Notin.. I just survive

In my early days in South Africa, i had to steal a loaf of bread to eat one day when hunger wan finish me...Gone are those days sha. God don do wonders and after 4years, have paid back the bread seller just to be free

In a swimming competition I defeated billions of others and fertilized an egg

Me and my guy cleaned up a nasty gutter for just 5k.

I went hunting...

I drank Nescafe with cold water and ate uncooked noodles...

I claimed I was a native doctor. na only God and me know say I b fake. lol. that was then

carry Jerry can of water for one babe wet I won toast.... Chai...

I went to do sales girl in a beer palour, I left the third day when those guys were looking and touching at me anyhow.

Attended Owanbes (regular parties) on saturdays when someone pikin nearly died of hunger . That shit was a life saver for me during undergrads

I died for hours to survive

sharrap abeg

0KNM:
I died for hours to survive

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
sharrap abeg

you don’t know shït

sars dey pursue me and 2 of my guys for hood. we follow backyard things dey run. I was behind,my guy in front of me was fat ND couldn't run.worse part is he kept blocking me nd didn't allow me to pass.d other guy in front don giv us beta space. I just put leg for my fat friend ND he fell, I over took him. ND he was caught. I no get 10k to bail myself,I no follow for sars na 10k

illicit:
In a swimming competition I defeated billions of others and fertilized an egg

Every One Alive Did That....so it's nothing new

dont know, dont care

0KNM:
you don’t know shït

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
dont know, dont care

okay we hear you. Can you please take the steppings?

bk den for street i was damm hungry n broke...met a guy who said he wud link me up to sugar mumy n we split the cut...weeks leter linked me with one old, ugly and shapeless looking woman and the woman said i wud spend d nite and she would pay me 10k...dt was the worst day of my life, found out dt the womna was also d dirty type and even with the vigra and c.d wey i bin take, my stick refused to stand because dt woman jus too worst, cnt kiss her, cnt even bang her because she was so irritating and the worst was wen she asked for head, dt was wen i jus put on my clothes bk and walked out the hotel because even with a gun on my head i cnt put my head closer to dt scary looking evil forest, i swear if I try am my life no fit better again....ended up sleeping outside d hotel because it was late n since then i no see dt guy again because watin i bin plan to do am eeh..

paulolee:
bk den for street i was damm hungry n broke...met a guy who said he wud link me up to sugar mumy n we split the cut...weeks head closer to dt scary looking evil forest, i swear if I try am my life no fit better again....ended up sleeping outside d hotel because it was late n since then i no see dt guy again because watin i bin plan to do am eeh..

nah salt mummy he carry give you

callmeRichie:

nah salt mummy he carry give you

salt better...dt wan na go taste lyk vinegar