Kriss216:

Lol

I'm not sharing you with anyone, Denique.

So sorry for not replying your mentions, got banned.

You and your boo 99thenemy prayed for my ban and it happened . lol

As if I am ready to let you share her with me

@bold Denique come and testify to the goodness of the lord. Our Prayer and Fasting was not in vain, Prayer is indeed the key.

Lord Jesus you are great, you are wonderful, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Exporter and Importer of Nairaland BAN.


Kriss216, but wait oh! which of the Angels did God use to work wonders naw!? was it AntiSpamBot, Lala, or Mynd .

Righteousness2 , Righteousness89 , Uprightness100 . come and see the Lords goodness.

99thEnemy:


De.nique + 99th.Enemy = 1

Kriss216 will be the flower-boy at our wedding

Pray tell, Kriss does not see this. Your guess is just as good as everybody's.

You are a ready-made suya. How did you come up with the flower-boy tag?

Not even the ring bearer!

99thEnemy:


As if I am ready to let you share her with me

I doubt you people will be able to live peacefully with each other, so imma bring ezzycarter on board. Two husbands cannot kill me 'cos I did not kill my mother.

99thEnemy:

@bold De.nique come and testify to the goodness of the lord. Our Prayer and Fasting was not in vain, Prayer is indeed the key.

Hmmm...
First thing first, Kriss, I never partook in the prayer o before you wee use mouth and pick me like beans now.

99thEnemy:

Lord Jesus you are great, you are wonderful, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Exporter and Importer of Nairaland BAN.

See how you are happy your friend got banned. Well, his mouth sef nor good. Ka ma paro; Ka ma jale, enu won oda.

99thEnemy:

Kriss216, but wait oh! which of the Angels did God use to work wonders naw!? was it AntiSpamBot, Lala, or Mynd

Well, let's just say he got served by the powers that be.

99thEnemy:

Righteousness.2 , Righteousness.89 , Uprightness.100 . come and see the Lords goodness.

You are living up to your name. Household Nairaland enemy.

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Do you know I quote Kriss without having to look up the moniker these days and I have a 99.99999% accuracy just as his statistics on Nigerian girls says and that is because his comments are not only funny but too sharp for his mouth (except when he attacks us ). You can tell he's the one.
Kriss, I hope you now know the household enemy that pastor has been telling you about?

Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about jawalis, your jealous lover?


Denique, you don’t have to deny anything. Your boo already ascertained both of you did fasting and prayers so I can be banned. It’s alright. God truly answered you guys prayers.


Like, you know my ‘handwriting’ now?

Kriss216:
Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about jawalis, your jealous lover?


Denique, you don’t have to deny anything. Your boo already ascertained both of you did fasting and prayers so I can be banned. It’s alright. God truly answered you guys prayers.


Like, you know my ‘handwriting’ now?

Jealous? Damn.
Anyways; Denique worths it all.

Kriss216:
Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about jawalis, your jealous lover?


Denique, you don’t have to deny anything. Your boo already ascertained both of you did fasting and prayers so I can be banned. It’s alright. God truly answered you guys prayers.


Like, you know my ‘handwriting’ now?

Kriss216:


Lol

Oh!, Cause how EzzyCarter? regards another him called Jawalis, thy begrudging partner?

Farida Denique , thou not contradict thy boo-boo, for he whom the later established thou art partook in fast with prayer to attend so I be forbade.

It's satisfactory Abba Father answereth thy prayers.

Dika, imara aka aka m ugbu a?

I just offered my free transcription service for easy comprehension

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@Kriss216, Jawalis is not a jealous lover. He's just protective of me.

You can't be too sure with 99thenemy. He suggested to me that we pray for your ban. I offered just about 10% of the prayers.

And yes, I can tell your comments whenever/wherever I see 'em. Witty and fierce even though we both know you laugh when you make the latter.

One more thing, please tell 99thenemy to reduce his thesis. Look how he gave me an unseen prose @the comment above.

jawalis:

Jealous? Damn.
Anyways; Denique worths it all.

Jawalis , when the number of enemies you've got is exactly 98 please inform me ASAP

Denique:
@Kriss216, Jawalis is not a jealous lover. He's just protective of me.

You can't be too sure with 99thenemy. He suggested to me that we pray for your ban. I offered just about 10% of the prayers.

And yes, I can tell your comments whenever/wherever I see 'em. Witty and fierce even though we both know you laugh when you make the latter.

