thenaijacoder:


You attended CEDEC. That's cool.

What year did you pass out from CEDEC Primary school, maybe I might have known you?

2006

darfay:



Lol
I rather not abeg but you fit be my senior Sha

Lmao....it's well my brother.

Pleasantness:
He has forgiven u. Sin no more child

lolz..yes mama...since u choose fo call a man of above 25 a child

I have had a couple of such moments but I will share the most recent. I boarded a bus to CMS but the driver refused to stop because of the Lastma guys so I had to jump down. As I jumped down, the next thing I heard was pprraaahhh. My trousers tore all the way. I stood at the spot for almost 10 minutes asking God why me.

I decided to cross to the other side and board a bus back to Costain. The next thing I knew, KAI don arrest me! I showed the guy my torn trousers but he was like, and so?Last last, they took me to their office under Apongbon bridge and threatened to take me to court for endangering my life. I had to bail myself with the last 1k I had on me.

One of them was nice though. He got a me a tailor to help sew my trousers. I pulled my trousers and sat in my boxers while the tailor was sewing them. People were just looking at me and my skinny thighs and started asking Kilode? Kilonshele? and all sorts of questions. I had to beg one of my arrestors to give me 200 naira for tfare to Lekki. To make matters worse, it was on a Monday morning. When I got to the office and told my colleagues, they laughed me die.

DavidEsq:

Since May 4th I have been going to court

But trial is not available in court nah

ymstar:

But trial is not available in court nah

Chai! Who no go no know Sha. I was at the high court sitting at Apo, Abuja, on the 8th of July or so and conducted a rigorous cross-examination on a staff of Ecobank. No be trial be that one?

My own na when i dae jss2, when i dae claim flash na so i miss my step fall 4 pavement and then i hit my yansh 4 ground naso everybody begin dae laugh me. That day i no fit cry bcus of d embarazment.

Kofisam:
My own na when i dae jss2, when i dae claim flash na so i miss my step fall 4 pavement and then i hit my yansh 4 ground naso everybody begin dae laugh me. That day i no fit cry bcus of d embarazment.

Lol.

dayleke:


Big lie.

Easy for you to say... You weren't there... But why would I share such lie,on a faceless forum,to chase clout or what??. Think human,think.

Kofisam:
My own na when i dae jss2, when i dae claim flash na so i miss my step fall 4 pavement and then i hit my yansh 4 ground naso everybody begin dae laugh me. That day i no fit cry bcus of d embarazment.