Chai I remember primary, secondary and village days
I'll be using Pidgin here


Age 5–8 : I remember one Muslim girl like that me know who dey find trouble first but I Sha know say I be big time trouble maker , be say she be my age mate she dey beat me back to back I dey collect am on promo and discount I go just dey cry dey find am to beat my own even if I still see am she go still beat me hands down I know no say her mama go dun carry go shop ,me know say nah everyday we. Dey fight but I know no who dey start or cause fight first



8–13 : them be this girl wey I follow fight she be 15 years much more bigger and puberty age well,

Well this Time I unleash inferno on am I be class captain at that time she dey always act like demon, so one fateful day for inside big Field we start wetin cause fight I know no but I Sha know say for inside that field I beat madness commot for her body I know maybe nah demon enter me wetin I know say our teacher no fit separate the fight she just dey shock as I wan kill the girl

After punishment she just dey shout for my head say I wan kill rose ní see how you beat rose like thief we just collect cane case settle she be assistance captain that time.





14–15 : this one nah for the compound I park too the fight I know understand the cause of the fight na stupid reason

Anyway the girl fine Sha ,we go fight tire we go dey look for person wey go separate us, he senior brother no even help matter him dey always be our referee we go tear each other clothes finish hit each other head for wall anytime we fight we dey always dey fierce and tirelessly with his idiot senior brother being the referee the girl come get backup one village girl like so one against two.... I dey always suffer am me no dey gree that fight we go fight am to death sowtey my mama dey always see tear tear clothes anytime she wash my clothes

But as we come mature to early 16 upward we Bleep like say we be porn star



Village girls : no record them dey always beat me like one way won choke me for bed I just carry go tell my mama she just tell am make she no touch me again

Or the village girl wey I follow fight for ss2 I fight so tey I start to dey cry when I dey serve punishment the teacher just look me tell me make I go class cause the girl no even show sign say she fight





Anyway you beat me I'll beat my own back if possible murder you I no dey look gender

Go and receive your medal from Buhari.

Dreadlock69:
Chaii I remember primary, secondary and village days
I'll be using Pidgin here


Age 5–8 : I remember one Muslim girl like that me know who dey find trouble first but I Sha know say I be big time trouble maker , be say she be my age mate she dey beat me back to back I dey collect am on promo and discount I go just dey cry dey find am to beat my own even if I still see am she go still beat me hands down I know no say her mama go dun carry go shop ,me know say nah everyday we. Dey fight but I know no who dey start or cause fight first



8–13 : them be this girl wey I follow fight she be 15 years much more bigger and puberty age well,

Well this Time I unleash inferno on am I be class captain at that time she dey always act like demon, so one fateful day for inside big Field we start wetin cause fight I know no but I Sha know say for inside that field I beat madness commot for her body I know maybe nah demon enter me wetin I know say our teacher no fit separate the fight she just dey shock as I wan kill the girl

After punishment she just dey shout for my head say I wan kill rose ní see how you beat rose like thief we just collect cane case settle she be assistance captain that time.





14–15 : this one nah for the compound I park too the fight I know understand the cause of the fight na stupid reason

Anyway the girl fine Sha ,we go fight tire we go dey look for person wey go separate us, he senior brother no even help matter him dey always be our referee we go tear each other clothes finish hit each other head for wall anytime we fight we dey always dey fierce and tirelessly with his idiot senior brother being the referee the girl come get backup one village girl like so one against two.... I dey always suffer am me no dey gree that fight we go fight am to death sowtey my mama dey always see tear tear clothes anytime she wash my clothes

But as we come mature to early 16 upward we Bleep like say we be porn star



Village girls : no record them dey always beat me like one way won choke me for bed I just carry go tell my mama she just tell am make she no touch me again

Or the village girl wey I follow fight for ss2 I fight so tey I start to dey cry when I dey serve punishment the teacher just look me tell me make I go class cause the girl no even show sign say she fight





Anyway you beat me I'll beat my own back if possible murder you I no dey look gender

beating is not only physical but can be pyscological beating,e.g a girl living her broke boyfriend for a rich guy who came back from Canada,gets married to this guy and lives happily even the guy built a house for her parents while you yourself languish in pains and poverty and always found in front of newspaper stand



I am still sitting on the fence

I have no experience to share, I have never beaten a lady.

