 11:09am On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:
I have this friend, we've been enjoying the FWB stuffs and you can tell that we like each other so much. We've been together for more than 7yrs. At some point, we fell in love but later broke up due to some temperament issues and unfaithfulness. In rudeboy's voice 'she gat alot of sugar daddies em plenty' but she doesn't deny me anytime I feel like doing the do. My worries now is that she stinks and down there is not encouraging at all. I wonder how those men manage to endure that smell. The last time I bleeped this babe mehn, na vomit I no fit vomit. I had to hold my breath, stylishly entered the bathroom and wash myself with detol. And guess what, the babe don dress up before I enter the room. It was disgusting...had to tell her to clean up before she reluctantly did.
I want to tell her how bad her thing smells but I dont want to make her feel bad. Pls how should I tell her?


Lol...permit me to chuckle please. Well, u need to put aside sentiment and tell her, if u still care . Yes, a man telling a woman about the state of her hygiene should make her feel bad.. but truth is, you would be doing her a great deal of favour. And she'll respect you for that. Trust me.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 11:46am On May 30, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
grin
A guy I know, told me something like this few months ago and he was serious. I was wondering if the smell could be compared to bad fruits or worse like dustbin or others. I have not done anything but, how bad is this smell comparing with something.
lwkmd...guy u no well o..mk i describe smell wey don pass to u?? its better imagined dt felt because i dnt tink its safe for u to go down there...it can be compared to that strong provoking smell of spoilt fish...experience is d best teacher shaa
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Stephenmoka4(m): 12:14pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:

lwkmd...guy u no well o..mk i describe smell wey don pass to u?? its better imagined dt felt because i dnt tink its safe for u to go down there...it can be compared to that strong provoking smell of spoilt fish...experience is d best teacher shaa
Horrific... U guys are trying on grin

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Osobi32(m): 12:27pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it
and u still get mind dey go down there abi..... Ur balls are made of metals abeg.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:30pm On May 30, 2020
Allornone:
We don't realize it but things begin to stink when we no longer need them. It didn't start recently, did it?

Tell her as honestly and humane as you can. And while you're at that, you might want to send her a cartoon portrait a night before telling her how cute she is. I can help with that.
Ok...I will give it a try
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Osobi32(m): 12:30pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

That is my fear. She get bad temperament and except I want it to end like this. The day i told her she infected me it was hell
oga tell her via text
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2020
anthonyuncle:
tell her straight up in a respectable way
What is the respectable way to tell someone she stinks??
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:31pm On May 30, 2020
Osobi32:
oga tell her via text
Huh You really want her to murder me??

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:32pm On May 30, 2020
Osobi32:
and u still get mind dey go down there abi..... Ur balls are made of metals abeg.
Condom is free bro grin grin

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:34pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:
chai...dis matter strong o..av bin in ur shoes but shes now an ex..when we started she was clean and nice bt as she kum start waka waka she jus de ooze dt fishy smell, i tried talking to her indirectly by asking her to clean up weneva am abt goin in and wen we are done even if she no dey wan gree and na by force tinz o..my matter worst wen c.d burst one nite n wakeup d next 2 days with serious infection wey mk my d look lyk burnt corn..ran a test n de said its serios yeast infection n i shud avoid such kinda gals bcoz c.d may not even help me...mumu me still call d gals months after wen konji wan kee me bt i double d c d bt dis time d smell don worst o..as she turn 4 doggy naim i perceive am d most n it was worst, gat to force myself cum n rush enta bathroom go wash with dettol n nearly vomit self, wen i came out she asked for anoda round n me no even kno wen i tell her say na sin n start to de preach against sex b4 marriage 4 her...no b small matter dt day oo
Lol...
Guy the last 1 way happen even shock me. After I baf finish I still de perceive the smell...dt smell no b here ooo...and I really like her

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:35pm On May 30, 2020
Olude193:


If it's your sister won't you talk no

How old are you abeg

Can't you reason with your head??

Apart from the sexxx what else are you gaining from her... She dey give you out of her runz money ni


Abi why are you scared of her..

Abeg guy geerrra of hia mehn.....


I do not seem to understand... You tell her and it's left to her to treat herself.. and if she sees she doesn't need it it's her business...