One more thing, please tell 99thenemy to reduce his thesis. Look how he gave me an unseen prose @the comment above.

Awwwwn, protective gear

That 10% is deadlier than 99thenemy 90%.

I hardly laugh, so I can’t imagine myself laughing when making a post.


Seems the poet removed his post. Can’t see nothing there.

99thEnemy:


Jawa.lis , when the number of enemies you've got is exactly 98 please inform me ASAP

@thebolded:

jawalis:
Jealous? Damn. Anyways; Denique worths it all.

99thenemy, you got company here.

99thEnemy:


Jawalis , when the number of enemies you've got is exactly 98 please inform me ASAP

Hahahahahaha


This God is too good. My God will always fight for me.

99thEnemy:


Jawalis , when the number of enemies you've got is exactly 98 please inform me ASAP

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

Kriss216:

99thenemy, you got company here.

Just kill me with laugh bro. A bottle of cold Goldberg Pepsi for you

jawalis:

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

I love your last line. Shows a man who truly know and value what he wants. You have my vote.

I’m solidly behind you on this. Onions man got nothing on you. Who onions hep?

Kriss216:

Awwwwn, protective gear

That 10% is deadlier than 99thenemy 90%.

I hardly laugh, so I can’t imagine myself laughing when making a post.


Seems the poet removed his post. Can’t see nothing there.

Helmet, whatever... at least I've got protection.

So, you siding with him?

We both know you do. Like you are doing tonight.

I actually meant the long long notes he left up there.

Now laugh and tell me good night.

Kriss216:

I love your last line. Shows a man who truly know and value what he wants. You have my vote.

I’m solidly behind you on this. Onions man got nothing on you. Who onions hep?

Onion can turn you to millionaire in Lagos now these days.

jawalis:

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

Don't I just love youuuuuu. I'm so emotional right now. I need a wipe.

Denique:


Don't I just love youuuuuu. I'm so emotional right now. I need a wipe.

I am willing to go against anyone who would ever wish you harm.I will protect you from any danger that threatens your happiness.
This is my promise from now until eternity. I will never leave your side. I’ll always be here for you.

jawalis:

I am willing to go against anyone who would ever wish you harm.I will protect you from any danger that threatens your happiness.
This is my promise from now until eternity. I will never leave your side. I’ll always be here for you.

So much love in the air.

We’ve gone pass Onions era.

Go jawalis.

Denique:

Helmet, whatever... at least I've got protection.
So, you siding with him?
We both know you do. Like you are doing tonight.
I actually meant the long long notes he left up there.
Now laugh and tell me good night.

Lol
I can’t side for a man who thinks onions is everything in life.

jawalis:

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

Kriss216:


Hahahahahaha


This God is too good. My God will always fight for me.

You sure say no be the one wey Trump supporters been the pray to baa? the one that sends angels from shithole Africa

Kriss216:

I love your last line. Shows a man who truly know and value what he wants. You have my vote.

I’m solidly behind you on this. Onions man got nothing on you. Who onions hep?

50,000 large tubers of yam is now involved. A gbe siwaju. duro nibe

Kriss216:


Lol

I can’t side for a man who thinks onions is everything in life.

lol

Denique:


Pray tell, Kriss does not see this. Your guess is just as good as everybody's.

You are a ready-made suya. How did you come up with the flower-boy tag?

Not even the ring bearer

When he gains experience from a number of Nairaland weddings, he will be promoted to ring bearer.

Denique:

I doubt you people will be able to live peacefully with each other, so imma bring ezzycarter on board. Two husbands cannot kill me 'cos I did not kill my mother.

I thought you said you could handle them both?

@bold got me laughing out loud. E le pah mi tori min pa iya mi

Kriss216:
Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about j.awalis, your jealous lover?

Leave am like dat

jawalis:

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

Which Denique ? My friend join the queue!

EzzyCarter:


I thought you said you could handle them both?

@bold got me laughing out loud. E le pah mi tori min pa iya mi

So I thought but they beginning to show me snippets of what is to come reason I want you onboard to make things ezzy.

I had a good laugh last night. The people on this platform are damn hilarious!

Denique:


So I thought but they beginning to show me snippets of what is to come reason I want you onboard to make things ezzy.

I had a good laugh last night. The people on this platform are damn hilarious!

No wahala now. Ezzy to the rescue But sho le handle mi sha? If yes, sho le shey iyawo keji?


@bold inspite of the whole toxicity NL still remains a place to get a good laugh once in a while