GreatMage:
What happened to the la click la bend gang?

kenzysmith:
Ozo see ur twin bro this one is even worst twueh+

waywardpikin:


Lol ironically I have been said to look like him. However, Ozo remains God-tier level Simp. I'm sure he has learned a few lessons from his experience.

Nengi even seems nice in comparison to this girl and what she put me through back in 2012. There is a reason why they say you should never date a broke beautiful girl.

Theslumflower:
Lol. What exactly do u guys mean by simp?

Automatically when you are good to the opposite sex, you become a simp? Lol nawaoh. Anyways, enjoy your transition to "Alfa" mode

Away from that, you have a good writing skill. Keep it up.

Moneysoldier007:
At one point in time we all did, if I talk my own here, everybody go gang beat me. Lemme comman be going first.

nwaezeemmanuel:
Like.

There is a stupid notion here that being an ALPHA male means you should be ruthless.

I pity the guys believing that nonsense and don't know what they are doing.

Would encourage male nairalanders to find out who a simp really is and not take it from some confused fellow here hook, line and sinker

ogasharpsharp:
I put her on a pedestal

Took her needs before mine

Never thought I could get anyone better

She was my first girlfriend anyway so I had little experience.

Waiting on your new story like kilode!

Camelot65:
Who's a simp and alpha ....?

Camelot65:
Who's a simp and alpha ....?

Theslumflower:
Lol. What exactly do u guys mean by simp?

Automatically when you are good to the opposite sex, you become a simp? Lol nawaoh. Anyways, enjoy your transition to "Alfa" mode

Away from that, you have a good writing skill. Keep it up.

Camelot65:
Who's a simp and alpha ....?

nwaezeemmanuel:
First, understand that these two things are usually personality types - and determined by society.

A simp is usually used to connote a guy that is overly desperate for a woman, obsessive and goes out of his way to impress - regardless of himself or others he may be related to

Here in Nairaland though, you're a simp if you're nice to a woman or talk well about them or do not join the bandwagon to hate on them.

nwaezeemmanuel:
An alpha male is used to connote a guy who is dominant and very independent.

Usually men who unlike a simp is confident and already values himself, enough to be valued by others.

Here in Nairaland, many guys get it wrong and think alpha males must be ruthless, do not need women and are fine on their own.

In reality, alpha males can be generous and gentlemanly at the same time - and definitely need people (because we are not robots)

That's right about Alphas. ...

BTW @bolded, I guess you're referring to MGTOW monks

Camelot65:
I also read "a simp is a man who overvalues a woman or places her on pedestal"........I also love your definition

Then judging from OP's post, I didn't find anything relating to "simp"

miracood:
I still don't see the "simp" part of this narrative

Camelot65:
I also read "a simp is a man who overvalues a woman or places her on pedestal"........I also love your definition

Then judging from OP's post, I didn't find anything relating to "simp"

Fact1:
Haa,,the thing simple oo,,,

Na so she dey comand me,,,,,,


She don get my mumu botton,,,,,

She go tell me say she want this i go buy,,,,

She go dey shout at me,,,, hago say calm down baby yunno i love you,,,,,,,,

She sha chop my money sha,,,,,

But unfortunately one nigga dey with her,,, haa lemme stop here,,,,,,,

I don dey feel moody,,,,,

waywardpikin:


To be honest, I only used the word Simp to elicit reactions from readers seeing as the word Simp seems to tilt towards the bolded on mainstream media these days. Of course, we all know that there is more to being a Simp than what is written in the original post. A lot of details were glossed over.

Also thanks for your compliment about my writing skills. I recently took a deeper interest in following my passion which is writing, and my whole gig revolves around highlighting certain events that happened in my life and making a thing out of it.

So... have you never been a Simp before?

waywardpikin:
Dear Diary,

This is a short story of that horrid moment in time when I dropped all my principles and began a regrettable journey towards becoming a simp. Enjoy!

HOW I BEGAN MY JOURNEY TOWARDS SIMPHOOD

Skim through if you dare! Let’s call it exhibit A. Behold, to my utter shame, my foolish musings! Mind you, the year was 2012 and yours truly was in 200 level.

I had entered school one evening to see her, and after spending some time together I decided it was time to go home as I stayed off campus.

We were not dating at the time, we were just friends though some sexual tension was steadily building between us.

She insisted we took a longer route leading to school gate and so I obliged her, our arms intertwined. We got to one lonely road and she insisted that we lie down in the middle of the road and stare up at the stars.

You know, the way they do in all those oyinbo movies. I rolled my eyes and teased her, it was something she always loved doing, watching the stars.

So there we were lying on the gravel in the middle of the deserted road when she laid her coconut head on my hard chest. I inhaled deeply and took in the night air as we looked up at God’s creations in silence, a sense of contentment about us. At that moment in time, we were truly very happy.

Unfortunately…

Feeling her body so close to me, her warmth on that chilly night, the smell of her hair, the smell of HER, my temperature rose and my heart started beating so fast because I instinctively knew what was going to happen next.

She must have noticed something was doing me because she kept asking what was wrong, the hint of a smile playing on her lips. She knew what was wrong… the sultry wench!

She was what was wrong with me.

After lying there for a while talking about sweet nothings it was time for me to go home. I stood up first and pulled her up into my yearning arms.

I held her close, breathing heavily, my arms wrapped around her waist, mischievous hands nestled at that delicate space between the small of her back and her big bum bum.

Lai-skin girl… Yellow pawpaw toh bahd. We die here!

We looked each other in the eyes, and slowly, sensually, I kissed her. My heart was beating so loudly I could hear it ringing in my ears.

We stood there sucking face while rushing each other, the ultimate entanglement! We were lost in a fairytale trance that seemed to go on forever, the memory of what was currently happening to be forever etched in both our hearts and minds.

We were both speechless as she walked me to the school gate to take a bike back to my place. Perhaps we were pondering the implications of what had just happened between us.

You see Diary, she had a serious boyfriend in faraway Lagos and yours truly was affiliated with numerous females as usual. It was a case of Yin meets Yang. Fire meets Ice. She was everything I never knew I needed.

The attraction was insane!

In fact, I dare say she came on to me and did everything possible to get my attention, even during those periods when she would annoy me and I’d go on to snub her.

The next day she broke up with her boyfriend and we officially started dating. And boy, what a relationship it was. In hindsight, I probably should have stopped at hello.

Till next time,

XOXO

Wayward Pikin.



Most people say that the era when people used to love with their full chest outside is long gone.

You know… the Pre-Buhari era.

Maybe they’re right, maybe they’re not.

Oya!!!

Over to you guys, do you remember that horrid moment in time when you dropped all your principles and began a regrettable journey towards becoming a simp? Share your experiences.


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https://thewaywardpikin.com/how-i-slowly-became-a-simp/