I m beginning to suspect you sef, she fit be your girlfriend.. and you don looove up gan...
Common grow old nah undecided undecided
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 12:36pm On May 30, 2020
Femzaremz:
E be like say na to dey wear nosemask bleep na im sure pass nw oo!
grin angry grin
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 12:54pm On May 30, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
Horrific... U guys are trying on grin
guy na watin man go do na??
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by paulolee(m): 12:55pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

Lol...
Guy the last 1 way happen even shock me. After I baf finish I still de perceive the smell...dt smell no b here ooo...and I really like her
i swear, u really sabi d matter...even say i spray better perfume, i still de feel dt horrible smell around my body
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by GermanyChaser: 1:02pm On May 30, 2020
but you bleeped her anyway lol.. bro you 've got to stylishly tell her..
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Atlanticfire: 1:06pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:
I have this friend, we've been enjoying the FWB stuffs and you can tell that we like each other so much. We've been together for more than 7yrs. At some point, we fell in love but later broke up due to some temperament issues and unfaithfulness. In rudeboy's voice 'she gat alot of sugar daddies em plenty' but she doesn't deny me anytime I feel like doing the do. My worries now is that she stinks and down there is not encouraging at all. I wonder how those men manage to endure that smell. The last time I bleeped this babe mehn, na vomit I no fit vomit. I had to hold my breath, stylishly entered the bathroom and wash myself with detol. And guess what, the babe don dress up before I enter the room. It was disgusting...had to tell her to clean up before she reluctantly did.
I want to tell her how bad her thing smells but I dont want to make her feel bad. Pls how should I tell her?

Give her money to buy 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day.

Most likely she will not buy it. If she does not buy it, then buy the 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and give it to her. Tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day for 7 days for your sake.

She will ask you why you want her to take the tablets, just tell her you want her to smell nicer for you down there, she will decode. If she still presses you for clear cut answer, then give her a diplomatic answer, tell her she smells a little down there and you want her to smell nicer so that you can find it easier to suck her. She will think she is doing you a favour, cleaning up for the upcoming sucking and cooperate with you.

Make sure you give her money to buy the medicine by herself first, if you buy the medicine by yourself without first giving her the opportunity of buying it herself, she might think that you want to poison her and refuse to cooperate with you.

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:14pm On May 30, 2020
paulolee:

i swear, u really sabi d matter...even say i spray better perfume, i still de feel dt horrible smell around my body
You for soak urself inside dettol o
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:16pm On May 30, 2020
GermanyChaser:
but you bleeped her anyway lol.. bro you 've got to stylishly tell her..
U still de ask this kind question for this century...lol.
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Nobody: 1:17pm On May 30, 2020
op how can a babe who smells have so many sugar daddies sad

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Phenomenal16(f): 1:19pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

There was a time she infected me with STD which I told her. She told me she knew she had infections and had taken injections to treat it. But I didnt c any changes. Even her mom was aware of it
...bia wait ooo...
Her mom was aware she had an infection or she was aware she gave it to u
Abeg i wan understand

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Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:20pm On May 30, 2020
Atlanticfire:


Give her money to buy 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day.

Most likely she will not buy it. If she does not buy it, then buy the 21 tablets of 400mg Flagyl and give it to her. Tell her to take 1 tablet 3 times a day for 7 days for your sake.

She will ask you why you want her to take the tablets, just tell her you want her to smell nicer for you down there, she will decode. If she still presses you for clear cut answer, then give her a diplomatic answer, tell her she smells a little down there and you want her to smell nicer so that you can find it easier to suck her. She will think she is doing you a favour, cleaning up for the upcoming sucking and cooperate with you.

Make sure you give her money to buy the medicine by herself first, if you buy the medicine by yourself without first giving her the opportunity of buying it herself, she might think that you want to poison her and refuse to cooperate with you.
I asked her bfor if she would want me to suck her someday and her answer was NO. I doubt if she would listen to dt excuse
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Ifabernard(m): 1:25pm On May 30, 2020
lefulefu:
op how can a babe who smells have so many sugar daddies sad
My question too...though I don't give a damn as long as I de enjoy my thing they go but I was never comfortable enjoying the puna
Re: How Do I Tell Her She Stinks? by Atlanticfire: 1:26pm On May 30, 2020
Ifabernard:

I asked her bfor if she would want me to suck her someday and her answer was NO. I doubt if she would listen to dt excuse

Then give her another excuse. Tell her she smells slightly and you want her to smell better for you.

At that point of the discussion, the medicine that will cure the smell is already bought, what will she do? Throw them away instead of taking them?

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