Digableplanets6:





About the mirror go look up bloody mary on google and no matter what you do ,do not practice it.

Professorcplus:
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth.

If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day

[b] To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note.

To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger.

Dpsychologist:

Lol.
So now what do u believe

King3urna:
As a kid I believed Nigeria and india play a match they beat Nigeria 100-1 and Sam okpalaji Was The one who scored the only goal and died lol


I no go forgive my papa for this lie

Davash222:

Look at us now.. A Nepa bill holder is our president while a professor of Law is licking his asss.

1Sharon:


It is, you're right

Danniedpastor:




[s]And you didn't see that it's a Rhetorical question?




God is not an ideology, he is the perfect creator.
All your knowledge and wisdom can't understand the nature of God because He is s spirit. It takes only a spiritual man to understand God. He is not a course in University. HE IS THE MYSTERY ABOVE ALL MYSTERIES. HE IS SOVERO... HE WAS NOT APPOINTED OR ELECTED. Your opinion is not necessary when we talk about GOD[/s].

kingxsamz:


Think about it.
People only believe such because they grew up in a Christian or Muslim background. If you were born a north Korean, chances are, you won't believe that there's a god because you were never taught such doctrine.

Also ask yourself, what kind of god throws people in hell and watches a girl get raped and killed in a church? They say he's a good god, yet the evil. It's either they're lying or he doesn't exist, or both. Ask questions bro, you'll never get any satisfying answer from anyone. They'll only tell you to believe with faith.

Plead:


Bullshît.

Where was your God when animals were raping his follower/worshiper in his sacred house?

God doesn’t exist.

Quote me again and I’ll school you in the ways of common sense 100.2 tonight.

Xmuslim:
Google is your friend sir

Dpsychologist:

Oga talk tru didnt u also bath with the salt lol

Danniedpastor:



[s]My dear,the heart of man is wicked.
And all this evil you hear about signs of the end time.[/s]

iramure:
I believed the story of jesus was true

Danniedpastor:


lol
Just keep throwing words (even the ones you don't know their meaning).

Dpsychologist:
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

Martinez39s:
As a little boy, I used to believe that actors, actresses, newscasters etc were literally inside my TV and would sneak out and into the TV at midnight depending on their schedule.

Xmuslim:


In your mind now, you are the professor of language. No wonder you are religious - always thinking you know it all. You can't conduct little research of a word on Google .
Infact, I intentionally used the word blaspheming to mock you guys. However, contextually, I didn't commit blunder.

Blasphemy, in a religious sense, refers to great disrespect shown to God or to something holy, or to something said or done that shows this kind of disrespect; heresy refers a belief or opinion that does not agree with the official belief or opinion of a particular religion. Both words are also sometimes used in general, not necessarily religious, contexts.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/blasphemy

But "blasphemy" also has non-religious connotations in the New Testament and a range of meanings that have nothing to do with God or his authority. In the letter to Titus, the author adjures readers to be submissive and obedient to rulers and authorities, to blaspheme no one, and to show courtesy to all people (3:1-2). Again "blaspheme" here is often translated as "speak evil," which makes this nuance of the Greek word difficult to discern for modern readers. Interestingly, Titus shows again the relationship between kings, rulers, governments and blasphemy.

https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2018/1011/1002465-all-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-blasphemy/


NOW BURY YOUR HEAD IN SHAME BLASPHEMER