Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

I also had a class mate who always lied she ate rice, salad, spag this, that those days in sec school, Lasgidi, only for her to vomit fufu while ill. I mean, large morsel of fufu. I just hope she's not you cos I'm gonna puke.

The day me and 3 of my friends went to steal 5alive juice not knowing that the teacher saw us


The next day the teacher just walked in and said the juice stand up ,everyone in class was just shocked the teacher just came out with a cain and you ,you,you and you stand up that moment I just knew it was the juice we stole that moment I just blike I don die so this man go tell the whole class say we come him office come steal juice

But as guy man way the teacher be he was just like 4 of you follow me e just carry us go him office then tell us say him see us when we steal that juice say the next day make we bring 1 juice each

Emm22:
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u wan chop food wey still dey for fire? U MUST BRING the pot down then allow the food cool down..

nachinaGod:
Mine was in Secondary school..i was in ss1 then..
That i fourth fight i guy in my class , so while fighting d guy mistakeling remove my belt from my trousers ..while i was not on inner boxers...
Omo na so guy almost naked me oooo...na so i con dey beg d guy ...abeg abeg abeg abeg abeg for in class from wey girls dey.............no event no history

lmao from fighting to abeg abeg abeg omo your own funny o

The day I thought a car stopped for me inside school and as I was about entering and the man just said in Yoruba hope no prob
I just had to apologise shamefully

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Had malaria but stupidly stressed myself finishing assignment overnight, vomited all over my crush's leg and her desk. Spent the whole day in the nurses station, then I had to sneak into my class half naked because I forgot something important.

lecturer asked me the course code for his course naso I confidently talk wrong course code I'll leave what happened next to your imagination

BarrElChapo:
Every week this stuff makes FP. Aren't you guys tired

No, we aren't tired sir. The forum continuously urges us to 'discuss.'

Wanted to use an ATM at the gate of hostel entrance... Just stretch to come down from Okada, na so my trousers year from back reach under my Zip, and queue con dey the gate... O my God

nachinaGod:
Mine was in Secondary school..i was in ss1 then..
That i fourth fight i guy in my class , so while fighting d guy mistakeling remove my belt from my trousers ..while i was not on inner boxers...
Omo na so guy almost naked me oooo...na so i con dey beg d guy ...abeg abeg abeg abeg abeg for in class from wey girls dey.............no event no history

Lol. That day go humble you bad, brov.

Priam:


Kinda story of my life.

Told my friends in primary school I had tea and bread for breakfast. Along the line in class, I started feeling unwell and before you could know it, I was vomiting undigested elongated garri with the okra soup I had that morning .

Them laff me ehn

Just kuku kill me. Lol.

chatinent:
Mine was when I went to watch a fight after lectures and the guy who was defeated badly, angry as he was just attacked me amid a hungry crowd waiting for another fight asked me in a thunderous rude voice 'wetin you stand there dey do. Ehn, wetin you stand there dey do.'
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I noticed he was signalling some boys around too to get ready. All thanks to my smartness.
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As he was resounding his question (abi threat), he was busy driving his neck left to right looking for a weapon. O boy, I no do fine boy again o, I japa when I see this guy pick one iron blender (one f-bent rod used to bend iron).
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By the way, I was in a suit after a presentation in school. The guy beside me also ran to save his life. These angry cultist boys already don pick spanner, other types of rods while some came running (clearly they were with hidden jack-knives).
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I didn't know it was a cult thing gone brutal. Worst was na main road I dey run dey find where I go find solace. I was sweating like an animal as the suit wasn't allowing me freestyle with my shoe making crazy kon-kon sound. Truthfully, tears and sweat on my face came tasting so salty down my mouth. Oh God, I was hearing their footsteps come near. Nearer, nearer.. Voices were exclaiming between the race 'manchi, enter that guy na, ' 'run that guy overboard,' this that.
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I increased my speed. I never knew until then my legs were made of steel, such speed. Mehn, we ran up to one hour and to my utmost surprise as I was already gasing out still running, they passed me UNTOUCHED. Eh? I was just standing one place confused. It was later I realized they were chasing the guy beside me.
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I was very embarrassed. I was so offed. I have never stressed myself that bad all my life. I just retired to my hostel so weary. In the morning, I was just laughing at myself. When I reach school, I just dey look people face if anyone go laugh so I go know if anyone noticed me yesterday on Temple Run.
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Please share your most embarrassing escapades in school.

OP was doing temple run dressed like Michael Jackson...

See run..

NumbEmotions:
The first day I answered a question wrongly.

