Lamanii22:



2yrs ago... I was 23....

Lol you still mumu den. Tot he was d one

LoveJesus87:
Lol you still mumu den. Tot he was d one

I swear.... Very mumu.... My problem is just that I truss people easily... My mind is too plain... And my mom's always warning me about it... She'd say "this is not abroad, we are in Nigeria"....

N.B: we've never lived abroad though.... But I watch foreign movies slot hence the way I think....

NOETHNICITY:
I sighted my crush as she went to the back of the house to urinate, after she was done I went to the spot where she urinated and with index finger I touched part of the urine and rubbed it on my tongue feeling the taste of the urine.
And I somehow felt nice about it thereafter.
The lady is in the US now.

Madness

morley411:
I painted her whole house still nothing come out, she no gree

How far, e get one girl that's looking for a guy to paint her room for free, are you available?

Lamanii22:



I swear.... Very mumu.... My problem is just that I truss people easily... My mind is too plain... And my mom's always warning me about it... She'd say "this is not abroad, we are in Nigeria"....

N.B: we've never lived abroad though.... But I watch foreign movies slot hence the way I think....

Ehyah. And that's the way it supposed to be. Open and trusting but the world has been very corrupted.

D guy messed up thinking he played a smart one on you and the funniest thing is that he may never get another lady who is open and faithful as you were to him den. Na their type dey later marry nonsense.

Hope that has not made you to change and become a player yourself as a result of heartbreak

dynicks:
damn niggar what!?...damn niggar what!?.....no talk better something now and see what I would do to you....

Ihatebuhariwith:
Me do crazy for which love? Just hear my story. Naso I wan go meet my gf for Ibadan o, I no call say i dey come, naso I reach ib go book hotel room o and I call her numb she no pick up, me wey be bad guy b4 i just reason barman ask am shay e get runs girl e fit help me call make I use am do short time.. U no go blv who show for my room..ajeh

Abeg tell me you are joking...please tell me it's a lie cos I don't want to believe it

Sleep outside with my lover as undergraduates till daybreak when we went to visit a friend of his and he was out of town

LoveJesus87:
Ehyah. And that's the way it supposed to be. Open and trusting but the world has been very corrupted.

D guy messed up thinking he played a smart one on you and the funniest thing is that he may never get another lady who is open and faithful as you were to him den. Na their type dey later marry nonsense.

Hope that has not made you to change and become a player yourself as a result of heartbreak

Oh not at all.... I gave love another chance.... I can't even play a game lol.... A player will always lie and I'm a terrible liar... I can't tell a lie and not feel guilty, you'd even know lol...

Easybela:
after I quit working, then bf convinced me to transfer all the money in my account into his so I won't be spending anyhow since am no longer working, I did transfer close to 800k to him. After a year,I visited Him and saw an ATM card with my name,didnt even know that he opened an account in my name,I secretly checked his phone alert and the money was very intact. It was risky, I practically placed my life on his palm,he didn't disappoint me even for a second, God bless that young man for me. Come 4th of next month, he walks me down to the altar.

Whaaat?

Mine b say I just meet this girl so then she no get fone so ever since den I no dey take am serious so wen she later get phone I cum across her so she cum tell me say her birthday na Sunday so we exchanged numb and insisted that I shud come so me wey get sense I no call her someday before d birthday mak she no bill for birthday money so not know say this girl go still call me on d day of her birthday that she waiting for me for come so I told her I will come so evening reach I get to the venue my people una no go believe wetin I first they hear from MC mouth before I enter the venue from outside na donation for celebrant mak I no lie I wait outsider for lik 30min plus weda d donation section go over wetin I still dey hear donation continue sharperly I find bike go bak home mak I go use my money Bleep and drink to my satisfaction instead mak I donate am wey I go see kpomo chop from d girl

Lamanii22:



Oh wow.... Things didn't break out immediately with us tho.... He began to ghost me... That was when I knew the meaning of 'ghosting' o.... the reason why I wasn't so down or didn't think much was cause I got a job afterwards, the job kept me busy....



He now later called me that he also got a job at Lagos State Sha... Imagine the audacity... He now said "I just thought thought you should"....


I was like is it not the same guy that was all lovey and gentlemanly.... He was just everything I wanted....

We get tired of the ones that actually love us and show it.
To me it's like I'm being choked when I have to reciprocate what they've done for me...at that point I give up.
But then it's mostly because I'm actually not ready to commit.

