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What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 9:53pm On Nov 25, 2020
Message To SIMPS..

Please Wake Up

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 9:54pm On Nov 25, 2020
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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2020
So sad

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by thesicilian: 10:01pm On Nov 25, 2020
When they start calling you names like good friend, bestie, etc, make it clear to them that that's not what you're here for.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 10:04pm On Nov 25, 2020
!!

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by ePoster: 10:09pm On Nov 25, 2020
thesicilian:
When they start calling you names like good friend, bestie, etc, make it clear to them that that's not what you're here for.
Shouldn't she consider a guy she wants to date as a 'good friend'?

Or your girlfriend can have a bestie?! It's cool with you.
Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by drezzyx(m): 10:09pm On Nov 25, 2020
I once told a girl, that you are like a sister to me.
If the girl see gun that day she for kill me. The hate i saw on her face that day where poisonous.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by ePoster: 10:11pm On Nov 25, 2020
Uzomacharles:
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Don't be surprised, some of those guys regard the girls to be their friends too...

And wouldn't want anything else.

The memes are funny though.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by ePoster: 10:12pm On Nov 25, 2020
drezzyx:
I once told a girl, that you are like a sister to me.

If the girl see gun that day she for kill me.
The hate i saw on her face that day where poisonous.
Typical of a pickmesha.


P.S: I'm being sarcastic.

If it were the otherway round, most men would attack you for being a 'simp'.

Weird that it's funny when a woman gets friendzoned.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by thesicilian: 10:13pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Shouldn't she consider a guy she wants to date as a 'good friend'?

Or your girlfriend can have a bestie?! It's cool with you.
Yes, she can consider him a good friend, but it's up to the guy to let her know his true intentions ab initial, otherwise she'll just push him into the friendzone. Sometimes it's the guy that slides himself into the friendzone by not making the first move
Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by ePoster: 10:21pm On Nov 25, 2020
thesicilian:

Yes, she can consider him a good friend, but it's up to the guy to let her know his true intentions ab initial, otherwise she'll just push him into the friendzone. Sometimes it's the guy that slides himself into the friendzone by not making the first move
Exactly! Most men slut-shame women who make the first move...

That's something society frowns upon.

How about if the guys an introvert?!

Most men even create threads on Nairaland: How do I start conversing with a women?

Does that make them simps?!

It's more intelligent to have a broader view of things.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 10:22pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Don't be surprised, some of those guys regard the girls to be their friends too...

And wouldn't want anything else.

The memes are funny though.

Sure


once you Friendzone girl first...

She will try all possible best to get out of that place

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by ePoster: 10:26pm On Nov 25, 2020
Uzomacharles:


Sure


once you Friendzone girl first...

She will try all possible best to get out of that place
It's a fact that guys generally overestimate their importance in romantic relationships...

Why does it seem impossible that a girl and boy would just be friends?!...none wanting anything more.

Funny enough, those are the best sort.
Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by tobechi20(m): 10:29pm On Nov 25, 2020
Not every relationship Should end in sex

In facts, to truely understand a girl you want to marry, intentionally put yourself in the friend zone state. That way she will pour out her heart to you. No pretense, no forming.

One mistake simps make is they do not discuss sex with the girl. Whenever she talks, try to shift the discussion to sex,... discuss her waist size, her bra size,,, what turns her on, her sexual fantasy, ..... D last time she had sex in the shower, swimming pool, etc . By discussing her sexual life freely with you, she will begin to think sex whenever she is around you. You are subconsciously planting sex in her mind...sex with you.....the question is, will you have the boldness to make the move?

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by drezzyx(m): 10:37pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Typical of a pickmesha.

P.S: I'm being sarcastic.
If it were the otherway round, most men would attack you for being a 'simp'.
Weird that it's funny when a woman gets friendzoned.
Hmm...
Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by thesicilian: 10:54pm On Nov 25, 2020
ePoster:
Exactly! Most men slut-shame women who make the first move...

That's something society frowns upon.

How about if the guys an introvert?!

Most men even create threads on Nairaland: How do I start conversing with a women?

Does that make them simps?!

It's more intelligent to have a broader view of things.
You may be right bro, but I believe an introvert is way different from a simp. Introverts are quiet but they still know what they want, especially the smart ones. I consider myself an introvert, but that hasn't stopped me from smelling a friend zone from a hundred miles away and taking the opposite direction...

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Newman20(m): 11:05pm On Nov 25, 2020
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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Nobody: 3:00am On Nov 26, 2020
This a normal thing all men do now. Why narrow it down to some simps?

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Nobody: 4:07am On Nov 26, 2020
i believe a guy wont feel offended if a girl regards him as her best friend if he also regards her as his best friend without anything attached.Having said so, following a girl upandan and acting all nice and practically going on errands for her just cos u want to see her pant or get laid sounds all manner of dumb to me.If u like a girl in a way dat u want a relationship with her then tell her ur mind and if she says u looks on u as a brother then move on.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by 444crop: 4:38am On Nov 26, 2020
All this simp and alpha thing, so what if one is a simp? Award dey for the thing?

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Psalmspsalms: 5:52am On Nov 26, 2020
Pls there's no strings attached on this but I really wanna be clear.
Must all friendship with the opposite sex lead to sex or sex oriented? I mean, OP, can't you be friends with a lady without having negative intentions of having the stuff inbetween her legs?
Or is this SIMP stuff all about something different.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Ekemeze: 6:43am On Nov 26, 2020
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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Ekemeze: 6:46am On Nov 26, 2020
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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Telegram234(m): 7:15am On Nov 26, 2020
Lord have mercy to guys. all this white ladies dey learn work na. a typical naija girl will take u to ShopRite and still spend ur money...

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Babara1994(m): 7:28am On Nov 26, 2020
CalliDora1:
This a normal thing all men do now. Why narrow it down to some simps?
All men are Simps

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Nobody: 7:37am On Nov 26, 2020
Babara1994:
All men are Simps
rephrase that statement now

Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Babara1994(m): 7:39am On Nov 26, 2020
SmellySperm:

rephrase that statement now
All men are big simps

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Godada(m): 7:57am On Nov 26, 2020
Babara1994:

All men are big simps


Your dad is our life patron and founding member doing simp missions at your mom's beck and call

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Nobody: 8:03am On Nov 26, 2020
Babara1994:

All men are Simps

Exactly.

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 8:19am On Nov 26, 2020
ePoster:
It's a fact that guys generally overestimate their importance in romantic relationships...

Why does it seem impossible that a girl and boy would just be friends?!...none wanting anything more.

Funny enough, those are the best sort.

They don't know

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 8:20am On Nov 26, 2020
Godada:



Your dad is our life patron and founding member doing simp missions at your mom's beck and call

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Re: What Simps Do (pics Included) by Uzomacharles: 8:21am On Nov 26, 2020
444crop:
All this simp and alpha thing, so what if one is a simp? Award dey for the thing?

Na simps dey chop last
SIMPs are alternative
SIMPs makes her chop enough but he doesn't partake lol

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