JOACHINpedro:
Where the roaster wey go give am belle?
Abi na you dy do the work?

Lol... this one doesn't know anything about birds.

iClef:
There is feed. The spaghetti is just so it doesn't waste.

The money I have spent on feed is more than the money I used in buying the fowl. The fowl dey overfeed.

stop punishing the poor fowl. If you need eggs in large quantity, go and buy a crate of egg

etrange:


Lol... this one doesn't know anything about birds.

Indeed

Once any animal of any type stay in my custody up to a week it's always hard to say I'll kill it. Just be there and let me be seeing you everytime and I'll give it a name.

It makes me happier than spending time with most neighbors.

F*ck no! That bîtch didn't lay egg today. I'mma f*cking kill her and get a new one on Monday.

A fowl can't have a p***y and not use it to lay egg every day. We don't allow that in my village.

The rate of people who don't want me to kill this fowl is much. Okay, let me just open the stomach like a vet/doctor and check if there is still egg inside. After that, I'll see it back.

I no understand Na cow u wan kill.. see as you gather knives for one fowl.

@Jacqueline22, you won't understand. Most fowls in Rivers State are cultists. They have jazz, so you need as many weapons as you can get.

So, I did the operation to check if there was still eggs. Surprisedly, I saw some. Unfortunately, as an unprofessional doctor, I couldn't stitch her back to life. I lost her. #Tears. Currently cooking and about to invite someone to come help me finish it.

To my abusers, I love you all — kindly take this leg.

Since there is no more fowl to eat the feed, I will start eating it like quaker oats.