Danniedpastor:





"The fool says in his heart , there is no Good".

Are you a fool?
(It's a rhetorical question"

Dpsychologist:

Hahahaha chai Nigerian parents

Dididrumz:


This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh.
Does God really exist??

wisdomiskey:


[s]So predictable! I was expecting some dumbass to type this here just to appear "woke"

*Yawn[/s]!

bukiah:
I used to wonder how people enter inside radio and television. That was in the 80s

foleskay:
That one was damn real

babasadiq79:
I believed that india defeated Nigeria 99-1
ball turn to snake

1Sharon:


There's logic behind it. Lucozade has higher sugar content than all other drinks..so for energy I guess

chrish:
When my mum gave birth to my younger sister I was surprised to see her curly hair. I asked my mum if there is a saloon in her tommy, she said yes that when a baby is about to come out he/she will go to the saloon and make their hair. I believed her.

Dpsychologist:

As of then it was scary and sometimes fun. Now you will be wondering how vulnerable you are to have believed it.

Nairalandmonika:
I was in ss3 when I knew children came from Virginia not ass, quite embarrassing

Amiaraking:
As a kid, i used to believe that ladies urinate through their vagina

Eulalia:
Used to think people in a film or movie were actually in the television box and can hear/see us just like we could hear them.

Used to think "mambrose" was a precious stone.

Used to think the content in the small coca cola bottle key holder those days was real and always wished to break and drink its content.

Used to think babies were born through the navel.

Used to believe adulthood was much fun . I miss the carefree life I had as a little child.

Used to believe marriage was Rosy rosy like the fairy tales I saw as a little girl

Jokerman:
1. Swallowing water melons seeds will cause trees to grow in my belly

2. When I lose a milk teeth, I have to pray so that lizard doesn't eat it when I tie it on a sheet of paper and throw it on the roof

3. When I stomp on the ground, I'm matching the devil ; although some still stone the devil though

4. TV is the devil's box

Blyzz:
even till date, I still think lukozede if for sick people, to boost their strength. 1,3,4 and many really freak me then. I still remember when I swallow an orange seed. I remember praying to God that the seed shouldn't grow in my stomach!

Professorcplus:
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth.

If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day

[b] To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note.

To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger.

1Sharon:


Did you miss biology in school

Xmuslim:


That's blasphemous. The god of the Bible and that of the Qur'an are known for blaspheming non-beleivers. Not cool.

kingxsamz:


Most Christian folks don't have sense. It's known.
He aired his view and all you did was ask him if he's a fool.

1Sharon:


I used to think the films were actually real.

As a kid, seeing Zack Orji die in one film and seeing him alive and well in another movie confused the hell out of me

Eulalia:


.... You must have thought it was his ghost. .

1Sharon:


Loool no I actually thought maybe that film came out before he died in another

Eulalia:


Serious...

SolidLight:


You mumu o

Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

SolidLight:


You mumu o

Danniedpastor:





Please sir,
define BLASPHEMY.