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..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 9:58pm On Feb 22, 2021
Hi nairalanders.......

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Re: ..,. by AFvckingAlpha(m): 9:59pm On Feb 22, 2021
The fvck
Niggarr!!!

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Re: ..,. by Nobody: 10:00pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Hi nairalanders , I don't know how to start this article, but I hope you understand me......

I noticed something weird happening to my genital ....my dic was 8inch long(fully hard) last year...... Then this month , my gf said , my dic was shrinking, I thought she was just joking, until I noticed that my dic is competing with my pinky finger.....mehnn I'm depressed, I can't even think straight this days.... I went to a doctor , he said there's nothing wrong with my dic...... He said I should be eating fruit "banana, apple, etc"" ... because of my dic, I have turned to a vegan ..... but still no improvement , no nothing..... From Johnny sins , I have turned to don jazzy..... guys please is there any "home remedy" i could use to get my hulk thang back........ Please save a nigga
where do you stay?
Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:01pm On Feb 22, 2021
MejiLoyon:
where do you stay?

Osun
Re: ..,. by lovchalice(f): 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2021
Spiritual attack
Go to MFM asap for deliverance

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Re: ..,. by Nobody: 10:05pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:


Osun
sorry bros...you real preek dey inside one calabash dey vomit naira. Dem don steal am. Take heart grin

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Re: ..,. by Shellsploit: 10:06pm On Feb 22, 2021
Excess masturbation bro..
Same way the diick shrinked, guess ur scrotumm shrinked too.

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Re: ..,. by Shellsploit: 10:06pm On Feb 22, 2021
lovchalice:
Spiritual attack
Go to MFM asap for deliverance

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:08pm On Feb 22, 2021
MejiLoyon:
sorry bros...you real preek dey inside one calabash dey vomit naira. Dem don steal am. Take heart grin

Bruhh don't play with me ...God forbid... I don't even fucc olosho... and my gf isn't promiscuous ....so don't tell me something , that ain't real
Re: ..,. by immortalcrown(m): 10:09pm On Feb 22, 2021
Have you been using CD?

Some cds contain chemical that causes penis to shrink.

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:09pm On Feb 22, 2021
lovchalice:
Spiritual attack
Go to MFM asap for deliverance

Seriously

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:10pm On Feb 22, 2021
immortalcrown:
Have you been using CD?

Yes... once in awhile
Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:13pm On Feb 22, 2021
Shellsploit:
Excess masturbation bro..
Same way the diick shrinked, guess ur scrotumm shrinked too.

I don't think it's masturbating bruh.... Cause I only masturbate once in a week.....
My scrotum is normal.....but the main friction gan gan is shrinking
Re: ..,. by Nobody: 10:13pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:


Bruhh don't play with me ...God forbid... I don't even fucc olosho... and my gf isn't promiscuous ....so don't tell me something , that ain't real
No be olosho dey collect prick na. Na just touch and follow......anyway go to another hospital. And if you smoke stop it.

Dear God no matter my crime,leave my prick out of the punishment. If anything do am I fit die. My heavenly rod. Turn pinky finger. Chai. The thought alone gaan

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:14pm On Feb 22, 2021
MejiLoyon:

No be olosho dey collect prick na. Na just touch and follow......anyway go to another hospital. And if you smoke stop it.

Dear God no matter my crime,leave my prick out of the punishment. If anything do am I fit die. My heavenly rod. Turn pinky finger. Chai. The thought alone gaan

Jesusss I'm in pain
Re: ..,. by prince2pac(m): 10:16pm On Feb 22, 2021
You got a girlfriend and you still masturbate once in a week, allow Johnny rest biko

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Re: ..,. by prince2pac(m): 10:17pm On Feb 22, 2021
MejiLoyon:

No be olosho dey collect prick na. Na just touch and follow......anyway go to another hospital. And if you smoke stop it.

Dear God no matter my crime,leave my prick out of the punishment. If anything do am I fit die. My heavenly rod. Turn pinky finger. Chai. The thought alone gaan

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 10:17pm On Feb 22, 2021
prince2pac:
You got a girlfriend and you still masturbate once in a week, allow Johnny rest biko

Bruh self romance is the best , but henceforth I'm stopping it
Re: ..,. by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 22, 2021
Vagina people have used your dick for yahooplus. It shock you abi? You will be a fool to think that only boys do it.

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Re: ..,. by DaddyRochie1642: 10:20pm On Feb 22, 2021
This one has been used grin grin grin

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Re: ..,. by immortalcrown(m): 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:


Yes... once in awhile

Some cds contain chemical that causes penis to shrink.

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Re: ..,. by prince2pac(m): 10:27pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:


Bruh self romance is the best , but henceforth I'm stopping it
wether it's the best or not o no do... even the tot* self no don tire me some two years now... make them carry there wahala go.
.


Take am easy brother, but Omo this your case strong

Re: ..,. by Earthly(f): 10:58pm On Feb 22, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: ..,. by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:04pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Hi nairalanders , I don't know how to start this article, but I hope you understand me......

I noticed something weird happening to my genital ....my dic was 8inch long(fully hard) last year...... Then this month , my gf said , my dic was shrinking, I thought she was just joking, until I noticed that my dic is competing with my pinky finger.....mehnn I'm depressed, I can't even think straight this days.... I went to a doctor , he said there's nothing wrong with my dic...... He said I should be eating fruit "banana, apple, etc"" ... because of my dic, I have turned to a vegan ..... but still no improvement , no nothing..... From Johnny sins , I have turned to don jazzy
guys please is there any "home remedy" i could use to get my hulk thang back........ Please save a nigga
@ bolded had me laughing hard.


On a more serious note, try seeing a urologist. I honestly don't know what can make a penis to shrink.
Re: ..,. by KidDarkness(m): 11:06pm On Feb 22, 2021
A girl swallowed your semen while giving you Mouth Action. You thought she did but she actually took it to her marine coven because she is not of this world. My brother you need to pray hard and hit your scrotum five times while praying

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Re: ..,. by OlayemiAshraf(m): 11:07pm On Feb 22, 2021
DrFunmisticGlow:
@ bolded had me laughing hard.


On a more serious note, try seeing a urologist. I honestly don't know what can make a penis to shrink.

Thanks for the advice bruh
Re: ..,. by extol1(m): 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2021
lovchalice:
Spiritual attack Go to MFM asap for deliverance
as funny as it may sound, it might be true
Re: ..,. by Uyi168: 11:17pm On Feb 22, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:


I don't think it's masturbating bruh.... Cause I only masturbate once in a week.....
My scrotum is normal.....but the main friction gan gan is shrinking
.
Harmattan nor blow reach your side

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Re: ..,. by Nobody: 11:23pm On Feb 22, 2021
[quote author=prince2pac post=99331078][/quote]

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Re: ..,. by pozehnani(f): 1:40am On Feb 23, 2021
Fornication is a sin. This might just be a warning for you to stop.

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Re: ..,. by willyo(m): 4:27am On Feb 23, 2021
pozehnani:
Fornication is a sin. This might just be a warning for you to stop.


Which is the fornication? The GF or the masturbation?
Re: ..,. by pozehnani(f): 4:30am On Feb 23, 2021
willyo:


Which is the fornication? The GF or the masturbation?

See question..

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