SarutobiEky:


The dude you're crushing on.

Hey, you in Lagos??

That's a wrong starting line. Women have bloated ego

Binarytimes:
I Cheated On My girlfriend, note, girlfriend.. she's honest and committed and the said lady knows her, infact when the said lady called me, my girl allowed me to go see her because she trusts me.


One thing led to another and we Fu*ked. Not even as sweet or tight as my girl. I disvirgined my girl and we have been together since then.


My conscience is eating me up because she does not deserves this. I can't tell her because she would be hurt and that could turn to fever or health issues... She's very soft and i don't want anything that will hurt her and make her to cry...


The other lady is even in love with me.....

Ehn, tell her now. Mumu. Just say you chokes and want to be a bachelor again

SILENTandSMART2:


Lol ,



Please why is it dat you don't quote post properly ?

sorry sir there are 2 reasons
1 i am still learning how to quote and comment on nairaland
2 i am using a small 2g itel kpalasa phone
before you call me eleribu and arindin let me disappear

Womanizer:


Please five me your girlfriend's number let me locate and Bleep her so the equation will be balanced and you will stop feeling guilty

ok 08.06.0124.5.35

Don't tell her i gave you the number.

Send me the other lady's number.

Samakus:


That's a wrong starting line. Women have bloated ego

I don't give two fvxks about that bro, if she doesn't feel me, another lucky gal would, Eazy come, Eazy go. I can't be racking my brain every time for pick up lines when I am looking for creative ideas to get on that paper trail, ya feel me?

SarutobiEky:


I don't give two fvxks about that bro, if she doesn't feel me, another lucky gal would, Eazy come, Eazy go. I can't be racking my brain every time for pick up lines when I am looking for creative ideas to get on that paper trail, ya feel me?

a real niqqa spotted

SarutobiEky:


I don't give two fvxks about that bro, if she doesn't feel me, another lucky gal would, Eazy come, Eazy go. I can't be racking my brain every time for pick up lines when I am looking for creative ideas to get on that paper trail, ya feel me?

Ama feel ya bruh

Binarytimes:
ok 08.06.0124.5.35

Don't tell her i gave you the number.

Great, I will give it a try

Womanizer:


Great, I will give it a try

Na olosho go pick your call. We know the drill

Franktom247:



sorry sir there are 2 reasons
1 i am still learning how to quote and comment on nairaland
2 i am using a small 2g itel kpalasa phone
before you call me eleribu and arindin let me disappear

Lol, I'm not a bitter soul jare,


I don't call people eleribuu like dat


If you wanna quote peaple start after this last word from the person you wanna quote's post "[quote]" and you must give space also



For the case of your phone god will provide big one ,


Anyway God nogo shame us my brother

SILENTandSMART2:




Lol, I'm not a bitter soul jare,


I don't call people eleribuu like dat


If you wanna quote peaple start after this last word from the person you wanna quote's post "

amin jesu twale baba

Franktom247:


amin jesu twale baba

Lol

Womanizer:


Great, I will give it a try

Good luck bro

devilmaycry:
U will suffer for 600 years

shut up pull. @ OP go Bleep more punny you will be fine las las.

Una go just carry funny problems come here make we dae settle