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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Judybash93(m): 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2021
kalufelix:
The-man-will-definately-absorb-your-weaknesses-and-short-comings-but-when-its-time-to-absorb-his-ego-and-submit-to-him...you-will-start-playing-victim-and-resort-to-feminism-and-gender-equalitycheesy...you-want-to-eat-your-cake-and-have-it-without-being-held-accountable...categorising-women-and-children-is-becoming-faulty...it-seems-children-and-dogs-are-more-responsible-and-accountable-than-women...

You nailed it brov

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jan 31, 2021
Judybash93:


Are you a man?

undecided
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by LikeAking: 7:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
It will end in tears.

I go use Trump pattern.

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by neztar: 7:41pm On Jan 31, 2021
Marriage is like a journey of no return. Only the fittest survive it.

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by neztar: 7:49pm On Jan 31, 2021
cooooooks:
Waiting for the formula on how to find the 'right' person.


Guys, for at least half of us, marriage is inevitable. Especially as an African.

What we need to do is:
- SHINE EYE
- Have some standards
- PRE-NUP (even though many courts throw it out)
- marry a woman who works (alimony is dependent on difference of income)
- NO KIDS for the first 4 - 7 years of marriage/relationship.

what! What if....?
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Martinez39s(m): 8:00pm On Jan 31, 2021
PRETTYPRINCES:

My apologies. I will try better next time. I promise to improve on my shaming tacticskiss
Apologies accepted. I am sure you will try better next time. wink
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Shormiey(m): 8:20pm On Jan 31, 2021
PRETTYPRINCES:

Nairaland is a Nigerian social media platform and there is no arguing the gender that is ALWAYS about sex. Honestly marriage is not for WEAK MEN, those men you call simps or beta


No need to argue with you, I know where you are driving at.....
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jan 31, 2021
Martinez39s:
Apologies accepted. I am sure you will try better next time. wink
cheesy Sure I will. Perhaps with a thread filled with memes.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Bodyodour: 8:40pm On Jan 31, 2021
African women hardly behave like this nah.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Bodyodour: 8:41pm On Jan 31, 2021
Freezby2020:
OVER 90% OF WHAT IS IN THIS POST IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. I HV BEEN MARRIED FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS SO I KNOW WHAT AM SAYING.



you married the wrong person. Make una stop all this generalization, abeg.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Mcslize: 8:43pm On Jan 31, 2021
Lastmankc:
Marriage nah scam.Most of that can only happen there,but in Nigeria,its a men's world

Someone like me that want to relocate to the western world, what am I going to do now?
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Korllami007: 9:01pm On Jan 31, 2021
Bodyodour:
you married the wrong person. Make una stop all this generalization, abeg.

I don see person wey go give me manual to find the right person.

God I thank you oo

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Balogun9935: 9:25pm On Jan 31, 2021
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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Beholdjoan: 12:41am On Feb 01, 2021
heniford2:
truly am scared of marriage
Not only u oooo same here
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by zealousayo(m): 5:27am On Feb 01, 2021
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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by espn(m): 5:57am On Feb 01, 2021
Mikester:
You guys are just scared of marrying the wrong person not marriage itself.

who is the right person. You v never heard of that was then...

1. Your best friend in the morning could be your greatest enemy before evening.

2. The person who loves you most could be your greatest hater in a twinkle of an eye.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Mikester: 6:07am On Feb 01, 2021
espn:
who is the right person. You never heard of that was then...
The right person won't make you beg for love and attention cause they will give them to you out of their love for you. And as someone who intends to be in a relationship, you should be smart enough to know if your partner loves you or is just pretending.

The real question is - how smart are you in a relationship?

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Mikester: 6:13am On Feb 01, 2021
espn:
who is the right person. You v never heard of that was then...

1. Your best friend in the morning could be your greatest enemy before evening.

2. The person who loves you most could be your greatest hater in a twinkle of an eye.

No one falls out of love with a person in the twinkle of an eye. If it happened so, the person never loved you but pretended to or was just led by mere infatuation

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Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Mrscarter(f): 8:25am On Feb 01, 2021
Leshurr:
More..

That's all bullshitt
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Mrscarter(f): 8:27am On Feb 01, 2021
Freezby2020:
OVER 90% OF WHAT IS IN THIS POST IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. I HV BEEN MARRIED FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS SO I KNOW WHAT AM SAYING.




Then U married a selfish woman.
Choose wisely who u marry n get to know them first.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 11:53am On Feb 01, 2021
PRETTYPRINCES:
Marriage is not for WEAK men grin. If you are a weak man marriage is not for you else you ll be crying up and down carrying along list such as this one grin. Unfortunately most of you men are too weak to face the challenges that comes along with marriage since all you think about is sex.
you are boring
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 01, 2021
Nuel4:
you are boring

Am not here to tickle you grin
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 11:56am On Feb 01, 2021
PRETTYPRINCES:


Am not here to tickle you grin
I'd prefer to put my finger in hot groundnut oil and watch it fry
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 11:58am On Feb 01, 2021
Nuel4:
I'd prefer to put my finger in hot groundnut oil and watch it fry

grin Than me to tickle your balls right? grin
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by Nobody: 12:00pm On Feb 01, 2021
cooooooks:
Waiting for the formula on how to find the 'right' person.


Guys, for at least half of us, marriage is inevitable. Especially as an African.

What we need to do is:
- SHINE EYE
- Have some standards
- PRE-NUP (even though many courts throw it out)
- marry a woman who works (alimony is dependent on difference of income)
- NO KIDS for the first 4 - 7 years of marriage/relationship.

as a Nigerian you don't need any prenuptial what you need is to marry 3 wives and watch them battle themselves instead of making yourself a target practice for one.
Also have a concubine. Women in polygamous homes work hardest
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by wheelchairboy(m): 1:17pm On Feb 01, 2021
Nigerianization:


What a fallacy of hasty generalisation.


Abi o. What is strong in carrying the burden of society because they want to give you a badge of responsibility? Make your money, enjoy your money, if you want kids, it can be arranged through surrogacy. No stress, so far you are rich.
Re: A Shocking List Of The Horrors Men Should Expect After Marriage by OmovuduTheBeast(f): 2:51pm On Feb 01, 2021
angelfallz:


Its not a matter of marrying the wrong person. Its rather a matter of a gynocentric system that has been setup to punish men.

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