Oh, I remember a girl fought with me when I was around the age of 13, I tore her cloth in the process.

Incase you don't know na me talk

It's happened in my primary schools days
Any girl wey try am now go use her mouth fan herself

It was one girl who was my former neighbour, always gossiping about me and making side talk to make jest of my girlfriend whenever she visits me. I was a calm guy enduring her rubbish and just hoping to ignore her till enternity until the evening she saw me going out to buy bathing soap and rush to lock the gate because its 9pm despite seeing me in the shop outside, I knock on the gate with anger, no respond but I could peep through and saw her sitting in the compound pressing her phone, I called my girlfriend from inside my room through my back window to open the gate.

After my girlfriend opened the gate I went straight to her and beat her to pulp, her mum and brothers attacked me but I used weapons like stick and bottle to injure them, the whole neighbourhood gathered us that night to make peace but I was still not pleased. I went to the police station that night to bring police officer to arrest them.
Since that day she gave me peace till I left that compound and rented a self-contain.
I am an introvert but dont push me to the wall, it doesnt end well.

Loveth the new village girl in class I challenged.

Loveth beat me for backyard carry me for shoulder dey enter class to show the world.

Her hands were strong like chair-legs.


I begged her with daily tips. Las Las she dropped me.


Loveth, the Ngwa girl. Daalu.

Me bi Lagos ajebutter that year.

I'm a young nigga dat time, that was when I dey for primary school,


I hate hearing shit, she said some shit aswear i use blow to remove her two teeth, thank god it was closing time i ran home,



What make the matter settle quickly is dat both mothers are friend, dem settle ham,


That day was one of the day i cannot forget in my life aswear i saw blood coming out of her mouth fear grip me i ran home instantly

can't count the number of girls I don beat for Lagos Nigeria

My own happen for Jss1. That year I just pass out from private primary school to public crowded secondary school. You know how the naija public school dey be, always wahala, different people and different character...

E get this girl for my class then jss1 C, I don forget her real name but I sha know dem dey call her babi. Babi na one tall gallant black girl sha, always getting into troubles with teacher and she dey get problems with students too.

Me na one small quiet dude then. I quiet unto the OT wey I carry comot from the private school wey I come from. One day some guys for my class kon dey yab this babi girl sha, dem yab her ehn, me self come dey laff. Naso babi stand up from where she dey come wozz me slap for where I sidon, carry my head hit wall join... I just jejely maintain and I no retaliate cos if I do na die for me be that.

My guys laff me but later go challenge her during break time, warn her never to touch me again.
For my jss3, when I don turn full bad boy, I later tear this same babi girl head with locker cover. No be the beef from jss1 I carry injure her o, she just fvck up then ni.

I wasn't much of a girl fighter.


So i will share this for a friend.

Back then when Men were little kids, bro, name withheld got into a scuffle with this girl built like a truck.

The fight ended before it got underway.

My guy collect 2 headbutt, 3slaps and 2 uppercuts. Na so we drag am comot from the next incoming headbutt.

When teacher ask wetin cause fight my guy refuse to talk make he nor cry on top say na girl mend am.

My guy get revelation say as a man say fight nor be im occupation na so guy swerve enter Newscasting.

Kenplay:
It was one girl who was my former neighbour, always gossiping about me and making side talk to make jest of my girlfriend whenever she visits me. I was a calm guy enduring her rubbish and just hoping to ignore her till enternity until the evening she saw me going out to buy bathing soap and rush to lock the gate because its 9pm despite seeing me in the shop outside, I knock on the gate with anger, no respond but I could peep through and saw her sitting in the compound pressing her phone, I called my girlfriend from inside my room through my back window to open the gate.

After my girlfriend opened the gate I went straight to her and beat her to pulp, her mum and brothers attacked me but I used weapons like stick and bottle to injure them, the whole neighbourhood gathered us that night to make peace but I was still not pleased. I went to the police station that night to bring police officer to arrest them.
Since that day she gave me peace till I left that compound and rented a self-contain.
I am an introvert but dont push me to the wall, it doesnt end well.

She actually liked you and was jealous of your relationship. Girls are psychos!!