Between confusion, what will be going on in your head will be like: 'In the time of myth and the time of magic, the destiny of a great Kingdom rests...'

lol, thank God we turned out fine. even as little children, we had some behavoirs that were crimminal

Possiblegee:
The day me and 3 of my friends went to steal 5alive juice not knowing that the teacher saw us


The next day the teacher just walked in and said the juice stand up ,everyone in class was just shocked the teacher just came out with a cain and you ,you,you and you stand up that moment I just knew it was the juice we stole that moment I just blike I don die so this man go tell the whole class say we come him office come steal juice

But as guy man way the teacher be he was just like 4 of you follow me e just carry us go him office then tell us say him see us when we steal that juice say the next day make we bring 1 juice each

we dont dwell in the past

Babapyro:
So I came to class loaded with 500mg of tramadol, during the lecture i had my earphones on and was writing at the same time,the lecturer noticed me and asked me to stand up,I was high and not paying attention I didn't answer him, he asked like 10times and the whole class were looking at me for more than 10minutes without me noticing. After some time a friend of mine came from the back to call my attention to what was going on.i stood up and walked to the lecturer,the lecturer looked at my face and was immediately alerted to the fact that I'm high,he just said GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF. I packed my bag and exit the class escorted with laughter from the lecturer and my classmates.
Since that day my classmates began to call me ESCOBAR

Your Royal Highness, sir.

It is not about dwelling in the past, it is about learning from it, so we can be able to understand our children and help them when they face some challenges

weIMPORT:
we dont dwell in the past

Annie001:
The day I thought a car stopped for me inside school and as I was about entering the you just said in Yoruba hope no prob
I just had to apologise shamefully

Like "shey kosi problem?" . Lols

One of my departmental girl said no to me
Her name was mercy

So I cried and sang mercy said no i just don't want to let you go
Don't want to let you slip away , you don't v to be afraid ,. Mercy said no by mercy chinwo actually it's a gospel song but I converted it to heartbreak song

Las Las I found out dat d girl was into runs
10k to bleep her

Ajstyles01:
Was in class 1 certain evening(gns class) every 1 of us wer wit our handout wen d lecturer said we should circle a part in d note, d guy beside me was doinp rubbish so i strtd laffing at d boy, dat was wen d leturer pointed at me and said i shuld stand up he askd me y i was laffing i said ntin, he den said i shuld walk out of his class



my mate later told me dat he said i was laffing at a wrong spoken english he said

Lol. That kinda owl laugh.

donMIG:
I no read for test
I dei copy ansa from one girl
I never knew the lecture don dei notice me for school
Next tin I hear... Big boy u won't sit down one place n read u will dress up n b parading now u don't know what to write.
Shame cover me!
But na life we all had sh*tty freshman year

As you your borehole leaked? Lol.

BigSarah:
400level seminar presentation , took some alcohol for confidence ended up puking on stage. Worst part I ate spaghetti that morning I was literally a worm hole... But I think I had a good presentation aside that.

Literally you're actually a warm hole

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mine was the day my physics lecturer called me and my boyfriend out to solve a problem on board, meanwhile the whole class already knew we are Lovers, they started shouting lovebirds and the lecturer was just laughing...I felt so embarrassed

I'm coming to tell my own

seanwilliam:
Hmmm. That was the day I thief 4 packs of indomie in one run girl's room.. in nd1 , we follow dey same compound.. my padlock key can also open her own.. hunger don wire me that day sotey I dey ready to face the consequence.. the girl no dey sleep at home.. so the next day she came with her friends to her room( they wanted to change their cloth and go back to wherever they are coming from ).. naso she discover say her indomie and some other ingredients don disappear.. she shout give me that day I just dey beg her make she no loud the matter and that day my crush find me come, naso she came to find out what's happening.......... you know the rest

Hunger make you zero mind go do the undo.

I never forget the past, I learn from it, So I do not repeat mistakes, it has made me a more gentle, reflective and observative person, rather than dramatic and chaotic.

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playapayaski:
SS 2 in a chemistry class period, periodic table presentation and there I was right in from of the class explaining the group 7 elements with an erection.. Apparently I was looking at my class crush all along as I was about presenting, smiling at me.. Everyone noticed, my teacher had to ask what is that, then I replied "Sir I don't know o".
Avoided school for 2 straight days..

Your gbenga just say na en fall your hands that day.

remi1444:
make we see the good look. I wantu check something.

Lol.

blazebaba:


OP was doing temple run dressed like Michael Jackson...
See run..

Mehn. Don't pray it happens to you, brov. Your hands can't even swing well.

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

The embarrassing moment we depend on the place you vomited the fufu and the kind of people present.