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UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 6:04pm On Mar 02
The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF


THE COWARD'S FORMULA
he meets a beautiful woman that he likes but instead of telling her directly how he feels he decides to use a longer, less risky strategy of showing her his love through
doing good deeds for her. instead of telling the woman early on, that he likes her in a sexual way, he spend months and months being friends with her, helping her with her issues ; financial and otherwise. doing all manner of good deeds for her. helping her move furniture, fixing her drains and lights, protecting her and keeping her safe. being a dependable shoulder to learn on. and an open ear to confide in.

he watches the woman date other men and get heartbroken. and he is ever there as a shoulder to cry on. the woman starts to drop her guard around him and relax. she starts treating him as one of her girl friends. she dresses anyhow around him because she knows he wont
mind her thighs on display. he is like a brother to her. she ends up undressing in-front of him. and even taking a shower while he looks on. sometimes she even thinks he's
gay. she starts taking him with her when she goes shopping to ask his advice on outfits. sharing her fantasies with him. confiding in him. trusting him.

then one day; when the woman is super heartbroken by some super arsehole of a guy and in need of some super comforting, he runs to her side, gives her the usual
hugs....wipes the usual tears....gives the usual"u deserve better" pep talk......then out of the blue----he kisses her... WTF!!!

the woman is shocked.beyond words.what is this?? the man then confesses that he loved her from the first day he saw her and dreams of her every night blah blah blah. but the woman is having none of it. she is feeling so many things right now.none of which is Love. but the biggest of which is BETRAYAL.

now her mind races back in time: all the times this guy helped her out; was he genuine?? or was he trying to get into her PANTIES?? all the good deeds he done
for her was he BUYING her love all the kind things he ever done for her was he EARNING her pussy?? oh my god, all the times she changed clothes in-front of
him!!! he was ENJOYING all that?? her walking around him half-Unclad a free show for a perv?? now she is feeling used and violated. on top of feeling betrayed. all those
hugs he gave her? he was just"feeling her up"? touching her body for free under the pretense of caring? the woman is breathing fire. she is feeling taken advantage of and
manipulated.

this guy here without the balls to tell a woman how he feels straight up just spent 5 months being her friend and doing good things for her for nothing but to EARN her
pussy! counting on her to one day get hit by lightning like Paul and get a vision from god that he was her soulmate! why go for 5 months relying on your good deeds to
speak on your behalf when you can speak for yourself and get an answer in 5 days??

instead this guy waited silently, patiently like a predator, for months. waiting for her to be at her most heartbroken, her most vulnerable. her weakest. then pounced on her
like a lion pounces on a wounded tired animal. counting on her low spirits to work in his favour and make her an easy prey. what an ambush!!! what a betrayal.

now the woman is damaged psychologically because from now on she can NEVER accept a good deed from a man without suspecting that man wants something in
return. which is a bleeped-up way of going through life because we all need a helping hand at some point. but this idiot has made the woman believe the Hand that helps her
is also the Hand that wanna play with her breast and finger her pussy... that the Mouth that advises her is also the Mouth that wanna kiss her and suck her pussy...

who is this idiot of a man?

WHAT DO WE CALL THIS COWARD?
now; this type of a man who does all this immature juvenile brainless poo goes by a popular name that you have heard a thousand times before. a name you may already be tired of hearing. we call him; THE NICE GUY.

That's him!! the spineless, ball-less, testosterone-less, liver-less, brainless simping half-man waste of a sperm who is a wolf who put on a sheep's skin to get closer to the sheep but looked so much like a sheep that when he decided to attack, the sheep laughed and gave him grass to eat- because he stayed in disguise for so long that he
had become an honorary sheep!! An unbelievable weakling with no honour who has betrayed his lofty mighty masculinity to act like"one of the girls" all to get closer to
women and ambush them for pussy. and he'll never smell the pussy. Him and his ilk, all of the 80% of men who use this cowardly method. they are all in Friend-zones, buying sex dolls and getting addicted to porn.that's all the sex they are having.

My brother; be good and nice all you want to a girl; but once you feel yourself getting jealous, angry, hurt and betrayed whenever you see the girl you are helping date other guys, then know that even though you didn't know it, you were doing all those good deeds to earn her love and her pussy. that is the definition of a Nice Guy. you are a
Nice Guy. you use"Niceness" to get things from women the same way other people use money to get things from the store.

STOP THAT shît.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by peanutbutter(f): 6:10pm On Mar 02
I don’t need to read this whole trash to know that it’s nothing but a smoldering pile of horseshit, fit enough to be used as manure to grow the delusions of an insecure male mind grin grin grin

This one has dedicated to his whole life to dishing out balderdash to his fellow insecure menabout women.

