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Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 11:45am On Mar 23, 2011


Man + Woman ***

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by MrsChima(f): 12:21pm On Mar 23, 2011
A REPEAT!
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Omolola1(f): 12:23pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phate, u smoke tapa?
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by MrsChima(f): 12:25pm On Mar 23, 2011
Something stronger.
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Odunnu: 12:30pm On Mar 23, 2011
Something like dry otapiapia?
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by MrsChima(f): 12:43pm On Mar 23, 2011
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Tosinville(m): 12:46pm On Mar 23, 2011
Poster
wetin be diz?
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by r231(m): 12:51pm On Mar 23, 2011
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 3:03pm On Mar 23, 2011


shocked shocked
Who da heck typed this piece of intelligent poo?
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by DAY12(m): 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2011
@ Phate07

You damn right!


A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Goldieluks: 5:35pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phate are you a cyber bot? shocked

this thread is total crap. undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by 197(f): 5:38pm On Mar 23, 2011
Faith07 is such a saddist undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Goldieluks: 5:40pm On Mar 23, 2011
he got this very boring personality.
this is what happens when you make use of two different ID's. lipsrsealed
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by 197(f): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2011
is faith07 someone else undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2011
DAY11.:

@ Phate07

You damn right!


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True! Especially Goldie, ma stubborn 3rd wife! angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Goldieluks: 5:50pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phate07:



True! Especially Goldie, ma stubborn 3rd wife! angry









Dream dreams,duh! angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 5:51pm On Mar 23, 2011
190::

is 190 someone else  undecided


True! 190 is someone else! angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 5:53pm On Mar 23, 2011


watever! undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Goldieluks: 5:56pm On Mar 23, 2011
Lmao,he's not even sure. tongue
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by 197(f): 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2011
grin grin grin

This faith07 is mysterious grin grin
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by 197(f): 5:59pm On Mar 23, 2011
Goldie he's Lost in Contemplation!

He said it, This dude is the most confused being here grin grin
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Goldieluks: 6:00pm On Mar 23, 2011
he don't have a clue yet. cheesy
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 6:03pm On Mar 23, 2011


Ok people: Back to topic! angry

Is Woman Man's Woe?
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by shakara4u(m): 6:08pm On Mar 23, 2011
sumtimes yes

abi na most times
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by 197(f): 6:27pm On Mar 23, 2011
rubbish thread undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by desholah(m): 8:23pm On Mar 23, 2011
Phathead are you high on Taba again angry angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by ShyOne(f): 8:27pm On Mar 23, 2011
The wrong mate IS ALWAYS a woe

Man or woman

Watch who you accept into your world.
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 8:29pm On Mar 23, 2011


No, Densehead! angry

Anwser the damn question! undecided



desholah:

Phathead are you high on Taba again angry angry
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2011
Shy-One:

The wrong mate IS ALWAYS a woe

Man or woman

Watch who you accept into your world.


First mature comment. undecided
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by Phate07(m): 10:39pm On Mar 24, 2011
Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by goodness85: 1:39pm On Mar 25, 2011
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Re: Woman = Woe to Man? by MzGreat(f): 1:51pm On Mar 25, 2011
pls guys what did dis post teach us

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