I once used my Dad pension money like 7k to purchase Admission form for my Ex . I no be Maina oo. Now the lady de enjoy with her husband.. Can't try such again now sha

Already shared the craziest one which almost cost me my life with my other monikers,,, not on this thread though

The second crazier was having *** with my ex at their residence while her family was away,,,, it was a bad quickie,,,, having missed one another so much. She was washing the bedspread when my then mother-in-law arrived. It's a day I can't forget easily. Konji na bastard

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kenzysmith:
demons full here make u dey announced ur wedding up and down 800k which kind work u dey do? hope no be runs o

Even a Councilor can't save 800k in four years.

morley411:
I painted her whole house still nothing come out, she no gree

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Geesaintagape:
I bought phone for one chinasa wey dey do Holy holy OK make she come as agreed she start preaching, oya give my phone she say never.
I went straight and reported to reverend father cos she b Catholic girl.

Lolzzz...but did she finally return the phone??

Lamanii22:



Oh wow.... Things didn't break out immediately with us tho.... He began to ghost me... That was when I knew the meaning of 'ghosting' o.... the reason why I wasn't so down or didn't think much was cause I got a job afterwards, the job kept me busy....



He now later called me that he also got a job at Lagos State Sha... Imagine the audacity... He now said "I just thought thought you should"....


I was like is it not the same guy that was all lovey and gentlemanly.... He was just everything I wanted....

Too much love,
He probably got tired and couldn't say it. But now he would also regret sometimes.
I ghosted like that and regret it as they were actually nice people and I just wasn't ready.

I used my last card to call Lola at the phone booth. Money that should have been used to buy food. That was in 2008.

apple30:
mmmn alot oo,I once value my lover more than my own mum DAT has but her life in d line for me he ended up
valuing an olosho neighbor of his than me ,I cook his favorite banga soup n starch wt my sweat for him after all d long tutorial i went thru my mum to knw hw to prepare it ,just becus I came late he reject it n said I should go I ended up throwing it away,after dating for 4 to 5yrs I became not sexually attracted to him,i went on depression for months lost alot of money mmnn ,good news is he open my eyes to reality ,let me rest my case here

What do you think could have caused the bolded? What is your relationship status now?

DamZik:
Even a Councilor can't save 800k in four years.

I dey tell u I just dey pity d man she wan marry

I traveled all the way from Lagos to Benue on her bday. Called her and told her I sent sbd to give her sth. Waited in a fast food and called to inform her the guy was there. She came and met me clutching the gift I got her on her birthday.
Omo dah babe ended up marrying another folk.

No kee yasef bro

Dizzyrascal:
abeg pls remind me who you fell in love with? Pls don't tell me it's Dominique the moderator ooooo

dominique is the best thing that has ever happened to me

QuitNotice:
I traveled all the way from Lagos to Benue on her bday. Called her and told her I sent sbd to give her sth. Waited in a fast food and called to inform her the guy was there. She came and met me clutching the gift I got her on her birthday.
Omo dah babe ended up marrying another folk.

No kee yasef bro

it served you right

igbwmedia:
Have you ever done anything crazy for love?

We've heard series of stories of people who suffered and even died all because of love.

Some people even decided to carry out some craziest things all in the name of LOVE!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done for love?

We would be very glad to learn from you.

Love or Lust

U will be amazed at the lust related stories...so many crazy stories abound...destinies destroyed, families destroyed...the list goes on

Thank God for his mercies....

apple30:
mmmn alot oo,I once value my lover more than my own mum DAT has but her life in d line for me he ended up
valuing an olosho neighbor of his than me ,I cook his favorite banga soup n starch wt my sweat for him after all d long tutorial i went thru my mum to knw hw to prepare it ,just becus I came late he reject it n said I should go I ended up throwing it away,after dating for 4 to 5yrs I became not sexually attracted to him,i went on depression for months lost alot of money mmnn ,good news is he open my eyes to reality ,let me rest my case here

it served you right. Sebi you dey take me do yanga that time, you said my prick too small and I be one minute man. Your eyes don clear from your visit to mr cucumber right? Your lost is now my Dominique gain

ehix89:
Hope it paid off

Still in the pipeline.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Real niggarrrrs don't do shit for love


Ogbeni you don old..most people for this nairaland don old.....na even Righteousness89 own shock me
Hope say you nor dey treck again o
You supposed don buy benz

Guy

nkemdi89:

Still in the pipeline.

I pray it flows just the way you wish...cheers

Sucking her pussy

AwesomeStormy00:


This is sick

Bro, I did a lot of sickening stuff when I was a kid