Here comes the season in Lagos when flood becomes your close swimming pool.

otokx:


Even here in Port Harcourt

Everywhere o

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
English is dead and buried.
"Water came ouf of the down of the house"
Slay queen has reverted to her real English when she jam Lagos flood.
Eko don baje tey tey

konkonbilo:
So when you want to move to a new apartment and your house rent is due during dry season in your former apartment, you'll tell your former landlord that you want to wait for rainy season before you move out so you don't go to a house or area that is been disturbed by flood abi

seborrhic:

So if someone is looking for a house in August or has been thrown out of his/old apartment in September or just wants a change of environment,he/she should wait for 9-10months to rent a house to see which one can withstand the rainy season?
See reasoning!

These are extreme circumstances you're painting. If you already know that you're not going to renew your house rent, it's best to start scouting for new apartments in a favorable neighborhood months ahead. Those who have ever been caught up in flooded areas where they cannot drive in or out, or have to bail out water from the house anytime it rains, will understand. If your relocation is an emergency (for whatever reason), then you must ask questions about the property and area from those who live around.

Simplyleo:
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Always getting pained when little fraction of what they give gets back to them. To them, they own the prerogative of insulting other people but shouldn't be told home truth.

When you give them a microscopic portion of what they administer to others, funny expressions start flying everywhere. Things like, "when it's absolutely not necessary", "you are a hater", "stop hating on us", "stop trolling us" etc.

Now get out.

I am not pained, but this is so inhumane of you. I know wickedness and envybfor successful Igbos runs in your blood, but do you have to expose it in a situation that requires humanity?

That response was absolutely not necessary for that situation. You can play the stupid tribal bashing in other threads I don't give a damn , but when it erodes the humanity in you, then obviously you are a disaster waiting to happen.

You cant change the fact that Igbos have bought a greater percentage of your lands in Lagos, and have built intimidating successful business in Lagos, there's nothing you and your lots can do to change that situation, if you don't like that Igbos have bought your ancestral lands while you were collecting 'OWOMIDA" you can use the lagoon.

Simplyleo:
Refund of rent?

I thought they own all the houses in ragos while others are the tenants.

From the accent that is an ibo person

Macphenson:



I am not pained, but this is so inhumane of you. I know wickedness and envybfor successful Igbos runs in your blood, but do you have to expose it in a situation that requires humanity?

That response was absolutely not necessary for that situation. You can play the stupid tribal bashing in other threads I don't give a damn , but when it erodes the humanity in you, then obviously you are a disaster waiting to happen.

You cant change the fact that Igbos have bought a greater percentage of your lands in Lagos, and have built intimidating successful business in Lagos, there's nothing you and your lots can do to change that situation, if you don't like that Igbos have bought your ancestral lands while you were collecting 'OWOMIDA" you can use the lagoon.

Dem dey pay for chest beating?

Simplyleo:

Dem dey pay for chest beating?

Chest Ko beating Ni!!

Go to Ladipo and see if what is happening there is by chest beating.

Go to Alaba, Trade Fair and ASPAMDA and tell me if what is going on there is gotten by eating Amala and Ewedu soup.

Go to Festac and tell me it happened by chest beating. The evidences abound all over Lagos.

You and your lots will only die of envy because "WHOM GOD HAS BLESSED, NO MAN CAN CURSE".

Rule number one
1) don't rent a house during the dry season cos you don't know what d raining season will look like

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Simplyleo:

Dem dey pay for chest beating?

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shatap there and get out

Simplyleo:
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Always getting pained when little fraction of what they give gets back to them. To them, they own the prerogative of insulting other people but shouldn't be told home truth.

When you give them a microscopic portion of what they administer to others, funny expressions start flying everywhere. Things like, "when it's absolutely not necessary", "you are a hater", "stop hating on us", "stop trolling us" etc.

Now get out.

Even with what you typed here, you're still not making sense

otokx:

Even here in Port Harcourt

SOME parts of Port Harcourt.

A refund. That's when landlord will say he is not in the country and will only return when rent expires

That money is gone . Just thank God for your life .

thesicilian:
Rule No 1: Never rent an apartment in the dry season in Lagos if you can avoid it.

that's very dumb rule

God will help us in Lagos ....

Eyah, it has really caused serious damage.

down of the ass. typical edo delta olosho

konkonbilo:
So when you want to move to a new apartment and your house rent is due during dry season in your former apartment, you'll tell your former landlord that you want to wait for rainy season before you move out so you don't go to a house or area that is been disturbed by flood abi

as in some people will just carry their fingers type rubbish, never rent until raining season lol

Bakare Estate is in Agungi Lekki
Agungi road flood is mostly 2ft high meaning if you drive through there during the flood there are 99% chance your car may be Flooded.

Pity!

U tell dem to use qualify engineers problem go come.

Una don c de result of cheap engineers now


I feels for dat lady

tot:


I didn't even know this was possible.

The thing self shock me

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
English is dead and buried.

"Water came ouf of the down of the house"

Slay queen has reverted to her real English when she jam Lagos flood.

Eko don baje tey tey

, I think say na only me dey hear am. That english self shock me.

I once faced this once and I can tell you it wasn’t funny...to all people affected just know say as your rent due for that place na to move but if na your personal house na to wait till government find permanent solution to the flooding

hahn:


From the accent that is an ibo person

Travel and be informed.

Dan for down

Has for house

Those are either Edo or Delta (warri) accent

Again travel and be informed. Anyone not having Yoruba or Hausa accent does not necessarily represent Igbo.

Shellsploit:
Okearo, matogun residents can attest to this!



Naijacardrivas sef

Add ishashi

Lol @ Yemoja's Palace

seunlayi:
Rule 2: Never buy a land you are not sure of during țhe dry season to avoid stories, people can put decking on top of yemoja's palace telling you it is a good land you may end up regretting you once bought a car instead of a canoe

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
English is dead and buried.

"Water came ouf of the down of the house"

Slay queen has reverted to her real English when she jam Lagos flood.

Eko don baje tey tey

U need sense, flooding happen everywhere.

”The water is coming out from the down of the house” - what kind of English is this? All these olosho no go speak pidgin, you dey speak rubbish still dey shout. Smh.

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
English is dead and buried.

"Water came ouf of the down of the house"

Slay queen has reverted to her real English when she jam Lagos flood.

Eko don baje tey tey

The "lenght of the water" she also mentioned was actually in reference to the depth of the water in her apartment..lol

IkpuNnegiEwu44:


Travel and be informed.

Dan for down

Has for house

Those are either Edo or Delta (warri) accent

Again travel and be informed. Anyone not having Yoruba or Hausa accent does not necessarily represent Igbo.

That babe na ibo babe abeg. I be waffi and that's not how we talk

If she was waffi or Benin you would have heard shuuuu or shuoooo