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see my guy any girl way carry her pussy go give another guy when u guys still day date oga she go do the same thing when u guys get married oya use ur 99

ONYEUTALI:
I'll give you the greatest relationship advice that has ever been given. It's so alien I fear you might not be able to understand it. If you do, you'll live happily henceforth.

First, know that the perfect partner don't exist. If you still believe in that nonsense, quit reading my text.
Secondly, what do you want in marriage? Your partner, children, the title of Mister or you just want to marry because people marry? The two important reasons for marriage (for a man) can only be one of first two (or both of them). If you want children, you don't forcibly need a wife to have them. If you want a wife (or a wife and children), then remember the first point I made up there.
Here is the relationship advice.
Knowing that the perfect partner don't exist, you marry the better-among the rest (of course the "better" is subjective) and canonise her demons. You know what that means? It means everything about her must be good to you. You must love her and absolutely love her. Whether she's a Nun or a hoe. You have no right to ask your partner to change her nature to suit you. Why this? Because it is her you chose and she has every right to be happy in her conjugal life.
Marrying her and wanting her to stop a certain character is like buying a black car and painting it red. If you want a red car, go buy a red car. But since you accepted with my first point up there that a red car don't exist (that the perfect partner don't exist), buy the next-best colour and stick to it as the best (common sense tells us the Best/Perfect choice can't be edited. If you edit it, it's because it's not perfect/the best).
So if your wife cheats on you or you're suspecting her of cheating, tell her to sincerely tell you the truth. If truly she cheats and you don't want a cheater as partner, breakup with her. If she cheats and you think she's still the "better-among-the-others", go on and marry her but don't ever complain again, ara agbachila gi nti.

oga something day tell me say na the girl be this

ehee see me I day buy girl food I no chop no be say money no day but na base on say the money way push me call girl tell her say come make we go Italy or Spain) no day let make hungaly� cach me again shii una get

jawalis:
This website is fast losing it. I saw this thread on twitter yesterday and I have been observing it for long. A very high percentage of the news or information here are copied from twitter. I’m fast becoming addicted to Twitter lately and loosing interest in Nairaland

oga if u worn cheat on niaraland go on an cheat no come day tell us say u done day love ur side chick, we way no get Twitter we like am die

BareFacedLies:
Her face, then I check out the size of her breasts.

I also assess her height and imagine if it will be convenient to take her doggie style

mad oooooo

for me na her face be the first and secondly if I come say say one thing she put her sweet mouth oga na my type she be

see this one one, me way day cry everyday make God change my story na u day ask this evening I go cry self

oya give me her number I want to start a new one with her

omo guyz na true e get as a woman go give u sex u go taya my own girl now I no day pick her call now house of thT too much sex

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

this sweet me die broker than b4 hahahahaha omo u ehhh

me way day like show my self anyhow If am free that I will be coming like nairal M

this snake Will not forgive his killers no why u people killed her like say she still una phone

omo me self I done tayooo if I just pass one go sing am I a Yahoo boy when I no say na day give me money like this

as a man city fan I think we really need this boy spice up our front but the � no be here ooo

I day tell my guyz say na me day Bleep that girl way day form for school them no believe I tell the say I go show them

see mi guy if u get a girl try to make her come ur house for the first week she go do small sakarA if she come lass lass try make u touch her but no say she no go gree let her go, next week ask her to come again if she come try to go down with her,if she no gree make u touch her my guyz she come for the money ooo, I just give my style na too weeks e day take me no whether a girl day fuckabul or not

I love girls with body odour e day tone me one �

ur thing no day sweet her and she love to day change guy is not good for some to be doing one thing one all the time

for me I love to cheat but If I just day I go tell my girl please don't cheat on me and I day
mean am

Millimann:
Both Iheanacho and Ndidi play in the same club.

They both played their club's last match.

Ndidi is in camp but Iheanacho is still being awaited.

Is this a case of pride or what?

oga na the club day save am

for me if I get a new girl my main focus na the kind of language she day use in any given point if I sense anything way I no understand I day tell them na Yahoo plus boy you need no be me bye bye, na so I day take go I go just use 2k from the money go Bleep olosho make my mind came down

doing covid my girlfriend bro always come my house around 7am then na him day wake up from sleep then, na so him go gest me on how him life savings done finish for this covid of a thing na so I go day mumu day buy drinks we go day shayo everyday na so one day him day for toilet alert enter him phone omo see money way day this guy account I CHoKe I talk 4 like 24hours na so him my girlfriend tell her say him no no watin day do me say I no day
talk again.