@Bado jnr
Me tuAlEtH u jare .omo mi

@hamid
Worra suprise u tryin to tasi me indirectly she.shame on u it came out wiv no swag
Garage u say stop reminding ursEf of your agbero days it must have bin tuff havin to wash 50cars a day jus for your feeding allowance . Awwwh poor u thank God u betta man now sha

Go ID ur spa no get bad shape 2much shaa

Hey chi
Gal ur eyebrows nids magic touch , seat ur fine behind down while I send amira round to sort them out

Ahh hu is amira again? I dnt trust jus anybody wiv ma eyebrows cuz if they are messed up , i'm equally messed up lol

Chidinma
Hey don't b frigid gal . Amira is close to gettin an oscaR on fine lines
She's best of bestest., in our spa she's nicknamed d arch lady so guaranteed she's gonA do a 007 on your brows babe



@ all
Hey my fellow jokers d spa would b open to limited services tomorrow,as my gals are gona b @ d AwArds gettin dier trophies for bin d baddest in dier zone.So in house subStitutes liKe badOsky jnr, efemena, chizoba , elguapo cud help u wiv certain services u mite nid.don't worri guys dey are tested and trusted.lastly I would b popin in and out tO ensure evrytin seats well

Urs evrly
0gbosky d Badosky
Muahhhhhxxxxxxx

Awww muaahh 2 u too madam manager

Nyt

Goodnight Badosky.

Id i no dey encroach on odas property,i get ma own.bsyds,he's a chelsea fan. Wil b dropn by l8ta 2day 4 a mud bath.

Tz Greeting Gudnyt at 2am, your sure say u dey enter class at all?? Its Gudmorning dear

Idowuogbo:


@ all
Hey my fellow jokers d spa would b open to limited services tomorrow,as my gals are gona b @ d AwArds gettin dier trophies for bin d baddest in dier zone.So in house subStitutes liKe badOsky jnr, efemena, chizoba , elguapo cud help u wiv certain services u mite nid.don't worri guys dey are tested and trusted.lastly I would b popin in and out tO ensure evrytin seats well

Urs evrly
0gbosky d Badosky
Muahhhhhxxxxxxx

Am begining to wonder why am the only male worker in d midst of tons of Ikebes
I Just Pray as the male worker here lemme be granted a massive Indoor Seduction amnesty, firstly frm the Maam manager Id then the ladies co-worker may follow suit

OPENS COMPANY FOR DAY'S SERVICES

Na only u dey shop? Wey ur madam?

hey y'all

oh i see el-guapo opened the spa today . brownie points for you later sweerie thanks babe

Appointment of d day
yinka and her sugar daddy mud bath
kdk crusty foot massage (pls whoever is dealin wiv dis dude today wear gloves cus hes toes are toxic beware !!!!)
efemens facials

so fellow substitutes i no u guys can pull through without me , pls lets ensure we seal dis appointments , u would defo be rewarded i promise >Badosky wud give u bonuses 

takia guys
mama luvs u muahhxx

^^ Trust us mama. We are up to the task.

El Guapo:

Tz Greeting Gudnyt at 2am, your sure say u dey enter class at all?? Its Gudmorning dear

Okoronkwo the bushman. In case it never occurred to you, I live in a different time zone from yours.

ID don finally open thread! Halleluyah!!

some peeps here dey make me go all: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

and some others dey make me go all: Urrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!

El Guapo:

@ Idowu, Woman u berra go employ pretty ladies here oo not girls ladies i mean ladies i repeat a gud xample of one is Lysaa not Efemena [She's got a torrid palms, i wont like going home injured] and for your info she'ld [Lysaa] be attending to moi alone a kinda customized Treatment

**smacks him on the back of his head!!**

watch dat your tongue boi!

*walks in*

hehe,i'm feelin d massage already!

eerm,hello.yes u,d fair,pretty lady,efe.

pls attend 2 me,tnx.

Oh who do we have here ,eldav check in on second floor ur service awaits u
Here a glass of wine to refresh ur taste buds. I must say u lukin ouuuuch!!! (Hawwt) 2day

*****about to leave the thread, but heard the word massage, MASSAGE .
rushed back, ID i need a massage, u know have been working hard these days
just to buy you that thing that i promised you. oya come rub that back for me well
well and my neck too, cos have been streching that neck too much, pls dont forget
to rub my thighs too o, dat area need special attention.

hey baby.

thanks honey,u r so sweet.

*takes a sip* u sure knw how 2 pick'em,i mean ur beautiful employees.

Hehehe my main shaReholder, ismaeeli baba u 4 wait for dividend now
Since u here I would send someone over to d suite u booked but I can only spare one of d ladies cus d spa looks like its gerrin pacKed wiv appointments.bear wiv me sir

Eerm,ismell.pls dere are oda ladies dat can attend 2 u,get ur thought off my babe,ID.

I hope we are clear.

thanks ID, i know u will never disappoint me. wait, i think someone is knocking on d door, maybe is d package u promised me. i will be back let me get d door first.

eldav:

Eerm,ismell.pls dere are oda ladies dat can attend 2 u,get your thought off my babe,ID.

I hope we are clear.

see u, u wan chop for where u know sow abi, abeg carry your tuketuke commot for my place joor. smsh

luk ismeeell,i dnt exchange words with locals,bt dnt insult me again,or else ur pathetic backsyd wont smell here again.

^^^ please dont disturb

baby bois stop quarelling now , lets keep d vibes in d spa pls
@eldav
i hope u enjoyin ur treatments ?,would like more snacks sir

@ismael
Oga u like enjoyment o , see as u spread leg open like woman wey wan born pikin
anyways am poppin out again tot i shud see how me clients are gettin on
enjoy bois ,cherrio

lol.

*Bright007 driving by $ his attention caught by the words on a slate written with charcoal!Anyway,parks and strolls inside**
Emmmm who dey here?Idowu!na u dey here?ok give me the following items;
Toasted crocodile from mars,fried cow wings $ hot dogs

^ Mr dont u read at all? The word 'Spa' and 'bar' how wld they resemble? Ibo man and crocodile

Efemena_xy:

ID don finally open thread! Halleluyah!! 

some peeps here dey make me go all: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

and some others dey make me go all: Urrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!

**smacks him on the back of his head!!**

watch dat your tongue boi! 

Jesuschrist of N.l! Efeme abi na Efere, wetin u carry knack me for head?? * Feeling headache *
Dont tell me that was a monday hammer!

^^Lol!!

Na your fault now!

nor be u say I get rough palms?

these ma soft, soft, tender baby palms

Take time o!

anyways, long time sha - how body?

Hello!

Hi Yinka!

Hello girls!!

Ms T_z long time! how've u been??

^^ I know, right?

How are ya? Beautiful day, innit?

I dey just splendid. My club won 2nyt. Are u goin to giv me my mud bath or what? I v an appointment