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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Meedon: 9:39pm On Sep 16
What shall separate me from the love of WEED? Is it women? Is it money? Is it... Is it... Is it...

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by arthorjnr(m): 10:15pm On Sep 16
Acumen01:
Arizona is regular u r just a starter. Take some Colorado and move to next realm

Nah, I'm good. Let me take the one I can handle.
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by lowkeybahdguy(m): 10:41pm On Sep 16
bruv stop being a lying ass clout chasing mofo.. thank me later..
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Tillatalk: 10:56pm On Sep 16
BornSnner9:
Once it hits the brain..The feeling is in three phases..
Phase 1: You go start to dey smile like mumu and laugh then you go reason how you don dey misbehave.. then you go wan try to coordinate yourself but you go come realise say you dey mumu the more..

Phase 2: E go come be like say you don dey mad and no recovery.. Then you go remember how your parents raised you right but now see how your life don end ( you go dey fear say you go begin enter dustbin dey pick dirty)..

Phase3: Now you go begin ask God say you no go ever try am again if him deliver you from this madness..
I no fit forget my experience till I die

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Adedapo57: 11:19pm On Sep 16
Dliquidmetal:
;DI cant totally relate to this lol those are the exact thoughts in my head when I started smoking, i had a thousand thought in my head every second literally
I swear
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by luscioustrish(f): 11:22pm On Sep 16
HomerTimpson:
WEED HAS 0 CHILLS IN IT BRO grin

Lol..I'm a female

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 11:34pm On Sep 16
You took Arizona. Or perhaps the blunt was mixed with something else.
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by ivumar: 12:03am On Sep 17
SocialJustice:
Fucking liar. Weed slows down and will make you sleep on first try. That is what it does, if you remain awake, you could start laughing unnecessarily.

Damn... You lied not brother
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Starboytwo(m): 1:03am On Sep 17
BornSnner9:
Once it hits the brain..The feeling is in three phases..
Phase 1: You go start to dey smile like mumu and laugh then you go reason how you don dey misbehave.. then you go wan try to coordinate yourself but you go come realise say you dey mumu the more..

Phase 2: E go come be like say you don dey mad and no recovery.. Then you go remember how your parents raised you right but now see how your life don end ( you go dey fear say you go begin enter dustbin dey pick dirty)..

Phase3: Now you go begin ask God say you no go ever try am again if him deliver you from this madness..
my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 [/quote] my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 level days[/quote]

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by kaynacy(m): 1:13am On Sep 17
not all of us have the same story
mine ehn

.my guys took me to a bush behind a field...and mehn after session on my way home, I could feel all my muscles as I walked...e even be like say I dey float at some point. I felt fly as f**k and the next thing,I was laughing uncontrollably at lame jokes, I mean I laughed for over 30mins until I reach house come gast compose myself make mama no go kana. it was a very unforgettable experience

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by sleekyjeva(m): 6:00am On Sep 17
Weed and alcohol not nice
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by pcguru1(m): 6:34am On Sep 17
Grrr8:
Early this month I just received payment for a gig and decided to go have some fun. So I hit up the closest bar to have a good moment with the spirits and some smokes.

I didnt know what was about to hit me. ya know?. I dashed in with hot blood. And had a few drinks. Then it happened. I got connections to get weed.

Quickly ran to the corner and dragged a few smokes. Dude!. I didn't know dude. haha.

Few minutes later, I started noticing a hightened heart rate. Bro, I stuffed my fingers in my ear to block me from hearing sounds assuming it was what hightened my heart. Closed my eyes. Bro, I started fumbling.

Next thing I know I headed into the rain to get rain water to cool me down. I started marching, soon after, to the counter to get water to pour on my head.

Long story short, I went home that night with a turned shirt (my favorite) without any idea what emanated.

Share your s!


cc: lalasticlala

I have gradually stopped now, but back then mehn i used smoke like 3 daily before heading to work, programming life. But weed bad e dey affect motivation and proscastination
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by idahme(m): 6:46am On Sep 17
ReluctantAdult:
You'd be like... what's going on? Why can't I feel my legs?
Wait... Did I say that out loud or is it my thoughts? Can people hear me?...wait... why is my heartbeat so audible? Is my heart going to jump out of my chest?...I can't breathe well... should I scream? Should I run? Am I leaving my body? Why am I separated from my body?...wait...are people hearing me?... Was I actually talking? What even is life? Please God help me, don't let me lose my mind cry I don't wanna go mad!! cry Please? Can they hear me pray? embarassed am I loud? Was it my thoughts?

