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23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Allsingles: 2:38am On Aug 12, 2020
1. Do not have sex with another

2. Do not flirt with another because that is how unfaithfulness begins

3. Do not fake orgasms. Don't lie to me that I am good in bed, give me a chance to do you better to take you there

4. Do not insist on having sex with me if you don't take care of my heart. Sex begins by how you treat me when we have clothes on

5. Do not masturbate yet you have me. Make use of me

6. As you expect me to do stuff on you, do stuff on me too

7. Do not go around telling your friends about our sex life whether it is great or average. Keep it special. Keep it between us

8. Do observe hygiene. Take showers, smell good, get rid of odour, make use of body sprays, do not repeat underwear. Cleanliness adds to the sexiness

9. Have an affair with me. Yes, be naughty, kinky, daring with me

10. Kiss me anytime. You don't need my permission

11. When you want sex, ask from me. Touch me where you know I get fired up. You need it I got it

12. Explore my body. Do not copy paste what you read in magazines on me. I am unique. Study me

13. Send me naughty messages on the phone, when we chat. I like it

14. Do not fuel your lust for another

15. Keep no secrets from me. Affairs thrive on secrets

16. Let me know your close friends, especially those of the opposite gender. Don't get yourself in private and secluded places with them

17. Do not use your phone to entertain improper chats and threats to our marriage bed. Keep our marriage bed honourable

18. Do not go to places where you will get tempted to fall

19. Let us not hide our issues behind sex. There is more to our marriage than sex

20. Tell me what sexual stuff you want me to do for you. Your wish is my command

21. Do not hold back your sexiness or think sex is evil. Give me all your pleasure

22. Dress up for sex. Wear sensual lingerie and attractive underwear

23. Let's not call it sex, let's call it love making. That way, we are reminded it is all about intimacy, not orgasms......https://4evertogeda..com/2020/08/your-lover-will-definitely-cheat-on-you.html

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Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Nobody: 5:33am On Aug 12, 2020
Nice one but most of my Naija sisters can't handle number 6. Will mess up a good thing with 16,17,and 18 yet see no wrong in their actions until u dump them and they label u all sorts of branded names while overlooking thier own fuckups...
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by InfernoNig: 5:47am On Aug 12, 2020
Na wash. Sex is sex. No rules when it comes to sex. Just have sex the best way you can and enjoy yourself
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by MVLOX(m): 8:57am On Aug 12, 2020
not bad
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Nobody: 9:00am On Aug 12, 2020
Noted✌
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Stephenmoka4(m): 2:31pm On Aug 12, 2020
All this are likely pressing towards the guys, a low percentage of girls(geography-wise) will like such.
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Fmghewzy(m): 3:42pm On Aug 12, 2020
Ope ooo people don dey post sensible things small small,

Not dj cuppy yanch
Re: 23 Sex Rules if you want to enjoy sex by Richdad50(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2020
shocked

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