Nice pics pocohantas. I finally get an idea of what you look like.

saxby:
Nice beach to visit, but which kind indomie come be 2000 naira na

That's an imported indomie

Ikillbrokehoes:
Get dah fvck off my mention

Yes ke...I know say na your set be that small boy wey kpai on top ashawo so

Ikillbrokehoes:
That's an imported indomie

no be lie

judgedredd22:



vitamins and minaras included...

na wa o

Davash222:
Short girl pocohantas.

Short girls dey bad for bed sha, their sexual prowess no be here

Mellrose:


Yes ke...I know say na your set be that small boy wey kpai on top ashawo so

You wish, mind you I'm in my 30's

Beautiful in & out... I see why you live rent-free in some people's heads.

Nice pictures though.

pocohantas:


But I don’t need help in food ministry na. I can consume all myself. Soon...most likely Landmark.

beautiful poco.....
I will put my salary on you without regret

Good thread, beautiful lady and wonderful beach scenery . But my own is so nairaland has all this beautiful ladies hidden .we need a hangout to see this beautiful faces poco 600 years of enjoyment for you.na food I come this world to eat ooo grilled fish and iced whiskey with yorghurt can never stop tempting me. I work in ministry of enjoyments

pocohantas:
4— Arrival/Lounging

Are you saying the 10k cabana comes with food and drinks package?

Ikillbrokehoes:
Does that beach looks like American beach? abeg see question, where have u seen Africans scuba diving or skiing? smh

Haba! I have seen severally at various beaches in Kenya, Africans not Caucasians.

Isokay

ZaddyJamal:


Are you saying the 10k cabana comes with food and drinks package?

Of that value (10k)? Yes

Mindlog:


Do any of the beaches offer scuba diving and jet skiing?

And by the way, you have certainly used the evening newspaper bait to draw 'em in like pheromone trap that attracts the male fruit flies.

I am sure I saw people jet skiing at La Campagne Tropicana. Landmark offers that too. Not sure of scuba diving.

They gave me the tag and I accepted it. I owe them no explanation and if they were any sensible, they should know it isn’t what to mock anyone over.

mansakhalifa:


What

Tequita?

Guilness?

Budwiser?

Heneiken?

Sminoff/smiroff?

Cramberry?

Snapp??

Oh holy. Who is responsible for that list. It is a huge blunder on paper.

And Indoomies Noodles *collapses*

Lmao! Is it that bad? I am clueless on such o. I simply ask if they have a non-alcoholic drink and fish, every other thing is not my business.

Sorry o... Be like e really pain you.

judgedredd22:



I'm sure you had a nice time.

KwinPoco, I have a beautiful ring that will fit this your fine fingers o! Oya Holla back!!

I just dey look you.

Davash222:
Short girl pocohantas.

At almost 5’10, I am definitely not a short WOMAN...

Lovely pictures..

Beautiful. Good job. Will plan to visit it someday probably on a week day. I so much love going to the beach.

Mindlog:


Haba! I have seen severally at various beaches in Kenya, Africans not Caucasians.

Nigerians don't do both, I haven't seen any but perhaps jet skiing but not scuba diving

cococandy:


I want to try this menu

The descriptions of those platters and I won’t be sharing

You get mind. I am never brave enough to try anything grand in a Nigerian menu, except it is those premium restaurants that specialize in such.

TOM208:


beautiful poco..... I will put my salary on you without regret

Las las u go cry

Ms Poco on the beats. You have nice fingers.

Wahala for Nairaland's resident alfa meils.

Wow that meal looks very good for 6000 naira oo. Very cheap!!! I would like to visit soon. Makes sense

Gerrard59:
Ms Poco on the beats. You have nice fingers.

Wahala for Nairaland's resident alfa meils.

Wahala too for Nairaland's residential simps

Davash222:
Short girl pocohantas.

she is a beautiful woman oo,but very stubborn.try argue with her at ur own peril.

Goldenfinger:
she is a beautiful woman oo,but very stubborn.try argue with her at ur own peril.

Poco is not beautiful! You can’t term a short girl BEAUTIFUL.

Ikillbrokehoes:
Aunty go and marry

Please I won't take it likely with any isi aki that disrespects Pocohantas on Nairaland.

Your wife lives better than her? Just say you want to get noticed.

Okoroawusa:

Please I won't take it likely with any isi aki that disrespects Pocohantas on Nairaland.

Your wife lives better than her? Just say you want to get noticed.

Lolz who's this daydreamer?

mansakhalifa:


What

Tequita?

Guilness?

Budwiser?

Heneiken?

Sminoff/smiroff?

Cramberry?

Snapp??

Oh holy. Who is responsible for that list. It is a huge blunder on paper.

And Indoomies Noodles *collapses*

Star raNdler

pocohantas:
9— Sitting Pretty...

Hanty evening newspaper, why you go pass through my domot go beach without my permission nah?

Nice place, but nothing private about it!!

Twoclans:
Lovely pictures kwin Poco

I hope one day I can overcome my fear of water and visit a beach again.I always have this feeling one mami water will come and carry me .

I chase Marine spirits oooo
our business order is follow.
chase and comeback later = 1000
chase away forever = 2500
telling the Marine spirit to dey do you small small = 500.
patronize us pls

when next you go, pls help me ask the source of the water they called 200. pls,it might be curing hiv

pocohantas:


Lmao! Is it that bad? I am clueless on such o. I simply ask if they have a non-alcoholic drink and fish, every other thing is not my business.

Sorry o... Be like e really pain you.

Not really, ma'am.

I was simply scandalized by the fact that such a well-setup establishment could have so much blunder and misspellings on its menu and still not notice it or flinch at it. That, and the fact that they misspelled my favourite brew.

It's unbelievable. My opinion: they should hire a qualified proofreader to help with their lists ASAP.