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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by iramure(m): 9:13am On Jun 03, 2020
tianshie:


Ha. I believed the Jesus in the movie "Jesus of Nazareth" (Robert Powell) was the real dude. I'd cry each time they nailed him on the cross. One day I come dey reason am say television camera na recent invention na. Why I dey dull. Another time we dey watch the movie, I ask my mama whether na the real Jesus be dat. She say, this guy na just actor.

Na the last time I cry be dat.
u see say na scam later

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Wierdceo: 9:53am On Jun 03, 2020
Plead:
That God exists.
Looks like you were an adult then and a kid now. You are growing backwards.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by scott04: 10:01am On Jun 03, 2020
Digableplanets6:





About the mirror go look up bloody mary on google and no matter what you do ,do not practice it.
so you believe that nonsense
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Wierdceo: 10:04am On Jun 03, 2020
Digableplanets6:





About the mirror go look up bloody mary on google and no matter what you do ,do not practice it.
Scary folklore.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Xmuslim: 10:23am On Jun 03, 2020
hardeshynor:
Life is all about choosing a good or bad will. If you tread the path of good will, you will see your heaven on earth, if you tread the opposite path, you will see hell on earth. These are basic laws of the universe...
angry

This make more sense (even though it is not proven empirically) than the afterlife eternal hell preached in some religion. Like what the fvck!

No matter the offence of individual, eternal hell is not justified. Even Hitler atrocities does not warrant eternal hell.

But what do kids know. We were fed with lies and we believed them
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by shakibell(f): 10:25am On Jun 03, 2020
I believe that for ur parent(especially ur mother) to forget wat u did so she won't punish or cane u, you'll remove one of ur eye lashes nd put it under her slippers nd mk sure she wears it then she'll forget everything.



chai no b small mumu
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Kyra1(f): 10:31am On Jun 03, 2020
Icezikagu:
angry kissI used to believe that in order to prevent d caset disc frm cracking u have to clean it on ur smooth cloth wink

Isn't it true? If it's not clean it will crack.
What makes it crack then
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by genitori(m): 10:32am On Jun 03, 2020
Professorcplus:

Definitely yes, you can compare a footballer and a professor.

...but the education you acquired made you debunked the dumbest thing you ever known.


Even if you didn't work with what you study, it opens up future opportunities. Even if you study engineer and work as a radio presenter, to get employed, you need that paper you read for.

An illiterate may have the capital but remember he needs professional advice; knowledge he doesn't own, value that is being paid for.


You seem not to get the meanings of education and literacy .
Literacy does not NECESSARILY mean how to read and write one; as education does not necessarily mean to acquire 'western ' form learning. This is just what the western world wants us to think it is.

Education is the acquiring of knowledge, in any form, whether formally or informally. Literacy is the ability to apply the gained knowledge to a situation.
This will guide u: there are people who went to school, that's 'educated' but when they apply the supposed gained knowledge, we see the illiteracy in them.
So did u mean to say that before the whites encountered the blacks, the blacks were uneducated and illiterates? Of course not.
This is the picture that Achebe paints in his 'Things Fall Apart' ;Africans were literate and education before the encounter with the blacks. Same picture is painted in the movie 'Black Panther ' .

My view though; subjected to debate.

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by genitori(m): 10:34am On Jun 03, 2020
genitori:



You seem not to get the meanings of education and literacy .
Literacy does not NECESSARILY mean how to read and write one; as education does not necessarily mean to acquire 'western ' form learning. This is just what the western world wants us to think it is.

Education is the acquiring of knowledge, in any form, whether formally or informally. Literacy is the ability to apply the gained knowledge to a situation.
This will guide u: there are people who went to school, that's 'educated' but when they apply the supposed gained knowledge, we see the illiteracy in them.
So did u mean to say that before the whites encountered the blacks, the blacks were uneducated and illiterates? Of course not.
This is the picture that Achebe paints in his 'Things Fall Apart' ;Africans were literate and education before the encounter with the blacks. Same picture is painted in the movie 'Black Panther ' .

My view though; subjected to debate.

Pardon my errors.
I hope u get my point.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:37am On Jun 03, 2020
Blyzz:
grin grin even till date, I still think lukozede if for sick people, to boost their strength. 1,3,4 and many really freak me then. I still remember when I swallow an orange seed. I remember praying to God that the seed shouldn't grow in my stomach!
Wow Hahaha

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:40am On Jun 03, 2020
Bahamas95:
1. That owl/cats are witches

2. Eating another person's food means you are not well trained ( Even till now I don't feel comfortable eating someone's food, lol)
Hahaha
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:41am On Jun 03, 2020
joyfullyjoyous:
1. If I put my hand in the rain It will get paralysed
2. If I break the television and enter it while watching American movie I will find myself in America
This your own no be here o

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:42am On Jun 03, 2020
Pavicx:
I used to believe that Everyone human on earth was a human being
Dread was for mad men
Beard was for criminals and terrorist
Youths are the leaders of tomorrow
Nigeria is the giant of Africa
Chelsea fans are tOuts
Nigeria will get better
I will finish everything school by 21 years old
Money was easy to make.
And above all
I used to believe in people.