Damn that sh1t was scary! I wanted to kill myself because I thought I was gonna run mad. I preferred dying cry cry



One reading real life experiences like this is mind blowing and scary....I will forever remain a Jew man to maintain my sanity so help me JAH.......

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by BornSnner9: 7:03am On Sep 17
Starboytwo:
my phase 1 mad gan, na ontop 1 stool i siddon ooo, i no fit come down, he be like say i dey ontop skycrapper, i swear... Phase two, i actually believe i went mad for a few minutes, i couldnt figure out my mind,as ive got like 100 of them, all working simultaneously... Na when i try read abc to z and i do mistake like twice it hit me.... Me, omo alhaja, na so i mad Haa, all my mama warnings, sermon con dey play for my head...wow naso i truly mad? Chai.... Phase 3, me and God sign deal, i swear... For my mind i just dey pray to God, God abeg if i smoke again call me bastard, God abeg, kill me ooo, kill me if my mouth touch igbo again.... I read "kewu", i beg God, God abeg just restore my brain make he dey work again abeg, at all at all for my mama, she don try abeg.... I no go forget that year 2014, 100 level days
Haha.. since 2014 you no try am again?
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by slimkhalifa: 1:30pm On Sep 17
BornSnner9:
damn niqqa.. once chilling with my g and two babes like that.. my g put a call through to a plug and the dude turned up with a parcel.. He then opened it and told me to smell it.. my niqqa as I perceived it.. the smell alone knock me out..
Jeez man
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Jfunds123: 1:38pm On Sep 17
Bros my own ehn after taking two raps of Pawpaw it’s was as if everybody was running in my eyes then I started running not knowing as I was on a mad trips....fvck me!!!
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by truthfulperson: 3:52pm On Sep 17
my experience with weed or is it arizona or colorado i cant really tell which my supplier gave me that evening and i chewed good quantity. It hit me fast and my eyes began to see very white cloud, i was in my room watching news where they were showing the libyan uprising, i saw Gahdaffi ranting and shouting at the protesters calling them cockroaches and i felt pity for him and prophesied that he will die soon, and that later happened. The highness became too much and i began praying ,hanged a rosary round my neck and picked up a bible and went out in my compound praying fervently that i shouldnt run mad. It was my last day with weed.

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Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by Grrr8(m): 7:05pm On Sep 17
truthfulperson:
my experience with weed or is it arizona or colorado i cant really tell which my supplier gave me that evening and i chewed good quantity. It hit me fast and my eyes began to see very white cloud, i was in my room watching news where they were showing the libyan uprising, i saw Gahdaffi ranting and shouting at the protesters calling them cockroaches and i felt pity for him and prophesied that he will die soon, and that later happened. The highness became too much and i began praying ,hanged a rosary round my neck and picked up a bible and went out in my compound praying fervently that i shouldnt run mad. It was my last day with weed.
You chewed yours haha
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by HomerTimpson: 7:47pm On Sep 17
luscioustrish:


Lol..I'm a female
OH! Of course you are,you don't have balls,right?
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by luscioustrish(f): 8:00pm On Sep 17
HomerTimpson:
OH! Of course you are,you don't have balls,right?

Already answered this.
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by HomerTimpson: 8:07pm On Sep 17
luscioustrish:


Already answered this.
of course you have LOL,i was just being playful there. I shoulda know you are,IDK why i always take your monika for a male one.
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by luscioustrish(f): 8:10pm On Sep 17
HomerTimpson:
of course you have LOL,i was just being playful there. I shoulda know you are,IDK why i always take your monika for a male one.

Lol.. it happens wink
Re: My Weed Smoking Experience by HomerTimpson: 8:27pm On Sep 17
luscioustrish:


Lol.. it happens wink
yours is exceptional tbh,i just can't explain the phenomenon. I'd check your p p!c like a thousand time in the previous LOL...cool

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