TeemahBeddings:
So I wrote a post on how to spend it



As we all know valentine is this Sunday, it is a special day for lovers and most times it usually ends with sex except on. few cases(argue with your keypad)


But the last thing people usually think about is the bedsheet to be used on that.

Come on, having sex on that same sheet can be a little bit boring especially if it is a worn-out sheet.

Oya come let me help you spice that day with a clean, beautiful, and romantic sheet that would make the sex worthwhile even if you are a two seconds man(na joke or tongue) grin

I promise to add a pack of condom with it

May God bless your hustle.

Samakus:
Will be watching how Mourinho will teach drivers of Peace Mass Transit buses how to properly park buses against Guardiola's City at Etihad

This got me laughing out loud

kelvinogude:
At the moment my wife is outside town with my son in School and am left home alone.Will go sit at Novare Lekki Mall as is very close to where I live and catch some fun.

Better dey at home cos I see you getting entangled.

I hear the word 'entangled'.

You will get hooked with a girl and it will scatter your marriage.

Remember David. He was only walking on his balcony. He looked, saw naked woman bathing, slept with her and later killed her husband. Those sins cost him DEARLY.

Kriss216:

That would be too boring.

Why not go to Santa Cruz beach, atleast to feed your eyes, it's close also.

Advising a married man to go to beach and feed his eyes.

Feed his eyes with naked bombom abi?

I'll probably have a couple of beers over football matches while simultaneously making plans to not repeat the process next year.

The teenage department in my church will party at the end of church service. We will just eat, drink, and get entertained with a lot of church programs. I won't miss that...

Yinksy09:
Is falls on a Sunday so after church I am going to take her out for a movie then a dinner date at Hard Rock Cafe. I already have a gift for her and it’s a great surprise.

I hear the word 'proposal'.

You will propose publicly to her and she will say ,"No". Don't take it too much to heart.

In my room sleeping

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Ain't spending no shit

Just be inside my hotel room smoking my weed, bombing, drinking my bottles and banging pussy

But nah still your money go buy weed ,drinks and puna

Samakus:
Will be watching how Mourinho will teach drivers of Peace Mass Transit buses how to properly park buses against Guardiola's City at Etihad

LOL but that's on Saturday nau...not Sunday Feb 14.

UrVillagePpl:


This got me laughing out loud

Lolz. You're welcome. The laughter is my Valentine gift to you

Las Las shi shi for so called boo, bae, cupcake, etc. Most Naija babes ain't loyal. Wahala who deceive himself. My bro chop life! Lash dem n we move but most importantly, hustle o e get why

kelvinogude:
At the moment my wife is outside town with my son in School and am left home alone.Will go sit at Novare Lekki Mall as is very close to where I live and catch some fun.

same here man .. that’s what I had in mind too

Silentgroper:
U serving?

Student

08064978510:
Sleeping and crying, I just lost my mom Feb 9th, I am so down right now

Eya! Pele dear. It is well. May her soul rest in peace

Hmmmm
As for me
No money
No girlfriend
No trusted boyfriend

I'm gonna be inside my room
Pray to Chukwu Okike Abiama and my Ancestors.
After which I will light up my marijuana and drink some water because I don't take alcoholic drinks �

Those guys that are saying that they are single and will spend valentine with their family will be first to go out with their girlfriend


hypocrite will kill nairaland guys

i will be playing visual bet9ja near my area

sirwhyteB:
Hmmmm
As for me
No money
No girlfriend
No trusted boyfriend

I'm gonna be inside my room
Pray to Chukwu Okike Abiama and my Ancestors.
After which I will light up my marijuana and drink some water because I don't take alcoholic drinks �

ghana sk will go well jst try it

After This stressful Week, I just wanna lay In my BED
Eat...Sleep...Sleep...Eat!!!

dorin27:
Eya! Pele dear. It is well. May her soul rest in peace

My Deepest Condolences...God Rest Her Soul, Take Heart!!!

Adamson55:


My Deepest Condolences...God Rest Her Soul, Take Heart!!!

Are you sure you quoted the right person?

At home smokin my sk nd drinkin red wine alone
I dont need anybody

Church oooo Church

Came here observe comments and i must say
Am not disappointed'
.
Simps say : i go buy her better gift. ( forgeting their real love ones).
.
Real G's/redpillers say: i wil be studying & surfing and probably be drinking and bombing from my hotel room.
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Girls say: (as usual) i will be sleeping,
(at ur boyfriends house ba lol)
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Ps= for those that are owing pls pay ur dept on sunday to avoid stories that touch.(cause am not ready to waste my data on u when u appear on front page on monday lol).

Lori iro

Favour22amaka:
Will be alone at home pressing my phone. Though I don't mind hanging out with a guy in Lagos.

I'm available PM me. I'm in lagos too

Na yo spend am inside house.

watching (romantic movies)on NETFLIX am single I nor get money for flower abeg

Am waiting for my val.