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Religion / Re: Is Smoking A Sin? by 5p1naz(m): 11:50pm On Feb 28, 2015
If God wanted you to smoke, there'll be a chimney on ur head...

Jokes... grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Reason Why Girls Use Short Replies And Smiley In Chat(exposed) by 5p1naz(m): 12:07pm On Feb 28, 2015
Pervert...

the joke is dry

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Romance / Re: 8 Things You Should Never Do For A Lover You’ve Not Married by 5p1naz(m): 11:43am On Feb 28, 2015
Ok
Politics / Re: Photos Of Captured Boko Haram Members by 5p1naz(m): 10:43pm On Feb 27, 2015
These bokoharam boys should fight with their bare hands and no clothes on na... shebi western education is evil... how come they wear clothes and use artilleries made by educated engineers??

Fuk!ng bastards

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Nairaland / General / Re: Yet Another Accident In Abuja Today. by 5p1naz(m): 9:45pm On Feb 27, 2015
Jesos
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: The Beauties Of Nature- (pics) by 5p1naz(m): 8:58pm On Feb 27, 2015
XTnice
Politics / Re: Canadian Troops Withdraw After Boko Haram Attacks by 5p1naz(m): 10:23am On Feb 27, 2015
Nice way to tell Nigeria you are On Your Own

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Politics / Re: Amaechi Pictured From Behind Running To Get Things Ready 4 GMB's Chatham Outing by 5p1naz(m): 5:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
Okso this people travel out and see how good things are out there... but they come back and starve their people of good things...

Gej or Gmb
all na same

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Politics / Re: Ambode throwing T-shirts Along Lateef Jankande Road from his car(pics) by 5p1naz(m): 4:12pm On Feb 26, 2015
Stupid politicians
Romance / Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by 5p1naz(m): 3:46pm On Feb 26, 2015
Wife beaters are cowards... you have absolutely no right to strike a woman no matter what.

Keep ur cool or walk away to cool off.

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Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Looking Very Classy In New Photos by 5p1naz(m): 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2015
good...

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Crime / Re: Electrician Rapes Housemaid After Installing Decoder by 5p1naz(m): 10:26am On Feb 26, 2015
This was what really happened. The househelp and the electrician are friends, the electrician promised the girl loads of stuff before sex, ... but after sex he didn't fufil his promises.

House maid felt she had been scorned and she raises the alarm.

Because how was she easily overpowered for the sex part, but she was able to over power the electrician after sex ... even locking him inside...

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Celebrities / Re: Ageless Beauty: 60 Year Old Woman Looks 18 Without Plastic Surgery! (Photos) by 5p1naz(m): 2:53pm On Feb 24, 2015
She's gorgeous... I'd like to see her kids

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Family / Re: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by 5p1naz(m): 10:54am On Feb 24, 2015
"he case is scheduled to be heard on the 5th of March at the Ikoyi High Court"

Seriously?? Someone has no certificate and you're adjourning the case anyhow...

But this completely useless case already has a hearing date... unbelievable...

Sai 5p1naz till 2019 grin

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Celebrities / Re: Dr. D.K Olukoya Of MFM Is My Spiritual Father- Denrele by 5p1naz(m): 6:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
I didn't know he does comedy too
Celebrities / Re: Dr. D.K Olukoya Of MFM Is My Spiritual Father- Denrele by 5p1naz(m): 6:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
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Nairaland / General / Re: (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s Youngest Wife Unveiled - Photos by 5p1naz(m): 2:39pm On Feb 21, 2015
so city people decided to drop their water mark right on their faces. How can I check her out now.... tongue

I see her sideburns though. ...

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Jonathan’ll Resolve Their Differences – Yoruba Obas by 5p1naz(m): 9:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
Will this gimme 24/7 electricity. And will my street be tarred...

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Kills Over 300 Terrorists, Captures Many Others (pics) by 5p1naz(m): 3:50pm On Feb 18, 2015
show me pictures of the sambisa forest raid... we heard so much about that one but no picture. Hian

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TV/Movies / Re: Warning Over TV Which Listensin On Users by 5p1naz(m): 11:20am On Feb 17, 2015
Less bothered because even their smart phone cannot type my voice commands correctly.
Politics / Re: Is Professor Osibanjo Right With This? (PICS) by 5p1naz(m): 10:52pm On Feb 16, 2015
spot on
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 7 by 5p1naz(m): 6:11pm On Feb 15, 2015
We the admission hopefuls cross leg dey wait for march...

For the guy who asked the question about uni manitoba. use this site ti ease your tension grin


http://thegradcafe.com/survey/index.php?q=computer+science+manitoba

He be like dem nefa give anybory admission yet this year for your department... fingers crossed

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Religion / Re: 10 Countries In The World Where Your Religion Will Get You Killed by 5p1naz(m): 11:37am On Feb 15, 2015
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Religion / Re: 10 Countries In The World Where Your Religion Will Get You Killed by 5p1naz(m): 11:37am On Feb 15, 2015
undecidedAnd they say its a free religion and not a religion of hate... hian undecided
Business / Re: Business Ideas To Start With 50k by 5p1naz(m): 5:32pm On Feb 14, 2015
Where the hell is the unlike button already. .. so many scammers around.

The guy with the freelancer story. .. he's not a scammer. I give jobs to freelancers myself on those websites he's listed. Also for importation, you can get free information on this thread on nairaland by Ymodulus . This guy has taken his time and painstakingly analyzed all you need to do to start bringing things from china.

https://www.nairaland.com/1819824/newly-found-shipping-agent-china

Run from those scammers ooo... cheers

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Car Talk / Re: Valentine Day Tragedy In Festac (Photos) by 5p1naz(m): 5:10pm On Feb 14, 2015
@op evil wasn't lurking at any corner jor.

Rule number 1

Do not drink and drive.

Until you stop acting like you are accident-proof. And you begin to learn why there is something called safety rules for driving. Then you will understand, not everything is caused by the devil Or powers from your village.

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Romance / Re: What Will Actually Happen To Some Peeps After Val. (pics) by 5p1naz(m): 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2015
who is "fa-lantine" that I should celebrate his "by-day"

Squelches... kiss kiss

Shior..... grin grin

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Education / Re: What Is The Total Weights Of The Animals In This Picture? by 5p1naz(m): 1:25pm On Feb 13, 2015
put a $ sign before those figures and watch me give you an answer in miliseconds. undecided

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Crime / Re: Police Tortured Couple For Receiving Stolen Goods [graphic Photo] by 5p1naz(m): 12:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
This Nigerian police that is busy in lagos moving around in hired danfos and arresting people illegally.

Mounting road blocks illegally in streets.

Danfos causing mad traffic at roundabouts, road junctions and bustops and traffic policemen present at this scene collecting their daily bribe and letting this illegal drivers run their course.

What is the law in nigeria when the people enforcing the law break it with pleasure.

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TV/Movies / Re: My First Footage From New 'drone'! by 5p1naz(m): 2:02pm On Feb 11, 2015
How much did you get this for? I wanna get one too. Nuce footage... thanks for sharing

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