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My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:29pm On Jan 07, 2021
I like enjoying for no reason, but it's beginning to get obvious that I'm gay.

I killed a goat, bought wine, alcohol, juice, etc. and wanted to eat alone, but I realized it's bad, so I invited a couple of cute and big ass female friends to come help me.

MTV Base was giving us some mad jamz, so we decided to dance. Sadly, my dick refused to stand when the fine and endowed girls were rocking me. When I started dancing with my male friend, it stood.

Please, what should I do? Should I commit suicide for being gay or I should keep dancing.

Modified: Pictures deleted.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:31pm On Jan 07, 2021
Any comment without like gets free card.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by vibre: 10:35pm On Jan 07, 2021
Commit suicide

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by parkervero(m): 10:36pm On Jan 07, 2021
Those ladies should help you with Mouth Gig na

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Muna4real(f): 10:38pm On Jan 07, 2021
Crazy

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by rtdCivilservant: 10:39pm On Jan 07, 2021
This guy is 'fastly' becoming useless.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by gfon(m): 10:40pm On Jan 07, 2021
Legend on da beat,both slim and thick,na you get am.enjoy boss.#YOLO

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by gfon(m): 10:42pm On Jan 07, 2021
rtdCivilservant:
This guy is 'fastly' becoming useless.
omo i like this version of uselesness,na pro max.Dude is living his dreams,you just getting all worked up for nothing

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Biglittlelois(f): 10:43pm On Jan 07, 2021
This is weird, I've never known you to be sexually explicit, you are always about your books, advicing on ways to make quick money, what changed?

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:47pm On Jan 07, 2021
vibre:
Commit suicide

I'll think about it. This is a good suggestion.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:48pm On Jan 07, 2021
rtdCivilservant:
This guy is 'fastly' becoming useless.

Always

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by bunnae66(m): 10:49pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:
I like enjoying for no reason, but it's beginning to get obvious that I'm gay.

I killed a goat, bought wine, alcohol, juice, etc. and wanted to eat alone, but I realized it's bad, so I invited a couple of cute and big ass female friends to come help me.

MTV Base was giving us some mad jamz, so we decided to dance. Sadly, my dick refused to stand. When I started dancing with my male friend, it stood.

Please, what should I do? Should I commit suicide for being gay?

You don't need to tell me you're gay.

Na the owner of this website dey tear your yansh. Rent house give you, give you money mek you dey carry form
Dey insult people wey you nor fit stand in real life

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2021
I like this guy, very weird human being keep it up bro. wait no...... don't keep it up keep it down especially with guys. angry

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2021
gfon:
Legend on da beat,both slim and thick,na you get am.enjoy boss.#YOLO

Lol

Just giving my depressed haters something to chew tonight.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:51pm On Jan 07, 2021
Muna4real:
Crazy

Bitcoin and co are blowing off the roof, so I have no choice than to go crazy.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Mide3367: 10:51pm On Jan 07, 2021
grin grin cheesy grin

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:51pm On Jan 07, 2021
bunnae66:

You don't need to tell me you're gay.

Na the owner of this website dey tear your yansh. Rent house give you, give you money mek you dey carry form
Dey insult people wey you nor fit stand in real life

100% correct.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by gfon(m): 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:

Lol
Just giving my depressed haters something to chew tonight.
it's allowed bro,sha no let them kpai from high BP for your matter.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Vlain: 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2021
rtdCivilservant:
This guy is 'fastly' becoming useless.

I couldn't agree more. That boy and clout chasing.smh

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Pofgrace(m): 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2021
Lol see finish

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by bunnae66(m): 10:54pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


100% correct.
Lol nairaland big boy cool

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Nobody: 10:54pm On Jan 07, 2021
`

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2021
gfon:
it's allowed bro,sha no let them kpai from high BP for your matter.

No o! God will keep my haters alive for me. If they kpai, who will I torment or entertain? There won't be anyone to carry my matter on his head and get some cheap likes and shares.

Everything has been planned and haters are part of the plan. Without them, there is no me.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2021
bunnae66:

Lol nairaland big boy cool

100% correct.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by gfon(m): 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2021
Lol,who dey like my comments na.thunder fire you properly if you like this one.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by bunnae66(m): 10:56pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


100% correct.
Lol irritating gay.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:57pm On Jan 07, 2021
bunnae66:

Lol irritating gay.

100% correct.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by gfon(m): 10:57pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


No o! God will keep my haters alive for me. If they kpai, who will I torment or entertain? There won't be anyone to carry my matter on his head and get some cheap likes and shares.

Everything has been planned and haters are part of the plan. Without them, there is no me.
words on marble,true talk. If nobody talks about you,then you are nobody-Tuface

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by bunnae66(m): 11:01pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


100% correct.
Homo!

How many % correct?
grin

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Mide3367: 11:01pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


No o! God will keep my haters alive for me. If they kpai, who will I torment or entertain? There won't be anyone to carry my matter on his head and get some cheap likes and shares.

Everything has been planned and haters are part of the plan. Without them, there is no me.
mad o cheesy

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by rtdCivilservant: 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Always
Shatap! I used to think u were responsible, then I used to fancy ur books, but since I realised how useless u are, I have lost all regards for u.

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Re: My Dick Refused to Stand After Doing This [Picture] by Kidskywalker: 11:07pm On Jan 07, 2021
Enjoy but no forget say homo na 14 years

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