Women are not hard to decipher. If you have money, are successful and have sense, she’d be overly loyal to you. But you’re all in denial about the money part, you keep up whipping these dense theories in a bid to “hack the female mind” (whatever the fuçk that means) as if we’re comouters grin

Ubunja I have just one advise you you. Make money. And when you do, you’d come back and deactivate your account because you’d realize the foolishness and the futility of your so called miseducations grin

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by Patheos(m): 6:50pm On Mar 02
This hard truth might be too hard for the white knight, next time Ubunja please i beg of you make it HARDER for them

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by Yigiyaga(m): 7:04pm On Mar 02
Ubunja!! The women butcher...hahahaha.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:06pm On Mar 02
Patheos:
This hard truth might be too hard for the white knight, next time Ubunja please i beg of you make it HARDER for them
the White Knight is the greatest under-achiever of all time.

If in 2019 you still think being a Nice Guy will get you a girl you will die the angriest most bitter son of a bitch who ever walked this broken world.

WAKE UP.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by savior22: 7:09pm On Mar 02
The only thing this one know how to do is to talk about woman ever time ,morning woman afternoon woman Evening woman,apart from that nothing is in his head spit.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:09pm On Mar 02
Yigiyaga:
Ubunja!! The women butcher...hahahaha.
just see how angry they are.
The Miseducations don't have a stop button.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:15pm On Mar 02
savior22:
The only thing this one know how to do is to talk about woman ever time ,morning woman afternoon woman Evening woman,apart from that nothing is in his head spit.
did I hurt your feelings?

I'm sorry. I'm never writing again.



Keep dreaming.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 7:15pm On Mar 02
savior22:
The only thing this one know how to do is to talk about woman ever time ,morning woman afternoon woman Evening woman,apart from that nothing is in his head spit.
True talk lol.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:18pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
True talk lol.
ask him why he is on ubunja's thread since ubunja to him has an empty head.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by savior22: 7:19pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
did I hurt your feelings?

I'm sorry. I'm never writing again.



Keep dreaming.
You are below my league, so you can't hurt my feelings boy.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:21pm On Mar 02
savior22:
You are below my league, so you can't hurt my feelings boy.
and which league is that again?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 7:24pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
ask him why he is on ubunja's thread since ubunja to him has an empty head.
You talk about woman too much tongue
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:25pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
You talk about woman too much tongue
don't tempt me to upload DAILY because I can.
I'm not afraid of you big mouth losers.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 7:27pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
don't tempt me to upload DAILY because I can.
I'm not afraid of you big mouth losers.
go ahead, I'm waiting grin grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:43pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
go ahead, I'm waiting grin grin
how will that benefit you since you worship women?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 7:46pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
how will that benefit you since you worship women?
But you worship women too, na grin grin lol

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 7:52pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
But you worship women too, na grin grin lol
I attack women.
You defend women.


Between me and you who worships women?

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 7:58pm On Mar 02
ubunja:

I attack women.
You defend women.


Between me and you who worships women?
you bully women so that you can have your way with them. lol you are not that bright Mr Ubunja wink

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 8:03pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
you bully women so that you can have your way with them. lol you are not that bright Mr Ubunja wink
Ding ding ding... And the award of best dodger on NL goes to....

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 8:05pm On Mar 02
ubunja:

Ding ding ding... And the award to the best dodger on NL goes to....
I can see through you. now get lost, I'm done replying your mention.
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 8:08pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
I can see through you. now get lost, I'm done replying your mention.
after failing to answer a simple question.
Ah well. Guess the question was too hard for you.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by SilentListener: 8:28pm On Mar 02
savior22:
The only thing this one know how to do is to talk about woman ever time ,morning woman afternoon woman Evening woman,apart from that nothing is in his head spit.
grin grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by SilentListener: 8:29pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
I can see through you. now get lost, I'm done replying your mention.
lol I'm surprise he didn't call you Losser
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 8:32pm On Mar 02
SilentListener:
lol I'm surprise he didn't call you Losser
I wanted to. But these Nice Guys are too soft. Last time that got me banned.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by BlackSaints: 8:34pm On Mar 02
SilentListener:
lol I'm surprise he didn't call you Losser
he's Obsessed about Nl ladies, so he's the real loser/pussy worshiper.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by SilentListener: 8:35pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
I wanted to. But these Nice Guys are too soft. Last time that got me banned.
ok grin
Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by SilentListener: 8:35pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
he's Obsessed about Nl ladies, so he's the real loser/pussy worshiper.
grin grin

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 8:37pm On Mar 02
BlackSaints:
he's Obsessed about Nl ladies, so he's the real loser/pussy worshiper.
and you'Re obsessed about the Miseducations.


You make noise claiming to hate but you can't leave. Just be members already.

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 8:38pm On Mar 02
I feel like uploading again cheesy

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by Yigiyaga(m): 9:06pm On Mar 02
ubunja:
and which league is that again?
Nna Ubunja leave these guys come face the women them make matter dey sweet. Na guys wey wan be like you but dem no fit. Face naija babes them..local girls

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Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Coward's Guide To Getting A GF by ubunja(m): 9:11pm On Mar 02
Yigiyaga:
Nna Ubunja leave these guys come face the women them make matter dey sweet. Na guys wey wan be like you but dem no fit. Face naija babes them..local girls
their stupidity was keeping the thread going.

Little volunteers.

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