Wow. This is deep

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:43am On Jun 03, 2020
Nooil:
This might not be related. But when I was younger, my brothers and I would visit our neighbor- a single man staying downstairs to chill with him. We would talk about so many things, the man will play the keyboard and ask us to sing one after the other.

One day, we were arguing about something in his house, we didn't know the man was recording it.

When we finished arguing, he played it. When I hear someone say the same thing I said, I will shout, you see, exactly what I said, I was right. When it gets to my brothers' turn they will do the same. It was after some minutes we realized it was our voices. If you see how we burst into laughter. That was our introduction to recording.

Chai, I miss those days, before the man married one annoying lady that will be frowning as if someone is quarreling with her. That's how we stopped going there. Women cef!
Thats an interesting story
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:44am On Jun 03, 2020
fairfora:
As a kid, whenever I accompanied my uncle to the post office to post a letter in my town, I used to think the letter always passed through the box to lagos directly by itself.

Whenever my milk tooth pulled out, if I declined to add some stones and throw it on top of the roofing sheets without making sound, I'd think my tooth would grow again.

I used to think white men who were teachers in the secondary school in my town weren't defecating at all.
Wow
Interesting
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:45am On Jun 03, 2020
Comedian2019:
I used to believe that all old men are wise. But I now know that foolish people also get old.

Very true.

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:46am On Jun 03, 2020
kingxsamz:
That there was some god in the sky ready to avert avert evil.
That when a woman has an accident and taken to the hospital, she'll give birth to a child
That the moon was following me.
wow
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by redsun(m): 11:46am On Jun 03, 2020
How about that you will go to heaven or hell when you die? Or that dead decayed body will be whole again sometimes in eternity?
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Dpsychologist: 11:47am On Jun 03, 2020
genitori:



You seem not to get the meanings of education and literacy .
Literacy does not NECESSARILY mean how to read and write one; as education does not necessarily mean to acquire 'western ' form learning. This is just what the western world wants us to think it is.

Education is the acquiring of knowledge, in any form, whether formally or informally. Literacy is the ability to apply the gained knowledge to a situation.
This will guide u: there are people who went to school, that's 'educated' but when they apply the supposed gained knowledge, we see the illiteracy in them.
So did u mean to say that before the whites encountered the blacks, the blacks were uneducated and illiterates? Of course not.
This is the picture that Achebe paints in his 'Things Fall Apart' ;Africans were literate and education before the encounter with the blacks. Same picture is painted in the movie 'Black Panther ' .

My view though; subjected to debate.
I like ur view
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Kfed4ril(m): 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2020
Professorcplus:
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth.

If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day grin


To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note.

To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger.

Guy no be today you don be ritualist o.

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by goldensoul55: 4:10pm On Jun 03, 2020
Professorcplus:

Definitely yes, you can compare a footballer and a professor.

...but the education you acquired made you debunked the dumbest thing you ever known.


Even if you didn't work with what you study, it opens up future opportunities. Even if you study engineer and work as a radio presenter, to get employed, you need that paper you read for.

An illiterate may have the capital but remember he needs professional advice; knowledge he doesn't own, value that is being paid for.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Ogbesinnaya(m): 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2020
Education is still the key but the problem is when got to where to ise the key , the padlock has been changed.

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Icezikagu(m): 7:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
Kyra1:


Isn't it true? If it's not clean it will crack.
What makes it crack then
Email me to learn more, i knw u all are still ignorant of dis
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Jessepaid(m): 9:11pm On Jun 03, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
Op if you really believed from number 14 to 29,
then I wonder how you finish primary school
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Kyra1(f): 12:26am On Jun 04, 2020
Icezikagu:
Email me to learn more, i knw u all are still ignorant of dis
You know we are all ignorant of it but you don't want to post it here for us to learn. Nevermind. Thanks
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by saintneo(m): 4:29am On Jun 04, 2020
AdaFidelis:
I believed my dad was not born instead he fell from the sky because that was what he told me.
I try that on my daughter if she asks.
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Icezikagu(m): 8:48am On Jun 04, 2020
Kyra1:

You know we are all ignorant of it but you don't want to post it here for us to learn. Nevermind. Thanks
Dont wori i will personally teach u... are u a science student?
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by sisisioge: 11:29am On Jun 04, 2020
tianshie:


Ha. I believed the Jesus in the movie "Jesus of Nazareth" (Robert Powell) was the real dude. I'd cry each time they nailed him on the cross. One day I come dey reason am say television camera na recent invention na. Why I dey dull. Another time we dey watch the movie, I ask my mama whether na the real Jesus be dat. She say, this guy na just actor.

Na the last time I cry be dat.

grin grin grin

Till date, each time I picture Jesus, that's who still comes to mind o embarassed
Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by tianshie(m): 1:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
sisisioge:


grin grin grin

Till date, each time I picture Jesus, that's who still comes to mind o embarassed


Aswear me too. They fcu.ked with our minds. grin

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Abcruz(m): 9:50pm On Jun 04, 2020
Dididrumz:


This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh.
Does God really exist??

Ever since God created the world, his invisible qualities, both his eternal power and his divine nature, have been clearly seen; they are perceived in the things that God has made. So those people have no excuse at all!
Romans 1:20

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Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by Icezikagu(m): 7:00pm On Jul 10, 2020
Davash222:
As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key.

So its padlock now, abi?

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